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Old 20th September 2016, 06:32 AM   #81
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
LOL

Isn't that plastic piece the way iluminatti communicate each other?

The international "success" of pizza is proof of the iluminatti worldwide conspiracy.
They're taking over using the Domino effect.

Say, since we usually get a discount if our pizza's half an hour late, what do we get for the execution of the Master Plan being several hundred years late?
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Old 20th September 2016, 06:44 AM   #82
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Originally Posted by Jack by the hedge View Post
They're taking over using the Domino effect.
That! And don't forget they're in collusion with Papa Johns, a dire combination. The cattle will fall in line.
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Say, since we usually get a discount if our pizza's half an hour late, what do we get for the execution of the Master Plan being several hundred years late?
All of it boiled down to Kyoon's narrative.
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Old 20th September 2016, 06:48 AM   #83
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
All of it boiled down to Kyoon's narrative.
That's not very appealing. I was hoping for free garlic bread and maybe a discount off our next mass extermination.
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Old 20th September 2016, 06:49 AM   #84
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
That's not the way nature works.
Yeah, right, like reality has anything to do with THIS thread.
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Old 20th September 2016, 06:55 AM   #85
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
Yeah, right, like reality has anything to do with THIS thread.
I mean, one <self-censored> per thread. Let's say pigeons are not inclined to share their nests.
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Old 20th September 2016, 06:58 AM   #86
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
I mean, one <self-censored> per thread. Let's say pigeons are not inclined to share their nests.
But the debate would be glorious!

And educational. Sorta. OK, not educational at all, but it would be fun to watch, and Bubba and Kyoon would both feel they were speaking hard truths to the sheeple!
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They'd have to exist first.
Details, details...

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The world where planes never really crash, people don't get sick from real diseases, where Hitler managed to produce children, despite being dead. That world?
The Land Of Oz?
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Why Dumb-Ass Conspiracy Theories Are An American Tradition

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If you've been paying any attention to the way the right-wing media has been criticizing Hillary Clinton recently, you've heard whispers about the "Clinton body count" -- a conspiracy theory alleging that Hillary and Bill have been covertly assassinating their most troublesome foes and critics for several decades. Of course, it's complete ******** (surprise!), and as much as the pundits are trying to make it a Big Election Thing, it won't have any noticeable effect on the votes. The only impact will be felt by the families who have to watch their deceased loved ones swung around and used as sledgehammers in this bizarre Gallagher routine of an election.

As tempted as you might be to shake your fists at the sky at how we've allowed conspiracy theories to get legitimate traction within our electoral system, you might be reassured to know that this sort of thing isn't new. Americans simply have a short memory (ask the guy who shot Cecil the Lion). Accusing presidents and presidential candidates of being duplicitous, Armani-wearing werewolves who slaughter their interns every fiscal quarter to feed their insatiable thirst for the blood of the innocent is a proud tradition within our democracy, on par with attack ads and not bothering to vote. In fact, stupid conspiracy theories might actually be keeping us sane.
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
But the debate would be glorious!

And educational. Sorta. OK, not educational at all, but it would be fun to watch, and Bubba and Kyoon would both feel they were speaking hard truths to the sheeple!
I agree, but that would be our fantasy, I'm afraid.

I didn't ever seen global warming deniers and denialists to form a front in the pertaining threads and support each other and discuss their own arguments but a few emotional well done's. And they aren't even in the mind verge of the crowd we're considering.

All of these out-of-reality refugees we haven in these fora follow the old ages vir virum legit to fight their battles.
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The world where planes never really crash, people don't get sick from real diseases, where Hitler managed to produce children, despite being dead. That world?
I've found SHOCKING visual PROOF of Hitler having an active dating life after WWII!

http://explosm.net/comics/4413/

The evidence at that link has convinced me! It's more convincing than ANYTHING Kyoon has EVER posted, and that's saying something!

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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
But the debate would be glorious!

And educational. Sorta. OK, not educational at all, but it would be fun to watch, and Bubba and Kyoon would both feel they were speaking hard truths to the sheeple!
And if you were to wait until 6 november, Malbec will be able to join the debate aswell.
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And if you were to wait until 6 november, Malbec will be able to join the debate aswell.
Is Malbec traveling or suspended?
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Is Malbec traveling or suspended?
http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=311445
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When Kyoon talks about the significance of Stalingrad I don't think he's referring to what normal historians see as its significance. He's talking about how it fits into his fantasy world.
Ah, I see. My bad for living in the real world.
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
I've found SHOCKING visual PROOF of Hitler having an active dating life after WWII!

http://explosm.net/comics/4413/

The evidence at that link has convinced me! It's more convincing than ANYTHING Kyoon has EVER posted, and that's saying something!
Nah, that's just disinfo. Don't you know he was too busy banging the Braun sisters?
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Bubba too?

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=311966

Most the people I want to throw in a chat together are suspended!

I'm not sure I like what that says about ME.

Edit:

The list of suspensions and bannings shows just how busy the moderators are on this forum.

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They're taking over using the Domino effect.

Say, since we usually get a discount if our pizza's half an hour late, what do we get for the execution of the Master Plan being several hundred years late?

Wait, so Domino's is made by the iluminatti?!?!?














Well, at least that explains why it is so crappy.
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Kyoon, why do you care about fluctuations in world oil prices if you imagine the Illuminati are about to murder most of the human race?
It isn't me who cares about the fluctuations in world oil prices, but the illuminati who cares enough to lose money by keeping gas prices artificially low (selling below production costs) to prevent what would lead to their bodies being dragged through the streets: the exponential rise of consumer cost at the pump.
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That being said, when you assert that ONLY the oil production facilities at Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor, you are saying that all other facilities ARE controlled by the illuminati - which includes the Libyan facilities.
No, that's not what I am saying.
In that list of oil production facilities that are NOT controlled by the illuminati, Libya became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati.
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
Bubba too?

http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=311966

Most the people I want to throw in a chat together are suspended!

I'm not sure I like what that says about ME.

Edit:

The list of suspensions and bannings shows just how busy the moderators are on this forum.
Only for a day and since he was suspended yesterday, he should already be back...
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It isn't me who cares about the fluctuations in world oil prices, but the illuminati who cares enough to lose money by keeping gas prices artificially low (selling below production costs) to prevent what would lead to their bodies being dragged through the streets: the exponential rise of consumer cost at the pump.
Got a source for that claim?



Repeatedly stating your opinions, insisting they're "facts" and refusing to give any evidence to back those opinions up is getting really old and really boring. Do you have any evidence to back up your claims?



Just a little evidence, for a chance of place.
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No, that's not what I am saying.
In that list of oil production facilities that are NOT controlled by the illuminati, Libya became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati.
Pick a specific "oil production facility."

Present the evidence its's controlled by "The Illuminati."


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Humans reduced to beasts fattenable for slaughter: human cattle.

http://human-cattle.blogspot.be/

The title isn't what you would think, because:

Quote:
Hamburgers and the rest of fast food, almost as extreme as oil:
more than 90%, from McDonald's to Burger King, served by one and the same entity, the illuminati.

Truth in plain sight:
Human about to be stripped of FAST FOOD: World's Largest McDonald's closes tonight
In the post BIG-BANG world there's room only for fit slaves, not for fast food fattened and poisoned human cattle.
As for "The iconic structure, built to look like a giant box of french fries, is being replaced with a new building next door":
As real as the delivery of the 2017 oil futures that were traded at $40 a barrel.
He immediately starts about the closure of McDonalds and Oil...

I've never been to a McDonalds and don't have any plans to visit one.

IN YOUR FACE, PATRICK!!
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Oil Price below production costs for dummies

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Got a source for that claim?
Illuminati losing money at the end of the show: psy-op for dummies - exposed 1998

...

Psy-op upscaled to the utter limits during illuminati overtime
The bigger the lie the more people will believe it.
That's why the illuminati created fake airliner companies, meant to make a loss not a profit, such as EasyJet and Ryanair, as why they drill fake oil prices into new depths.
Examples of oil production costs above $70 a barrel.:
- Russia: the impostor impersonating murdered Putin ordered to drill in the Arctic.
- North America: fracking contaminating aquifers and setting the stage for the literal final descent.

Why illuminati don't lose as much money as gap numbers suggest
The main reason: prices of most consumer goods don't reflect the fake oil prices.
They rather reflect the oil production costs.
This is possible because illuminati control not only the oil production but also the production and distribution of those consumer goods.
Example: gasoline:
That's why gas costs as much now as when oil price reached $100 a barrel in 2006.
Illuminati control ALL refineries, what makes irrelevant the question of who controls gas stations (side note: most of them also controlled by the illuminati).

...

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Oil Price below production costs for dummies
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It isn't me who cares about the fluctuations in world oil prices, but the illuminati who cares enough to lose money by keeping gas prices artificially low (selling below production costs) to prevent what would lead to their bodies being dragged through the streets: the exponential rise of consumer cost at the pump.
I'm sorry, but I can't reply anything but

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Illuminati losing money at the end of the show: psy-op for dummies - exposed 1998

...

Psy-op upscaled to the utter limits during illuminati overtime
The bigger the lie the more people will believe it.
That's why the illuminati created fake airliner companies, meant to make a loss not a profit, such as EasyJet and Ryanair, as why they drill fake oil prices into new depths.
Examples of oil production costs above $70 a barrel.:
- Russia: the impostor impersonating murdered Putin ordered to drill in the Arctic.
- North America: fracking contaminating aquifers and setting the stage for the literal final descent.

Why illuminati don't lose as much money as gap numbers suggest
The main reason: prices of most consumer goods don't reflect the fake oil prices.
They rather reflect the oil production costs.
This is possible because illuminati control not only the oil production but also the production and distribution of those consumer goods.
Example: gasoline:
That's why gas costs as much now as when oil price reached $100 a barrel in 2006.
Illuminati control ALL refineries, what makes irrelevant the question of who controls gas stations (side note: most of them also controlled by the illuminati).

...

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Oil Price below production costs for dummies
There's no number of laughing dogs that can make justice to that post.
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It isn't me who cares about the fluctuations in world oil prices, but the illuminati who cares enough to lose money by keeping gas prices artificially low (selling below production costs) to prevent what would lead to their bodies being dragged through the streets: the exponential rise of consumer cost at the pump.
Further evidence they're morons, then.

Since people don't even know the Illuminati exist*, there's zero risk of "their bodies being dragged through the streets". So although you keep insisting they inflict all kinds of woes on we human cattle (muuuuu) merely to mock us and giggle behind our backs, in this case you claim they're hemorrhaging cash to avoid upsetting us with expensive gasoline to protect themselves from a non-existent risk. What a bunch of fools.

This massive cost is obviously going to delay their horrible plans even further. Surely the Illuminati leadership are actually putting themselves in real danger of having their bodies dragged through the streets by their own henchmen and minions, who're living lives of drudgery while waiting for the glorious day they get to live like princes.

These people are imbeciles.


* They don't.

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Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
Humans reduced to beasts fattenable for slaughter: human cattle.

http://human-cattle.blogspot.be/

The title isn't what you would think, because:



He immediately starts about the closure of McDonalds and Oil...

I've never been to a McDonalds and don't have any plans to visit one.

IN YOUR FACE, PATRICK!!
He is indeed correct, the 12,000 sq. ft. MacDs is being closed down.

What he left out is the important bit.

It is because they built a larger, 19,000 sq. ft. MacDs right next door.
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
Illuminati losing money at the end of the show: psy-op for dummies - exposed 1998

...

Psy-op upscaled to the utter limits during illuminati overtime
The bigger the lie the more people will believe it.
That's why the illuminati created fake airliner companies, meant to make a loss not a profit, such as EasyJet and Ryanair, as why they drill fake oil prices into new depths.
Examples of oil production costs above $70 a barrel.:
- Russia: the impostor impersonating murdered Putin ordered to drill in the Arctic.
- North America: fracking contaminating aquifers and setting the stage for the literal final descent.

Why illuminati don't lose as much money as gap numbers suggest
The main reason: prices of most consumer goods don't reflect the fake oil prices.
They rather reflect the oil production costs.
This is possible because illuminati control not only the oil production but also the production and distribution of those consumer goods.
Example: gasoline:
That's why gas costs as much now as when oil price reached $100 a barrel in 2006.
Illuminati control ALL refineries, what makes irrelevant the question of who controls gas stations (side note: most of them also controlled by the illuminati).

...

All in Blog
Oil Price below production costs for dummies
So if the illuminutty created the fake Ryanair to make a loss, why did Ryanair make 1.24 billion in profit last year?


ETA: And you already claimed that the illuminutty do NOT control all of the refineries and even listed those you claim they do NOT control. What's up with that?
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What he left out is the important bit.
It wasn't left out at all, you just can't read:
"The iconic structure, built to look like a giant box of french fries, is being replaced with a new building next door".
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So what?

A restaurant is being rebuilt to increase space and upgrade the facilities. Big deal.
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The bigger the lie the more people will believe it.
Then how come no one believes anything you're saying?
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Old 20th September 2016, 09:56 AM   #113
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So if the illuminutty created the fake Ryanair to make a loss, why did Ryanair make 1.24 billion in profit last year?
Impossible to be real, as the undeniable evidence (offering plane tickets below operating costs) proves. Extra cheap low-cost flights for $33 to $40 is nothing but a psy-op to divert human cattle from the SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

Each 100 km costs in average $2200 in fuel alone, so all you need is to add 1 + 1 to confirm that the illuminati didn't create EasyJet, Ryanair & Co to make money but to lose money.
Same type of psy-op as:
- to create artificial traffic jams in highways with fake maintenance work
- to announce the construction of new airports during illuminati overtime, for the last 9 years.
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Old 20th September 2016, 09:56 AM   #114
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No, that's not what I am saying.
In that list of oil production facilities that are NOT controlled by the illuminati, Libya became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati.
You should ensure that what you type is actually what you mean then.

Here's the post I was commenting on:

Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
More evidence that you're unable to read.
The statements are not contradictory at all:

[A] =
Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati.

[b] =
OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati.

[Therefor] =
Libya's export terminals becoming the first ones worldwide not controlled does NOT contradict additional oil wells, rigs, and platforms also not controlled by the illuminati.
What I pointed out is that your list of wells NOT controlled by the Illuminati does NOT include the Libyan wells. And as I pointed out in post no. 72 of this thread:

"That being said, when you assert that ONLY the oil production facilities at Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor, you are saying that all other facilities ARE controlled by the illuminati - which includes the Libyan facilities. This begs the question - when did the Illuminati regain control of the Libyan oil fields? "

If you can't be chuffed enough about your own made up stories to keep them internally consistent, how are you going to sell them to your publisher?

(These threads ARE where you've come to work out the plot to a novel, right?)
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Old 20th September 2016, 09:59 AM   #115
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So, apparently, your (sorry, the illuminati's) idea of taking away fast food is... build an even bigger fast food restaurant?
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So what?
So you're unable to comprehend, as usual, that abaddon claimed "what he left out is the important bit" and I just proved him wrong by citing where it was included.
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Old 20th September 2016, 10:00 AM   #117
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Impossible to be real, as the undeniable evidence (offering plane tickets below operating costs) proves.
Ah, yes. Evidence. We'd be delighted to see your evidence.
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He is indeed correct, the 12,000 sq. ft. MacDs is being closed down.

What he left out is the important bit.

It is because they built a larger, 19,000 sq. ft. MacDs right next door.
I know, it's just that his version of it makes no sense. He literally links the Imaginatti with everything.

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ETA: And you already claimed that the illuminutty do NOT control all of the refineries and even listed those you claim they do NOT control. What's up with that?
That's a False Flag created by Patrick to distract the beasts.
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Old 20th September 2016, 10:06 AM   #119
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Originally Posted by Border Reiver View Post
If you can't be chuffed enough about your own made up stories to keep them internally consistent, how are you going to sell them to your publisher?
The claims are internally consistent if you know how to read.
You're pretending the claim was "Libya is the first and ONLY ones worldwide".

Libya's export terminals becoming the first ones worldwide not controlled by the illuminati does NOT contradict additionally Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor's oil wells, rigs, and platforms not being controlled by the illuminati.
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Old 20th September 2016, 10:08 AM   #120
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
Dodge noted.

What you actually said on that blog was...

Quote:
As for "The iconic structure, built to look like a giant box of french fries, is being replaced with a new building next door":
As real as the delivery of the 2017 oil futures that were traded at $40 a barrel.
In other words, your claim is that the building next door is not "real".
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