Is Trump the Whistleblower?

shemp · 23rd November 2019, 01:42 PM

Perhaps the President blew the whistle on himself. Maybe he wanted impeachment hearings to rile up his base and appear to be persecuted. Could he be playing infinite-dimensional chess?

The Great Zaganza · 23rd November 2019, 01:48 PM

Obviously.
He has spend decades amassing blackmail material on most Republicans, so he is certain of their support no matter what..
And the Whistle-blower False Flag was a ruse to identify and then purge the last people willing to resist his reign.

Childlike Empress · 23rd November 2019, 01:56 PM

Trump is Q. And A. And Z. And S and H and E and M and P.

8enotto · 23rd November 2019, 02:02 PM

So this is nothing but another attempt to keep all the attention on himself? Check his twatter acct for the evidence.

Loss Leader · 23rd November 2019, 03:41 PM

Word is it's a mid-level CIA officer. But that describes Shemp as well, so planet x.

shemp · 23rd November 2019, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Loss Leader

Word is it's a mid-level CIA officer. But that describes Shemp as well, so planet x.

Hey there's nothing mid-level about me! I'm top shelf all the way!

Venom · 23rd November 2019, 07:20 PM

You're insane.

dann · 24th November 2019, 12:42 AM

Some hard-core Trumpists prefer to think that he's the whistleblower.

AnonyMoose · 24th November 2019, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by shemp

Perhaps the President blew the whistle on himself. Maybe he wanted impeachment hearings to rile up his base and appear to be persecuted. Could he be playing infinite-dimensional chess?

Finally! Someone has ~~invented~~ ~~imagined~~ discovered a conspiracy theory I can totally get behind!

rjh01 · 24th November 2019, 02:38 PM

I protest. There should be four near identical options in the poll.

Mike! · 24th November 2019, 03:47 PM

Well, we all know he likes to blow is own horn, so it only stands to reason...

Safe-Keeper · 26th November 2019, 08:31 AM

Voted Planet X. In Putin America, whistle blows you!

Steve · 26th November 2019, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by Venom

You're insane.

He's shemp!

Yes! He's playing infinite-dimensional chess!	6	21.43%
No! I knew shemp was crazy, but not this crazy!	14	50.00%
Planet X is the Whistleblower!	8	28.57%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

23rd November 2019, 01:42 PM	#1
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: People's Democratic Republic of Planet X Posts: 39,662	Is Trump the Whistleblower? Perhaps the President blew the whistle on himself. Maybe he wanted impeachment hearings to rile up his base and appear to be persecuted. Could he be playing infinite-dimensional chess?
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23rd November 2019, 01:48 PM	#2
The Great Zaganza Maledictorian Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 14,395	Obviously. He has spend decades amassing blackmail material on most Republicans, so he is certain of their support no matter what.. And the Whistle-blower False Flag was a ruse to identify and then purge the last people willing to resist his reign.
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23rd November 2019, 01:56 PM	#3
Childlike Empress Ewige Blumenkraft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ivory Tower Posts: 18,859	Trump is Q. And A. And Z. And S and H and E and M and P.
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23rd November 2019, 03:41 PM	#5
Loss Leader I would save the receptionist. Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 27,719	Word is it's a mid-level CIA officer. But that describes Shemp as well, so planet x.
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23rd November 2019, 02:02 PM	#4
8enotto Graduate Poster Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Mexico Posts: 1,859	So this is nothing but another attempt to keep all the attention on himself? Check his twatter acct for the evidence.

23rd November 2019, 03:44 PM	#6
shemp a flimsy character...perfidious and despised Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: People's Democratic Republic of Planet X Posts: 39,662	Originally Posted by Loss Leader Word is it's a mid-level CIA officer. But that describes Shemp as well, so planet x. Hey there's nothing mid-level about me! I'm top shelf all the way!
	__________________ If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set. "...just as a magnet attracts iron filings, ~~Trump~~ shemp attracts, and is attracted to, louts." - George Will "[shemp is] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality." - Shakespeare

23rd November 2019, 07:20 PM	#7
Venom Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: United States Posts: 4,859	You're insane.

24th November 2019, 12:42 AM	#8
dann Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 13,294	Some hard-core Trumpists prefer to think that he's the whistleblower.
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24th November 2019, 02:06 AM	#9
AnonyMoose Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2018 Location: Land of the Frozen Chosen Posts: 1,000	Originally Posted by shemp Perhaps the President blew the whistle on himself. Maybe he wanted impeachment hearings to rile up his base and appear to be persecuted. Could he be playing infinite-dimensional chess? Finally! Someone has ~~invented~~ ~~imagined~~ discovered a conspiracy theory I can totally get behind!
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24th November 2019, 02:38 PM	#10
rjh01 Gentleman of leisure Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Flying around in the sky Posts: 26,413	I protest. There should be four near identical options in the poll.
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24th November 2019, 03:47 PM	#11
Mike! Official Ponylandistanian National Treasure. Respect it! Join Date: May 2010 Location: Ponylandistan! Where the bacon grows on trees! Can it get any better than that? I submit it can not! Posts: 39,746	Well, we all know he likes to blow is own horn, so it only stands to reason...
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26th November 2019, 08:31 AM	#12
Safe-Keeper Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Norway Posts: 10,375	Voted Planet X. In Putin America, whistle blows you!
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26th November 2019, 09:18 AM	#13
Steve Philosopher Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sydney Nova Scotia Posts: 8,070	Originally Posted by Venom You're insane. He's shemp!
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