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Old 29th November 2018, 01:00 AM   #201
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Originally Posted by cullennz View Post
Only if you feel the need to pillage and rape Ian Flemings creation, for absolute;y no valid reason.

Couple of things.
  • What is the actual reason for doing it?
  • Why can't you just make it 00 another number who is a female equivalent character. It wouldn't be because you know no one would watch it as a stand alone movie, not riding on the back of an iconic one would it?
"Pillage and rape". Because that is what happens when James Bond becomes Jane Bond. Pillage. And rape.

Come on , man. You can not be serious.
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Old 29th November 2018, 01:08 AM   #202
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I just realized that this thread is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the internet.

"Must defend the honor of fictional characters, because very important. Replace the imaginary penis with an imaginary vagina? Noooooooo!"

The fairies living in my garden are offended.
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Old 29th November 2018, 04:29 AM   #203
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I've consulted with experts*, and they confirm Father Christmas is a man, and Mrs Christmas is a woman.

Hope this helps.



* - Our 5 & 7 year old kids.
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Old 29th November 2018, 06:21 AM   #204
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Originally Posted by Darat View Post
And Dr Who the Doctor being played by a female actor.
FTFY.Personally I think that it's terrible everyone is getting worked up about here. We've had a disproportionate number of Scottish Doctors, so it was about time Yorkshire got a look-in.
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Old 29th November 2018, 06:35 AM   #205
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Originally Posted by angrysoba View Post
Just like James Bond?
Well, there is that line in Casiono Royale 2.0....
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Old 29th November 2018, 05:45 PM   #206
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Originally Posted by Sideroxylon View Post
Originally Posted by TragicMonkey View Post
Santa is the enemy of the sun! For he is the Vampire Queen, mighty mistress of ultimate darkness and penultimate blood-drinkery! With claws of iron and fangs of steel and eyeballs of tungsten and a tongue of antimony and clavicles of silicon and bedewed with glory like a doily dropped from a grand staircase, Santa rules the night and politically advises the dusk and writes crank letters to the daytime!!
Right there is a rather heavy stick to the opposing carrot in the Santa myth as a parenting tool.

The real name is actually "Sandy Claws".

They had to tone it down to keep the advertising less scary.
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Old 29th November 2018, 10:31 PM   #207
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Originally Posted by wobs View Post
I've consulted with experts*, and they confirm Father Christmas is a man, and Mrs Christmas is a woman.

Hope this helps.



* - Our 5 & 7 year old kids.
Ask them again after the lefty teachers have given them a few gender studies lessons.
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Old 30th November 2018, 04:16 AM   #208
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Originally Posted by Information Analyst View Post
FTFY.
Revisionist! The character was listed as "Doctor Who" in the show's credits for many years.
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Old 30th November 2018, 05:31 AM   #209
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Revisionist! The character was listed as "Doctor Who" in the show's credits for many years.
Credits are not canon. And The War Machines was just fault on WOTAN's part. Because.
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Old 30th November 2018, 07:33 AM   #210
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In many cases it should be Doctor Whom, anyway.

Doctor Whomsoever, though, was never very popular.
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Old 2nd December 2018, 11:59 AM   #211
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Sanity prevails. Council caves in embarrassment and shame, breaks like a cheap plastic toy and reinstates Santa for the parade, at the last minute

https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/au...t-last-minute/
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Old 2nd December 2018, 12:31 PM   #212
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Originally Posted by TragicMonkey View Post
In many cases it should be Doctor Whom, anyway.

Doctor Whomsoever, though, was never very popular.
Doctor Hoo, howsoever, is impossibly popular due to being a owlface played by Dame Judi Dench despite the character being traditionally portrayed by an English peninsula.

Doctor Ho Ho Ho, of course, is a Swiss roll prostitute whom cannot be played by a man because Doctor Ho Ho Ho don't get played by no one.
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Old 2nd December 2018, 12:33 PM   #213
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Originally Posted by cullennz View Post
Sanity prevails. Council caves in embarrassment and shame, breaks like a cheap plastic toy and reinstates Santa for the parade, at the last minute

https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/au...t-last-minute/
They found a sanity clause just in time.
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Originally Posted by cullennz View Post
Sanity prevails. Council caves in embarrassment and shame, breaks like a cheap plastic toy and reinstates Santa for the parade, at the last minute

https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/au...t-last-minute/
Playing with the Santa myth would have been madness. Shameful madness.
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Originally Posted by DevilsAdvocate View Post
They found a sanity clause just in time.
Lol

That made my day
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My neighborhood mall Santa just got sacked. Every year, if you sliped him a couple of sawbucks, he would let you peek at his local naughty girls list. Some Christmas curmudgeon must have ratted him out. He's been replaced by a PC Santa. I hate having to go back to the men's room graffiti grapevine.
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Old 6th December 2018, 12:42 PM   #217
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Originally Posted by DevilsAdvocate View Post
They found a sanity clause just in time.
Fake news!

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Old 7th December 2018, 11:58 PM   #218
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I think I could get on board with a hot female Santa. Sneaks in the house at night with a little something for daddy. And just picture the teenage boys at the mall lining up to sit on her lap.
Or have her sitting on their laps...….
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Old 9th December 2018, 05:30 PM   #219
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Seen today: a Staffordshire bull terrier trundling along wearing...a red and white santa coat.
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Old 9th December 2018, 05:49 PM   #220
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Fake news!

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Nice - saw them playing that live just a couple of weeks ago.
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