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Old 22nd November 2018, 11:53 AM   #1
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Fill in the blank: I'm grateful that Trump ...

I'm grateful that Trump alienates virtually everyone, eventually.

I'm grateful that his lies are so obvious.

I'm grateful that his campaigning on behalf of others might hurt more than it helps.

If you were to add anything, what would it be?
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Old 22nd November 2018, 11:55 AM   #2
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I'm grateful that Trump... isn't twenty years younger.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 11:57 AM   #3
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I'm grateful that "Trump" is British slang for "fart".
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:05 PM   #4
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... is one day subject to a certain form of sanction, if Hawking is right that is. "Gotta step up"
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:09 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by P.J. Denyer View Post
I'm grateful that Trump... isn't twenty years younger.
That was exactly my thought as well.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:27 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by lionking View Post
That was exactly my thought as well.
That would have been my fourth item ... but I didn't want to violate the longstanding "Rule of 3 Examples."

It's kind of encouraging that there are ways in which things might have been worse. But there must be people who are grateful for Trump's presidency who don't couch it in terms of "he might die soon."
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:33 PM   #7
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...hasn't started a war.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:36 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Minoosh View Post
That would have been my fourth item ... but I didn't want to violate the longstanding "Rule of 3 Examples."
Would that answer have included the words "weight", "exercise" and "McDonalds" by any chance?


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It's kind of encouraging that there are ways in which things might have been worse. But there must be people who are grateful for Trump's presidency who don't couch it in terms of "he might die soon."
Well, there is the fact that he's stupid enough to admit to crimes and impeachable behaviour on TV and Twitter.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:45 PM   #9
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...is not related to me.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:55 PM   #10
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... isn't the leader of my country.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:56 PM   #11
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:58 PM   #12
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Donald Trump is, of course, thankful for Donald Trump. (This probably should go in the mental illness thread.)

Trump says he's thankful for making a 'tremendous difference in this country'

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President Trump said Thursday that he is thankful "for having a great family and for having made a tremendous difference in this country."

Trump made the comment when asked by reporters what he is grateful for on Thanksgiving shortly after holding a phone call with troops overseas.

“I’ve made a tremendous difference in the country,” Trump said. “This country’s so much stronger than it was when I took office and you wouldn’t believe it.”

“I mean you see it, but [it's] so much stronger that people can’t even believe it,” Trump said. “When I see foreign leaders, they say, ‘We cannot believe the difference in strength between the United States now and the United States two years ago.'”

The country “made a lot of progress,” he added.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 12:58 PM   #13
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I'm thankful that Trump doesn't fool the majority of people who can see him for what he is.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 01:03 PM   #14
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...continues to Tweet so we can see the obvious decline in what facilities he had.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 01:04 PM   #15
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I'm thankful Trump hasn't released a calendar of himself posing erotically in ladies lingerie. Yet.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 01:10 PM   #16
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I'm thankful Trump hasn't released a calendar of himself posing erotically in ladies lingerie. Yet.
He's working on his homage to Putin: Trump shirtless on horseback.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 01:12 PM   #17
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hasn't got a (non-human) pet.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 01:33 PM   #18
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I'm grateful that Trump ... is statistically likely to die before me, so there's a chance I may live to piss upon his grave.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 02:24 PM   #19
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I'm grateful that Trump is so stupid. In addition to the material it provides for comedy shows, I think an intelligent Trump would be much more dangerous. Ultimately, I think his stupidity will be his downfall, and I'm grateful that he'll be taking the GOP with him.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:02 PM   #20
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kicked Hillary’s ass.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:07 PM   #21
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Gratefulness is not a status I have in relation to politicians.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:09 PM   #22
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kicked Hillary’s ass.
He became president, but he got his butt kicked in the election. Thank majority of the electorate rejected his views in favor of hers. And they continue to do so.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:27 PM   #23
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...doesn't share my bed.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:49 PM   #24
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...doesn't share my bed.
Melania?
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:51 PM   #25
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I'm thankful Trump hasn't released a calendar of himself posing erotically in ladies lingerie. Yet.
PLEASE DO NOT POST THIS ON TWITTER!
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...can only fool some of the people all of the time.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 03:56 PM   #27
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I'm grateful that Trump...made America Grate Again.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 04:00 PM   #28
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Melania?
Melania looks like a shrink-wrapped lizard. I suspect ongoing medical procedures intended to offset the ageing process are at the root of it.
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I'm grateful that Trump's small schlong can be enlarged with Extenze, and the entire world will be grateful once we figure out a way to jam the treatment in one orifice or the other, because that will cure his inferiority complex.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 04:08 PM   #30
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Old 22nd November 2018, 04:28 PM   #31
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Melania looks like a shrink-wrapped lizard. I suspect ongoing medical procedures intended to offset the ageing process are at the root of it.
Heh heh, "shrink wrapped lizard". I like that!

The phrase, not actual shrink wrapped lizards.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 04:29 PM   #32
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I'm grateful that Trump ...

...'s deal with Satan must be nearly 'payment due'.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 04:57 PM   #33
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Melania?
Baron on considering Ivanka?
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Old 22nd November 2018, 06:50 PM   #34
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I'm grateful that Trump has made deciding who to vote for in terms of congress and Senate is something I don't need to fret over anymore, as long as he is in office, it is all democrat all the time.
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This.
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Old 22nd November 2018, 07:46 PM   #36
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I'm thankful that the president isn't part of anyone's Thanksgiving unless they want him to be. This is about the beginning and end of it for me. How are you all doing?
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I'm grateful for the fact that Trump and his family clearly appear to be suffering.
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I'm grateful that Trump has exposed the american right wing as the fascist bootlickers they are.

It's all out in the open now, for the whole world to see. Thanks, Trump!
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Originally Posted by AnonyMoose View Post
... isn't the leader of my country.
Originally Posted by Stacyhs View Post
I'm thankful that Trump doesn't fool the majority of people who can see him for what he is.
I think the above is leading to what is in this post:-
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I'm grateful that Trump has made deciding who to vote for in terms of congress and Senate is something I don't need to fret over anymore, as long as he is in office, it is all democrat all the time.
May what he has done lead to the reform of the Republican party and people voting Democrat in the 2020 election. To the Democrat - get a good candidate to stand. Then they can make America great again and not a great comedy show.
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