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Old 22nd March 2018, 06:33 AM   #1
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Who would win a fist fight between Donald Trump and Joe Biden?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.8f70f16c60a8

Trump and Biden are both openly fantasizing about who would win in a fistfight

My money would be on Biden.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 06:34 AM   #2
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Draw.
Trump would run to the end of the world to avoid a fight with Biden.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 06:40 AM   #3
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Who would win a fist fight between Donald Trump and Joe Biden?
My money's on heart failure.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 06:42 AM   #4
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America loses.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 06:47 AM   #5
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Biden apparently lifts weights, and generally works out. Trump...sits in bed eating McDonalds or cheats at golf. My money would be on Biden.

Mind you, I think both are acting like children.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 06:57 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by Squeegee Beckenheim View Post
Biden apparently lifts weights, and generally works out. Trump...sits in bed eating McDonalds or cheats at golf. My money would be on Biden.

Mind you, I think both are acting like children.
There is a slight difference, Biden was speaking of a younger version of himself as he was in high school. Trump seems to be talking of his current self.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:01 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Squeegee Beckenheim View Post
Mind you, I think both are acting like children.
Both are acting like children... but Trump is trying real hard to act like MORE like a child. He always has to be MORE.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:03 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by ponderingturtle View Post
There is a slight difference, Biden was speaking of a younger version of himself as he was in high school. Trump seems to be talking of his current self.
If that's the case, I'm sure that teenage Biden could beat 70-something year old Trump
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:18 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by Squeegee Beckenheim View Post
Biden apparently lifts weights, and generally works out. Trump...sits in bed eating McDonalds or cheats at golf. My money would be on Biden.
Agreed.

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Mind you, I think both are acting like children.
But only one is acting like a child as President. Respect the office.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:24 AM   #10
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Both are acting like children... but Trump is trying real hard to act like MORE like a child. He always has to be MORE.
Instead of trading barbs, they should try trading barbiturates.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:35 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by The Great Zaganza View Post
Draw.
Trump would run to the end of the world to avoid a fight with Biden.
Really?

You think a man who chose to be driven in a golf cart instead of walking a quarter mile to be able to run?
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:54 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by rustypouch View Post
Really?

You think a man who chose to be driven in a golf cart instead of walking a quarter mile to be able to run?
I bet that if you punch him on the nose once, he'll take off like bunny chased by a fox.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 07:59 AM   #13
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Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 08:03 AM   #14
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Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
Phew, glad you caught your embarrassing mistake before anyone needed to correct you.
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Phew, glad you caught your embarrassing mistake before anyone needed to correct you.
Yeah, I was like Uncle Joe is talking so tough he MUST have actually contested the only thing that really matters, amiright?
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You know how Trump thinks a person has so much energy that you die after you use it all up? This is what he has been saving it for.
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Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.
What does that have to do with anything?

Oh, right. Nothing.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 08:20 AM   #18
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But only one is acting like a child as President. Respect the office.
I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 08:21 AM   #19
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It's almost like kids bickering and fighting in the kindergarten sandbox. Disgraceful.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 01:17 PM   #20
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I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
People in Germany talked that way in 1932 about you know who.
On second thought, a great many republicans would vote for Hitler if he had an R after his name on the ballot.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 03:02 PM   #21
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I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
From that, we get this:

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People in Germany talked that way in 1932 about you know who.
On second thought, a great many republicans would vote for Hitler if he had an R after his name on the ballot.
Sure they did.

What Germans really think about those Hitler-Trump comparisons
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Long article, but in conclusion:
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According to Schubert, comparing the economic and political realities in the United States with those in Germany's Weimar Republic that enabled Hitler to take over power leads nowhere.
Because there is little comparison to 1932 Germany, and because it is insulting. If someone called me a Nazi or Hitler lover I'd equate that with the N-word. I can't think of a greater insult than being compared to those who murdered millions of people.

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Although his colleague Weber would not necessarily agree with Schubert's assertion that there are no similarities at all, Weber thinks that such broader comparisons can have a dangerous effect.

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“The danger also is that people will rally to defend the people who unfairly have been compared to Hitler and feel sorry for them, rather than to figure out what’s wrong with them.”
Accusing people of wanting to vote for Hitler is an insult you can casually toss around, but it hurts any argument and will pretty much halt discussion.
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Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
Yea, Considering his son just died, I get it.
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Old 22nd March 2018, 03:29 PM   #23
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Donald Trump: 71, 6'3", 239 lbs
From New York, light hands
Armspan = ?, Forearm diameter = ?; Little exercise and sleep; fast food

Joe Biden: 75, 6'0", 180 lbs
From Delaware, medium hands,
Armspan = ?, Forearm diameter = ?
Diet = ?,

I'd say Trump has the advantage mostly due to size. Will that be enough and will the chronic bad diet and lack of sleep affect his performance?
Obesity also has the effect of taking the wind out of you though.

ETA: is this thread serious enough
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Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
Why would he have put up any fight for a nomination he never sought in the first place? So, tell me...is there anything Trump could do that you wouldn't defend? Anything?

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Yea, Considering his son just died, I get it.
Not only losing a son, but losing yet another child after having lost his wife and daughter in a car accident.
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My money's on heart failure.
I'm reminded of the gladiator scene in Life of Brian

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Who wins? Whoever got the Pay Per View rights would be my guess.
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My money's on heart failure.
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Everyone claims victory.
Not everyone, surely.
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Trump would claim to be the winner, even as he was regaining consciousness lying on the canvas nursing a black eye, fat lip, thick ears and a bloody nose. Then he would try to fire the referee for not giving him the win. And the GOP would give it to him.

All very edifying. I think Joe was just joshing around.
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Trump would claim to be the winner, even as he was regaining consciousness lying on the canvas nursing a black eye, fat lip, thick ears and a bloody nose. Then he would try to fire the referee for not giving him the win. And the GOP would give it to him.

All very edifying. I think Joe was just joshing around.
No, it would be the deep state, they turned Joe Biden into robocop for the fight.
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From that, we get this:
Yep. I've started reporting that kind of **** for rule 11 breaches.
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I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
I'm reminded of Osgood at the end of Some Like It Hot. Grasping at straws like that is not a good look unless you're in a Billy Wilder comedy.

Oh, and Joe Biden would win because Trump would pee his pants and run away.
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Richard Nixon could take Trump with one rotting hand tied behind his decomposing back.
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I hope Biden doesn't run in 2020.
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I hope Biden doesn't run in 2020.
I wish he had run in 2016 but he's too dang old now.
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