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Old 12th March 2019, 02:34 PM   #1441
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Bart Cutino estimates that there are 6,000-7,000 Bigfoots living in North America. Also he has a Bigfoot tattoo.
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Old 12th March 2019, 05:02 PM   #1442
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Originally Posted by William Parcher View Post
Bart Cutino estimates that there are 6,000-7,000 Bigfoots living in North America. Also he has a Bigfoot tattoo.
What is the optimal population assertion for the alternate reality gamer?

Why not a million? Obviously, you need a number that makes breeding possible but also a number that escapes notice for over ten millenia.

Therefore, the further away your assertion is from the lowest necessary breeding population, the less attractive it is strategically. Someone is going to notice a million bigfoot, aren't they Mr. Cutino.

This is genius in the world of alternate reality gaming.
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Old 12th March 2019, 05:22 PM   #1443
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Daniel Perez estimates 100,000 Bigfoots in North America.

I don't think these numbers matter much at all. I mean, I don't think that anyone in Bigfootery rejects or shuns these guys because of their estimates.

A non-believer could say that Perez is crazy for giving that huge unrealistic number. But then it's crazy to believe in Bigfoot in the first place. How much worse is it when you pile a crazy on a crazy?
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Old 13th March 2019, 07:21 PM   #1444
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Originally Posted by William Parcher View Post
Daniel Perez estimates 100,000 Bigfoots in North America.

I don't think these numbers matter much at all. I mean, I don't think that anyone in Bigfootery rejects or shuns these guys because of their estimates.

A non-believer could say that Perez is crazy for giving that huge unrealistic number. But then it's crazy to believe in Bigfoot in the first place. How much worse is it when you pile a crazy on a crazy?
Oh yes, I agree wholeheartedly from an informed skeptical position, the belief of existence is ridiculous. Preposterous.

As usual, I spent seven years researching this subject eight hours a day since you posted this and came up with this article:

https://cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-repo...north-america/

The range is from 500 to 100,000. Wonderful! (Raw Data!) The ones at the lower end, like Merldumb, have a lot to lose by something as wild as the far end.

Binderdingle puts it at several thousand. I submit he has less credibility to defend. Regardless, it is as I said in the thousands instead of millions.

Perez, I don't know of him but I'll put my model to the test. He is not going to have a University position or PhD or employment position put at risk with this claim.

The deer population is 30 million. Half a million bison. About the same with Elk. 55,000 grizzlies. 30,000 cougars. 10,000 strip clubs, my own continental estimate.

The claims of people thought of as the most credible are even lower than I thought - I think the field standard has to be Merldumb, right?

Only 500-750 with him.
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Old 13th March 2019, 07:47 PM   #1445
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Originally Posted by William Parcher View Post
Daniel Perez estimates 100,000 Bigfoots in North America.

I don't think these numbers matter much at all. I mean, I don't think that anyone in Bigfootery rejects or shuns these guys because of their estimates.

(Snip)
I think he recently changed his estimate to 99,999. He accidentally counted Cutino's tattoo.
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I have never seen a test with statistics of this magnitude.

I did indeed look up this Daniel Perez. The first article I came upon, obviously a sign from the Creator:

https://cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/perez-mic/

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Perez is known to many as the “Jerry Springer” of Bigfootry for the rumors he prints in his BigfootTimes newsletter and the fights he’s refereed at conferences
He is, or was a licensed union electrician. Well, that certainly is the first thing you are looking for in a serious bigfoot researcher. People with licenses. Not just anybody.

That's why I come here. To see this in real time, to participate in this vital research. Peeling back the foreskins of science.

So this figure of 100,000 comes from the Jerry Springer of Bigfootery. By their own accounting.

It is heartwarming to see a three-month drop-out at Humboldt State come roaring back as a bigfoot researcher. With such a compelling number.

I have to admit there is a quote from Merldumb about him being such a detail-oriented person. Like how he came up with the 100,000 number.

The number itself is a detail, is it not? Q.E.D.
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Does all this non action on the side of bf hunters and the like stop every winter into just a bunch of goofs guessing stuff and working on the books?

If one were to go looking the snow would be a benefit to finding tracks and scat.

Of course the track record of finding anything is a big fat zero but why not increase your chances if you really believe this tripe?
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Does all this non action on the side of bf hunters and the like stop every winter into just a bunch of goofs guessing stuff and working on the books?

If one were to go looking the snow would be a benefit to finding tracks and scat.
It's too cold and Jim brought the wrong boots.

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Of course the track record of finding anything is a big fat zero but why not increase your chances if you really believe this tripe?
Aye, there's the rub.
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Originally Posted by 8enotto View Post
Does all this non action on the side of bf hunters and the like stop every winter into just a bunch of goofs guessing stuff and working on the books?

If one were to go looking the snow would be a benefit to finding tracks and scat.

Of course the track record of finding anything is a big fat zero but why not increase your chances if you really believe this tripe?
Yes, I brought this up on BFF many years ago. I laid out a winter strategy for the Footers. I basically stole the idea from a cougar hunting article I had read.
The strategy involves taking snowmobiles and blanketing every snowmobile trail in an area until one of the searchers discovers a trackway crossing the trail. Then brings everyone in, and they follow the trail to a Bigfoot.

This is a known cougar hunting strategy.

Unfortunately, Bigfoot hibernates, at least that's what they told me when I brought it up.
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Cougars have the unfair advantage of being real.
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Cougars have the unfair advantage of being real.
Plus they don't hibernate.
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Cougars have the unfair advantage of being real.
Playing the reality card, man. That's just not fair!
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Originally Posted by 8enotto View Post
Does all this non action on the side of bf hunters and the like stop every winter into just a bunch of goofs guessing stuff and working on the books?

If one were to go looking the snow would be a benefit to finding tracks and scat.

Of course the track record of finding anything is a big fat zero but why not increase your chances if you really believe this tripe?
Tracks are found in the snow. Now on to the environmental DNA collection and testing.

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Tracks are found in the snow. Now on to the environmental DNA collection and testing.
Will Melba be involved in this paradigm-shattering work?
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Will Melba be involved in this paradigm-shattering work?
I don't know, you could always ask her.

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I don't know, you could always ask her.
That's not going to happen. I have a long and tawdry history with crazy women, but perhaps I'm saying too much.

My point is that there's no decent evidence, and there never will be. Tell all the stories you want. It's funny. Bigfoot is a joke. Learn to live with that.
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That's not going to happen. I have a long and tawdry history with crazy women, but perhaps I'm saying too much.

My point is that there's no decent evidence, and there never will be. Tell all the stories you want. It's funny. Bigfoot is a joke. Learn to live with that.
I basically reached the peak of caring about Bigfoot stuff.

I'm finally now seeing what everyone else saw when I'd jokingly bring up the subject over a drink, why the hell are you even interested in this crap?

It's not even entertaining anymore.

The few remaining no-hopers who're out in the woods, knocking on trees, aren't even that interested anymore, they just want to have something to do when their WiFi is down and they're unable to play on their PS4.

Between 2008 and 2012'ish, was a glorious time to be interested in the subject, as it was full of nonsense science, hoaxes, funny characters and mild public interest... At this point, it's like the difference between 1970's Gene Simmons and the Gene Simmons of 2019. The former was a mildly exciting yet deluded prospect, while the latter is just a tired scrotum-skinned joke that is as worn-out as a solitary glove that has been left to rot on a spiked fence in an abandoned street in a rundown town.
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if you really believe this tripe?
We developed an acronym: Bigfoot Live Action Alternate Reality Gaming. BLAARGing.

They don't belive, which is confirmed countless times over by their behavior.

People who want to find things go look for them not just in sensible ways, but the same way people have looked for them the last ten millenia.

We know how to find, hunt, trap, or tag every animal in North America. Nobody knows how to find a bigfoot because they don't exist and the people pretending to look for them are alternate reality gaming.

At this time of year in rural Alaska we are yarding in logs, preferably by snow machine because you are nimble and leave no footprint. You don't want to make big trails because that just invites in retards.

If you can imagine impenetrable creek-bottoms so thick with prickers, willow browse, and tussocks impossible to walk on now covered in snow and ice. The water seeps out from the sides of the terrain and flows on top of the existing ice, we call it "overflow". Exposed to air, it freezes.

So you have tens of millions of acres you can now whiz along in with modified deep-snow skiis on your snow machine (the cretins in the south call them snowmobiles).

I drag home logs to heat the place with, I have a tricked-out 'dozer that can do unbelievable things too, dozens of miles out in the wilderness. But for my own wood I just go on a little ski-doo tundra II. With a quart of gas I can bring home a half-ton log, it's just ridiculous what you can skid in the winter.

No animal stands a chance with you on a snow machine. I never go more than about 20 and prefer putzing along at half that. You are going to miss chaga and standing dead trees, prints of every animal, all kinds of things if you go fast.

These animals, like moose or caribou for example, if you get one in front of you on a trail trying to run away from you then the next 20 minutes is shot, you might need to shut the engine off and sit for a while, this is an IQ = zero situation, a scared animal overwhelmed by your speed and agility. You can drive right by them and whack them with a willow switch on the nose if you want.

The wolves try to herd them out on the ice. Because their hooves won't grip and they can't keep their footing. Same thing with a snow machine, the poor things. You can see how terrified they are, in their eyes when they slip and fall down.

You don't want to stress them. So you have to think about how to get around them with no drama. Generally, approaching obliquely works: Never head straight at them, don't look directly at them. You have some vitally important thing off yonder, and you are determined to get straight there and waste no time with Mr. Moose or a herd of caribou.

They're going to stand and watch. The caribou are so stupid they'll form up a line and follow you, lol. What's he doing? Is there food over there? But if you so much as stop and look at them, they're going to bolt.

It's all so sensible, if you cross a decent-sized creek bottom there's going to be tracks of every animal working it for food and fresh water. It is soooo easy to tell how long a track has been there. The freshest tracks: you can blow on the little particles of snow all around them and those particles will blow away with the slightest breath.

They'll start adhering in 15 minutes or so, then you flick at the bigger particles with a finger to see how solid it is sticking. Any sun on it for a couple hours and the definition really erodes, there's all kinds of information in a print.

Sometimes they'll bleed through a dry crack in a foot, just a little speck every 4th print on an animal. That one is going to move slower so you target him if you are a wolf. You see these stories play out before you when you are working in the woods. A bloody print, wolves pick it up, they get him out on the ice and behold half the carcass is eaten and the other half is melting into the ice because the sun is shining on the dark fur.

These wolves, really interesting animals. They'll follow each other in exactly the same set of prints, saving energy and minimizing their sneaky little approach profile. Then you'll see two sets of prints split off from what appears to be just one set of wolf tracks. Instead it's three animals now splitting off to corner a moose.

It's like having super powers. Being on a modified snow machine, built for the wilderness, at this time of year. Until you go through the ice. Then you are the stupidest person who ever lived. Again, god damn it. Why do you do this to yourself. It is going to kill you. It is trying to kill you right now!

Hahahaha! That's why BLAARGers aren't out there. The more awesome your supercub is or your airboat or your snow machine, the more trouble it is going to get you into. I was up in the Alaska Range, going in by snow machine to a cabin, there's three big river crossings, over 60 miles.

I come across this snow machine track, and it is headed up into a glaciated area, and it's remarkably fresh. I think why not see what this guy is up to. In no time, up on the glacier, I see his track headed straight for a big crevasse. On the other side is the impact site, his machine hit the ice and went down. He tumbled on top of the snow on the other side.

Then his footprints went down into the crevasse, he had swept a bunch of snow down it to make a kind of ramp.

I looked down as I crested it with my skiis, and there he was. Drunk. Busted skiis, brilliant black and green gargantua snow machine, one of these crotch-rocket things.

He had a rope and I actually did tow him out. He was so ****-faced he could not stand up in the snow. But he had a matching green and black outfit and helmet to go with his machine.

I am not sure where he came from, that thing probably did a hundred miles an hour so this is what I mean by having super powers. He's probably dead, a Darwin Award, I don't recall a missing person report after that. But it is easily feasible he roared up 70 miles of river and when he got on top of that snowfield, the glacier field, he opened her up.

I can fly! lol. Yes, he is going to jump this crevasse in that crotch rocket. Invincible!

If I had not happened across his tracks, he'd definitely be dead. Too drunk to walk a mile in the snow, but in perfect shape for a 70 mile blast downriver to his truck and drive it home drunk too. That's what our technology can do now.

No animal can do that. A human can do it drunk. It makes the myth of bigfoot so absurd, to be out there in the wilderness with these super-powers and see everything except any sign of bigfoot.

You can't BLAARG there because it is self-evident they don't exist. A story needs to be told explaining that. Hibernation theory just makes matters worse. Then you have them dead to rights. Natives speared one-ton polar bears that way.
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That's not going to happen. I have a long and tawdry history with crazy women, but perhaps I'm saying too much.

My point is that there's no decent evidence, and there never will be. Tell all the stories you want. It's funny. Bigfoot is a joke. Learn to live with that.
I don't have any Bigfoot stories, jokes, or evidence to share with you.
Remaining skeptical is a good thing.

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We developed an acronym: Bigfoot Live Action Alternate Reality Gaming. BLAARGing.

They don't belive, which is confirmed countless times over by their behavior.

People who want to find things go look for them not just in sensible ways, but the same way people have looked for them the last ten millenia.

We know how to find, hunt, trap, or tag every animal in North America. Nobody knows how to find a bigfoot because they don't exist and the people pretending to look for them are alternate reality gaming.

At this time of year in rural Alaska we are yarding in logs, preferably by snow machine because you are nimble and leave no footprint. You don't want to make big trails because that just invites in retards.

If you can imagine impenetrable creek-bottoms so thick with prickers, willow browse, and tussocks impossible to walk on now covered in snow and ice. The water seeps out from the sides of the terrain and flows on top of the existing ice, we call it "overflow". Exposed to air, it freezes.

So you have tens of millions of acres you can now whiz along in with modified deep-snow skiis on your snow machine (the cretins in the south call them snowmobiles).

I drag home logs to heat the place with, I have a tricked-out 'dozer that can do unbelievable things too, dozens of miles out in the wilderness. But for my own wood I just go on a little ski-doo tundra II. With a quart of gas I can bring home a half-ton log, it's just ridiculous what you can skid in the winter.

No animal stands a chance with you on a snow machine. I never go more than about 20 and prefer putzing along at half that. You are going to miss chaga and standing dead trees, prints of every animal, all kinds of things if you go fast.

These animals, like moose or caribou for example, if you get one in front of you on a trail trying to run away from you then the next 20 minutes is shot, you might need to shut the engine off and sit for a while, this is an IQ = zero situation, a scared animal overwhelmed by your speed and agility. You can drive right by them and whack them with a willow switch on the nose if you want.

The wolves try to herd them out on the ice. Because their hooves won't grip and they can't keep their footing. Same thing with a snow machine, the poor things. You can see how terrified they are, in their eyes when they slip and fall down.

You don't want to stress them. So you have to think about how to get around them with no drama. Generally, approaching obliquely works: Never head straight at them, don't look directly at them. You have some vitally important thing off yonder, and you are determined to get straight there and waste no time with Mr. Moose or a herd of caribou.

They're going to stand and watch. The caribou are so stupid they'll form up a line and follow you, lol. What's he doing? Is there food over there? But if you so much as stop and look at them, they're going to bolt.

It's all so sensible, if you cross a decent-sized creek bottom there's going to be tracks of every animal working it for food and fresh water. It is soooo easy to tell how long a track has been there. The freshest tracks: you can blow on the little particles of snow all around them and those particles will blow away with the slightest breath.

They'll start adhering in 15 minutes or so, then you flick at the bigger particles with a finger to see how solid it is sticking. Any sun on it for a couple hours and the definition really erodes, there's all kinds of information in a print.

Sometimes they'll bleed through a dry crack in a foot, just a little speck every 4th print on an animal. That one is going to move slower so you target him if you are a wolf. You see these stories play out before you when you are working in the woods. A bloody print, wolves pick it up, they get him out on the ice and behold half the carcass is eaten and the other half is melting into the ice because the sun is shining on the dark fur.

These wolves, really interesting animals. They'll follow each other in exactly the same set of prints, saving energy and minimizing their sneaky little approach profile. Then you'll see two sets of prints split off from what appears to be just one set of wolf tracks. Instead it's three animals now splitting off to corner a moose.

It's like having super powers. Being on a modified snow machine, built for the wilderness, at this time of year. Until you go through the ice. Then you are the stupidest person who ever lived. Again, god damn it. Why do you do this to yourself. It is going to kill you. It is trying to kill you right now!

Hahahaha! That's why BLAARGers aren't out there. The more awesome your supercub is or your airboat or your snow machine, the more trouble it is going to get you into. I was up in the Alaska Range, going in by snow machine to a cabin, there's three big river crossings, over 60 miles.

I come across this snow machine track, and it is headed up into a glaciated area, and it's remarkably fresh. I think why not see what this guy is up to. In no time, up on the glacier, I see his track headed straight for a big crevasse. On the other side is the impact site, his machine hit the ice and went down. He tumbled on top of the snow on the other side.

Then his footprints went down into the crevasse, he had swept a bunch of snow down it to make a kind of ramp.

I looked down as I crested it with my skiis, and there he was. Drunk. Busted skiis, brilliant black and green gargantua snow machine, one of these crotch-rocket things.

He had a rope and I actually did tow him out. He was so ****-faced he could not stand up in the snow. But he had a matching green and black outfit and helmet to go with his machine.

I am not sure where he came from, that thing probably did a hundred miles an hour so this is what I mean by having super powers. He's probably dead, a Darwin Award, I don't recall a missing person report after that. But it is easily feasible he roared up 70 miles of river and when he got on top of that snowfield, the glacier field, he opened her up.

I can fly! lol. Yes, he is going to jump this crevasse in that crotch rocket. Invincible!

If I had not happened across his tracks, he'd definitely be dead. Too drunk to walk a mile in the snow, but in perfect shape for a 70 mile blast downriver to his truck and drive it home drunk too. That's what our technology can do now.

No animal can do that. A human can do it drunk. It makes the myth of bigfoot so absurd, to be out there in the wilderness with these super-powers and see everything except any sign of bigfoot.

You can't BLAARG there because it is self-evident they don't exist. A story needs to be told explaining that. Hibernation theory just makes matters worse. Then you have them dead to rights. Natives speared one-ton polar bears that way.
I'd like to read more about you life experiences in Alaska. You should write a book. Share your wilderness experiences with those in the lower 48. I'd buy one as I enjoy reading your posts/experiences.

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The few remaining no-hopers who're out in the woods, knocking on trees, aren't even that interested anymore, they just want to have something to do when their WiFi is down and they're unable to play on their PS4.
No-hopers, that's a chuckle; dead-enders is descriptive as well. There are a few of them left, car-camping in second and third-growth hardwoods, pretending it's wilderness, pretending that every knock, every blurry blob, every Good-N-Plenty is footie, or footie evidence. As I've opined before, it's playground pretend, and pretty much boring at that anymore.
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I'd like to read more about you life experiences in Alaska. You should write a book. Share your wilderness experiences with those in the lower 48. I'd buy one as I enjoy reading your posts/experiences.

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Old 19th March 2019, 05:47 AM   #1464
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Originally Posted by AlaskaBushPilot View Post

It's like having super powers.
ABP, thanks for the experiences. It's so clear from your experiences that man rules the wilderness. But, we don't need a snow machine, or a bulldozer, or a 30-06 to do that. It reminds me of BFF, where I would explain to the Blargers that Man has been hunting giant dangerous animals for hundreds of thousands of years.

I posted a painting of Native Americans hunting a swimming bull moose, in a birch bark canoe, with flint spears.


I tried to explain that Native Americans were bad ass. They hunted 1800 pound bison, from horseback, with flint arrows or spears. They did it to survive. https://truewestmagazine.com/how-did...itive-weapons/

They would go out in Kayaks and tie into a 30 ton whale.


They would mark bear hibernation caves, and kill bears in the winter for some much needed protein.
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Inuit deliberately disturbed a hibernating bear by digging it out of the snow; the enraged animal, blinded by the sun, would rush into the flying harpoons or bullets [83]. Tlingit preferred spear that were six to eight feet long with a guard at the base to prevent it from entering the bear’s body too far so the hunter would not be within reach of its claws
http://traditionalanimalfoods.org/mammals/bears/

The Native Americans would kill a Bigfoot without a 2nd thought. As mentioned in the above article:
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But the fact remains that Indians did kill buffalo with such weapons. Much like the Ice Age mammoth hunters must have thought, when you pack that much potential sustenance into one beast, somebody is going to figure out how to kill one of them, and darned efficiently.
Not only would they kill and eat a Bigfoot, but if an 8' tall, 500 pound creature was lurking around their camp, they'd kill it even quicker. They weren't afraid. You hear the stories of these brave Bigfoot hunters, warning about the dangerous snakes, or the bears, or the mosquitos, but the Bigfoot?
Conveniently, they never have to worry about the dangers of the Bigfoot.
Shooting at rustling bushes, or shadows, or noises.

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Or trying to get out of the woods before dark....LOL!

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Old 6th April 2019, 10:36 AM   #1466
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Hey guys!

Finally got banned from the BFF lmao

I received a series of abusive and downright vulgar private messages from the human waste who goes by the username Hunster

I told him to stop messaging me and reported him to the admin

Then I spent a couple of drunk nights downvoting his posts. Then I downvoted (with a sad emoji) a mod's blatantly false claim of having encountered 2 bf sitting in the middle of a highway at night

Then I got banned

So to recap: Bigfoot still doesn't exist. Bill Munns is still a fraud. Squatchy wins

Did I miss anything?
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I'm surprised you lasted this long, I wonder who's left on the hit list.
I've had many dealings with Huntster in the premium section, he is the ultimate in Internet Billy bad assery, I suspect he's never spent a night outdoors in his life, he definitely seems to have sociopathic tendencies, all the while hiding behind a keyboard.
He apparently got banned himself years ago for his antisocial ways and spent his free time begging BFF (Bigfoot Fantasy w/Friends) to be allowed back in. They let him in the premium section to vomit his looney tunes world view, then at some point recently, felt he was reformed enough to be let out in public.

Good indication of the mentality of the group running that **** show!

That's Sal .....what can you say about someone who drives by two Bigfeets doing yoga in the middle of the road?

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Somebody needs to hurry up and prove bigfoots are real so I can make good on my bet and travel to Alaska to treat Huntster to a prime rib dinner.
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Originally Posted by Squatchy McSquatch View Post
Hey guys!

Finally got banned from the BFF lmao

I received a series of abusive and downright vulgar private messages from the human waste who goes by the username Hunster

I told him to stop messaging me and reported him to the admin

Then I spent a couple of drunk nights downvoting his posts. Then I downvoted (with a sad emoji) a mod's blatantly false claim of having encountered 2 bf sitting in the middle of a highway at night

Then I got banned

So to recap: Bigfoot still doesn't exist. Bill Munns is still a fraud. Squatchy wins

Did I miss anything?
Two ten-foot plus footies at that. Tell me about the rabbits, George. I see there's a new TeeVee producer type stirring up the nitwit knower natives over there now; like the world needs another bigfoot program. Talk about being behind the times.
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SAS QUATCH

FBI tested alleged potential Bigfoot fur in 1970s

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The FBI analyzed a sample of alleged Bigfoot hairs in the 1970s "in the interest of research and scientific inquiry" that turned out to be deer hairs, according to newly released records.

Peter Byrne, then the director of the Bigfoot Information Center, wrote a letter in 1976 asking that the FBI "set the record straight, once and for all," on a previous instance of the bureau purportedly analyzing hair that was not identifiable as "that of any known creature on this continent."

FBI Assistant Director Jay Cochran, who helmed the bureau's laboratory division at the time, responded that he was unable to find any records of such an examination. Byrne, touting his group's affiliation with the Academy of Applied Science in Boston, requested an examination of what he saw as an exciting new sample.

"Briefly, we do not often come across hair which we are unable to identify and the hair that we have now, about 15 hairs attached to a tiny piece of skin, is the first that we have obtained in six years which we feel may be of importance," Byrne wrote...

"It was concluded as a result of these examinations that the hairs are of deer family origin," Cochran wrote to Academy of Applied Science Executive Vice President Howard Curtis early the following year...
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/polit...les/index.html
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Here is a link to the FBI records on Bigfoot. Heavy stuff.

https://vault.fbi.gov/bigfoot/bigfoo...-01-of-01/view
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In my youth I kinda thought Byrne had one of the coolest jobs in the world. Carefree year round enjoyment of the wilderness with an occasional hour or two of actual work. Actual work being defined as "not napping". No doubt he knew long before creating the place there would be a lot of non-Bigfooty time. He just needed somebody else to pay for it.

I've also never forgot the International® Scout™ was the official vehicle of the BIC. Scouts were never that cool IMO, but he probably got 'em cheap. And got free oil changes for mentioning their name.
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The government is acting exactly the way it would if we had Bigfoot up in our woods and they don't want us to know about it.
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Yes.

Clearly they know there is a Bigfoot out there, that is why they completely made up the story that those hairs were from a deer.

If there was any shred of non-conspiracy within the FBI, they would have just admitted they were from an unknown primate.
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I've also never forgot the International® Scout™ was the official vehicle of the BIC. Scouts were never that cool IMO, but he probably got 'em cheap. And got free oil changes for mentioning their name.
International Scouts were the official vehicle of Mac Dune Rides, at the Silver Lake Sand Dunes on the west coast of Michigan.

They recently switched to Ford F250, due to lack of parts. https://macwoodsdunerides.com/explore/gallery/

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International Scouts were the official vehicle of Mac Dune Rides, at the Silver Lake Sand Dunes on the west coast of Michigan.

They recently switched to Ford F250, due to lack of parts. https://macwoodsdunerides.com/explore/gallery/
Actually, THAT particular older model/style was okay, it was the model below (same one BIC used) that I have always abhorred.


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Actually, THAT particular older model/style was okay, it was the model below (same one BIC used) that I have always abhorred.


https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/upl...out-800A-1.jpg
No way, man this^ was rad as hell! I learned to drive on a Ford Bronco that was basically that Scout only boxier and rusty brown with a slow plow attachment. The first time I went to a girl's house to take her out on a date I had the driver's side door held on with bailing twine. Her dad was not impressed.
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No way, man this^ was rad as hell! I learned to drive on a Ford Bronco that was basically that Scout only boxier and rusty brown with a slow plow attachment. The first time I went to a girl's house to take her out on a date I had the driver's side door held on with bailing twine. Her dad was not impressed.
Funny. You could probably deduce I never like that model Bronco much either. Curiously, right now looking back there's a certain nostalgia about all of them that definitely softens if not negates much of the disdain.

Back in the day we had a '71 GMC Jimmy™ (not a communist Chevy Blazer™) that my dad must have been asked to sell 20 times, including when it was de-motored and sitting in the driveway under a tarp. This one is even the same color.

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Bitchin' ride, man.
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Originally Posted by HarryHenderson View Post
Actually, THAT particular older model/style was okay, it was the model below (same one BIC used) that I have always abhorred.


Originally Posted by The Shrike View Post
No way, man this^ was rad as hell! I learned to drive on a Ford Bronco that was basically that Scout only boxier and rusty brown with a slow plow attachment. The first time I went to a girl's house to take her out on a date I had the driver's side door held on with bailing twine. Her dad was not impressed.
I learned to drive on a Scout that looked like the one in The Shrike's post, only yellow, a four cylinder with a four speed manual (non-synchro first gear), non-power steering and non-power brakes. A rather difficult vehicle to learn on, to be sure, but, if I could drive that, I could drive anything. It was a pretty solid off-roader, but had its limitations as a highway vehicle. We used to regularly back up traffic on mountain roads, especially when towing our small tent trailer; it was slower uphill than just about anything else on the road at the time with the exception of VW buses. It was just about dead even with 1200cc VW bugs, and slower than 1500cc VW bugs.
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