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The progression of this was almost amusing. Jordan got a handful of votes in the first ballot, and then gave a rather emphatic speech in the interim exhorting his fellow Republicans to rally behind McCarthy. And oddly in the second round this resulted in more votes...for Jordan.
I say almost amusing because this is actually a nightmare in slow motion. |
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Hey, relax. Any and all republican'ts who don't win can cry fraud.
F'rinstance: Who actually hired that clerk? Was he vetted? How bout his wife? I wanna see his laptop. His DNA. Take back the steal! |
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And he's lost the second vote now.
Can I collect my million if Jefferies gets the nod? |
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Maybe George Santos can declare himself to be the winner.
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Based on Shemp's arithmetic, get 10 of the nutjobs to not vote and the humiliation would be complete.
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Is there any moderate Republican that 18 Democrats could vote for?
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Now taking wagers for how many rounds this will go. 2-1 on more than the record of nine. 4-1 into February. I will accept your bets on PayPal and distribute them accordingly at the end.
Seriously, what a **** show. Hope all the reps have their NoDoz handy. |
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To get the remaining 19 he must agree to impeach Biden next week. And cancel Fauci's pension.
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I do believe, that eventually, if no speaker is elected, the US goes into default and the world will enter a great depression. Hopefully there are 19 dems that will compromise rather than see the world burn.
Liz Cheney as speaker would be kinda hilarious. ETA: and no, the speaker does not have to be a current member of congress. |
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20. After the third round of voting, 20 Republicans voted for Jordan rather than McCarthy.
I mean, part of me still finds it hilarious, but this is really getting ...sad. |
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Adjourned for the day. Why do I have a feeling this will be resolved with closed-door arm-wrestling contests?
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As of this moment, in the absence of a speaker, second in line of succession to the Presidency is one of my US Senators, Patty Murray.
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Gawd....
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So, reading this:
https://www.crfb.org/blogs/appropriations-watch-fy-2023 It looks like we've got a full year for the GoP to play silly games and do absolutely nothing before the **** really hits the fan. If it gets to December and the GoP STILL hasn't selected a speaker then it would be time for the Dems to compromise. Expecting the currently divided Congress in this era of absolute refusal to compromise... well the compromise would be the GoP showing the American people how petty and silly they are. It'd be a huge win by the Dems to show they won't play politics over a looming shutdown and default by working with as few as 4 Republicans. |
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It won't come to that. The first thing that the House does when it gathers is select the Speaker of the House. And I mean first thing. Nothing else happens until that happens. No committee assignments, no swearing in of Representatives, no ridiculous show trials of investigation/smears, and certainly nothing as sexy as an Impeachment.
Just vote after vote after vote for Speaker of the House. Even the MAGA caucus knows that is terrible television... |
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I have a "bingo card" of unlikely events I have been updating every month around the election. One I added for January was that the Democrats help elect McCarthy to the speaker's chair.
If it comes down to say, Jordan or McCarthy, this could happen. Probably won't. But at some point they all need to get on with the business at hand. It would also make McCarthy an even weaker Speaker than if the republicans get their act together. |
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But weirdly, the non-sworn in members-elect apparently get to vote on the speaker.
They should all just vote for me. I promise to show up and wield the gavel every day, unless I don't feel like it. The longer this goes on, the better I'll like it. Especially if Trump decides to get involved. A lot of Republicans aren't going to get much sleep tonight. |
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I was surprised they were allowed to adjourn. I thought they couldn't even do that?
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Sounds like I'm hearing that if the Repubs can drag this Speaker thing out long enough, they can keep getting paid for doing nothing?
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