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Old 9th April 2018, 07:38 AM   #961
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
Big image. Much woke. Wow.

Big Soy!
DEEP SOY!
SOY BECOMES SENTIENT!!
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Old 9th April 2018, 07:53 AM   #962
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Originally Posted by Jack by the hedge View Post
Hallouminati.
Goudauminati is particularly vile
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Old 9th April 2018, 09:50 AM   #963
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
Big image. Much woke. Wow.

Cicada3301? They really see a conspiracy behind that?

Also:

Quote:
-Child Porn Soundtracks
-Cartoon Network Psyops
-Illegal Legal Prostitution
-God was raped
-Chinese footjob suicide forests
-The despair code's despair code
-Colgate forts
-Black Lives Matter is Soros drug front
-Sexual assault missiles
-NAMBLA shootings
-MKULTRA v7.0
-Google Earth Black Zones
-God's Ego Death
-CIA dates back to BC
I can understand why the end stage in that pic is Slender Man. Both are creeps.

Some of those points sound like titles for B-Movies/B-Porn Movies.
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Old 9th April 2018, 09:07 PM   #964
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It's hard to imagine this being anything but one of those parodies, a computer generated mishmash like the New age ******** generator.

though I would kind of like to meet the hombre who raped god. I mean that's got to be some serious dude.

And I really want to know where I can get some of that weaponized soy.

With cheese and weaponized soy we can conquer the world. That's probably what that famous Japanese monster, Gorgonzola, ate.

But seriously folks and this is no joke, do you know the address at which I grew up and lived? And not only where I grew up and lived and learned early unmentionable practices in the deep dark woods, but where the address was frequently misspelled JUST AS IT IS HERE? yes, you guessed it....
Cemetery (or as the secret code puts it, Cemetary) Hill.
That's the godzone truth, too. It's as if that poster was made just for me. I feel all warm and fuzzy about it.

Watch out you Illuminauts, the Goudamame gang gonna get you, gonna race mix your chidlers with those deep soy assault missiles, gonna go bloop bloop in you deepest dreams.
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Old 9th April 2018, 09:45 PM   #965
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
Big image. Much woke. Wow.

Where is the men's room at Grand Central Station? Everything else seems to be involved/connected.

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Old 10th April 2018, 08:44 AM   #966
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Where is the men's room at Grand Central Station? Everything else seems to be involved/connected.

You mean of course the secret one. The public ones are full of bees and spiders and if you stray into the silent stalls of iniquity you will leave without your soul. Using the secret code that puts the fiendishly reversed zodiac back where it belongs, put your ear to the ground just below the hypoteneuse of the triangulum, and you'll hear the illuminati waxing candlelit in their eerie glow, urinating in unison to the familiar refrain, Satan save us and lead us not into Penn Station.
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Old 10th April 2018, 10:20 PM   #967
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I recommend that we vote to draft tinribmancer into being our pseudo in forum Kyoon.
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Old 11th April 2018, 03:08 PM   #968
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I recommend that we vote to draft tinribmancer into being our pseudo in forum Kyoon.
I say we don't.
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Old 12th April 2018, 02:47 PM   #969
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Question

I just remembered that Kyoon once mentioned that Kevin Spacey is Patrick Stewart's bastard child. With all the **** that's coming out about him, one does wonder why Stewart, the leader of the Imaginatti, would lynch his own child?

Maybe Spacey didn't eat all his veggies?
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Old 12th April 2018, 02:47 PM   #970
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Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
I say we don't.
That's right let us wander in the darkness without the light of your wonderfulness to lead us......I dare say - pick up the fallen and soiled mantle of the mighty Kyoon and say something terribly dumb and oafish!
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Old 12th April 2018, 02:51 PM   #971
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That's right let us wander in the darkness without the light of your wonderfulness to lead us......I dare say - pick up the fallen and soiled mantle of the mighty Kyoon and say something terribly dumb and oafish!
But I don't even know HOW to think like a tinfoiler. And I'm not going to spent money on this.

Besides, I'm a NWO agent. I don't get payed enough to act like a double agent...
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Old 13th April 2018, 10:28 AM   #972
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Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
But I don't even know HOW to think like a tinfoiler. And I'm not going to spent money on this.

Besides, I'm a NWO agent. I don't get payed enough to act like a double agent...
Well greatness has been offered to you but you've cast it down like it was an offer to rejoin the Netherlands. So be it!
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Well greatness has been offered to you but you've cast it down like it was an offer to rejoin the Netherlands. So be it!
Of course in keeping with the grand plan, we know that everything is its opposite except when it's not, so as long as we allow Tinribmancer his hollow pretense of not accepting we can be assured of his acceptance. It's only when we say that out loud that the reverse occurs....oh wait. Damn, sorry about that. Now he's going to have to refuse to refuse to refuse.
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Old 13th April 2018, 12:09 PM   #974
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I'm pretty sure something like that needs it's own topic and in the Humor section.
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Old 29th June 2018, 02:20 AM   #975
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Now with the World Cup being busy, I had to think about all the crap Kyloon mentioned about EURO 2016...

Btw, does anyone know where he is? his karma on Reddit is now -29, but he hasn't posted anything in 7 months. Maybe Patrick caught him...

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Of course in keeping with the grand plan, we know that everything is its opposite except when it's not, so as long as we allow Tinribmancer his hollow pretense of not accepting we can be assured of his acceptance. It's only when we say that out loud that the reverse occurs....oh wait. Damn, sorry about that. Now he's going to have to refuse to refuse to refuse.
Who's Tinribmancer? I've never seen him post. Was he an active member before I joined?
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Old 29th June 2018, 06:02 AM   #976
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Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
Now with the World Cup being busy, I had to think about all the crap Kyloon mentioned about EURO 2016...

Btw, does anyone know where he is? his karma on Reddit is now -29, but he hasn't posted anything in 7 months. Maybe Patrick caught him...



Who's Tinribmancer? I've never seen him post. Was he an active member before I joined?
My best guess is he's referring to the editor at rationalwiki.org with that username.
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Old 29th June 2018, 06:11 AM   #977
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Wooooow!!! Kyoon deprivation syndrome seems to be pretty hard on some...
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Wooooow!!! Kyoon deprivation syndrome seems to be pretty hard on some...
Agreed. The fact that Hans & bruto really want me to take his place...

You basically have to be just as crazy as him, if you want to act like him.
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Old 29th June 2018, 09:13 AM   #979
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Agreed. The fact that Hans & bruto really want me to take his place...

You basically have to be just as crazy as him, if you want to act like him.
Crazy? Of course not he is a fully liberated personality, an expanded mind, a demonstration of universal vibrational enrichment - you know - like a talking cauliflower.

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