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22nd September 2016, 03:48 PM | #241 |
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Kyoon, what happened to the OBOMBER who became the OBAMESSIAH?
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22nd September 2016, 03:48 PM | #242 |
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So you are confirming and acknowledging that you lied about not making a mistake? Thanks but we already knew that could you just admit that then explain to us what you actually meant to say since what you previous wrote contradicted itself?
Here is your contradiction mistake again - in case you forgot 1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. |
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Hey, Kyoon! Is Joe Bi(nla)den played by Jimmy Page?
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22nd September 2016, 04:07 PM | #248 |
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22nd September 2016, 04:08 PM | #249 |
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So yes you are confirming both that you lied about not making a mistake and acknowledging at the same time you did make a mistake...okay a bit confusing but we will make allowance for your steady state of continual confusion. So how do you resolve your mistake?
1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. Which one is wrong? |
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I'll try to give Kyoon a hand. It happened that Hitler was Gran Master Illuminati and between filming The Great Dictator and faking his suicide and death to become the actor behind the fake Lyndon B. Johnson, he created a turmoil (the early 40s wasn't that quiet as they try to make you believe) and burned Dresden just to practice for when something like Aleppo was needed.
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22nd September 2016, 06:36 PM | #256 |
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Nazis confiscated all the wine in France and vodka in Russia and they hadn't enough space to keep it, hence "the leader of the bombed".
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22nd September 2016, 06:45 PM | #258 |
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Sounds legit.
Not sure I desiphered it properly but... is he saying HITLER bombed Dresden? A city which, last time I checked, is in Germany. The country he was leader of. I don't speak the language of the crazies... maybe there's comfort in that somewhere, I seem perfectly sane in comparison. |
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Yeah he good at that!
Kyoon (the minion of the 'sad profit (sic)' said:
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But I do know how to read that is how I saw you write that the bad profit (chuckle) prophet didn't make a mistake when he did. Therefore saying someone who makes a mistake didn't is in itself a mistake - don't you agree darling? Yes you do agree good then you made a mistake. 1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2014 2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. 2016 a big ooops from Kyoon. LOL |
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Adolf Hitler, official leader of nazi germany, bombed in Dresden 1945.
He was also the official illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II: the real leader of the Dresden bombers. So, illuminati apparently bombing themselves. |
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"wells, rigs, platforms" are NOT synonymous with "export terminals".
Anyone can see that's not a contradiction and the fact you reversed the facts as they were presented in the article[1] is evidence of your deception because you have no argument. [1] Oil v Fast Food: why barrel below US production costs now |
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Ah, but I bet you have not reckoned with the escape hatch built in to every prophesy. It takes special Buck Rogers goggles to see it, and a triple reverse back flip to get through it, but it's there. You probably think it's obvious what is meant by the statements referred to above, but when you point them out, the clever interlocutor can point out that he referred to oil wells, rigs, platforms and export terminals, but not in exact words to refineries. If, by chance, he did slip up and refer to refineries, it will be disqualified by having been in a different sentence, or with an unspoken reference to something else. All the best ideas are true and false at the same time, a prophesy's non-occurrence proof of the degree of its nefarious complexity.
Watch out how you dive down that rabbit hole. edit to add: right on schedule I see I've been ninjaed by the consummate tripper on the nightingale stair of reality. |
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There's nothing to guess. That makes no sense like the rest of your posts.
Craig4 said that article[1] is "another prediction after the fact". I'm asking him to support his position by quoting where in the article is the "prediction after the fact". [1] Syria truce UN aid convoy bombed hoax Dresden 1945 |
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[quote=Kyoon;11504485]"wells, rigs, platforms" are NOT synonymous with "export terminals".
Anyone can see that's not a contradiction and the fact you reversed the facts as they were presented in the article[1] is evidence of your deception because you have no argument. I reverse it to make it easier to understand. So what is this 'export terminal' doing? Anything? What is it 'exporting'? Oh what is it exporting? Oil, from where? Well, rigs and platforms......are you saying that not controlled by Illumies terminal is exporting Ilumie oil for them? Please explain
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Got any proof he was illumie grand master or that he directed the Allies to bomb Dresden? Your opinion doesn't count.
You see Kyoon you continue to make up stuff and then pretend it is real while you also seem to to think we have a duty to believe you, we don't. So since we both know you have no such evidence that means you are not only making stuff up you are deliberately lying too. Isn't that wonderful! |
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What? You are upset by my posts not making sense? Well you started it! I thought we were having a contest to see who could make up the most ridiculous things and pretend they are real - at least that what 99.99% of your posts are. You don't mean you are serious about any of this bollocks are you?
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Well yeah he was the GRAND MASTER of a bunch of idiots but the present one is an even bigger moron he is using MatMarriot to try and convince people they exist so they can humiliate us...or something..... and guess who they picked to give all their secrets to....yeah THIS guy....
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LOL! The Illuminati's 'script' for global slaughter had to be postponed (again) because their Grand Master was such a knucklehead he bombed his own forces out of the war. The cattle can sleep safely. These guys couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
"Sorry minions, no living like princes for you. Back to your lives of drudgery. We'll maybe try again in a few more generations and next time I suppose we could try not shooting ourselves in the foot quite so much." I do have to hand it to Kyoon, this is a genuinely novel approach to grand conspiracism. Most conspiracy theories about sinister forces at work in the shadows imagine a hyper-competent enemy, which has the near mystical ability to predict and defeat any attempt to reveal them or to thwart their dastardly plot. The notion of a shadow organisation of bungling incompetents who have tried and failed to achieve their goals literally for centuries like some weird mashup of Hydra and Wile E Coyote is absolutely hilarious. |
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This gibberish hurts my brain and eyes...
I'll give it a try:
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In other words, it's fake. Including the whole USA vs Russia bitchfight that has been happening during the first cold war.
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And the word "Halt" is a sign for Psy-ops or something...
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In other words: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Say, can you make some more pics based on kyoon's theories? Now that Slippers has been banned, someone has to take his place. Which would change his name to "Hitbomber". |
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So basically... Hitler ordered the Luftwaffe to bomb Britain while simultaneously ordering Churchill to order the RAF and FDR (later on) to order the USAAF to bomb Germany. Wonderful idea, that. Maybe the pilots switched sides, you know, for a bit of a change. Nazis in Lancaster bombers and Brits having a go in the Stukas.
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If they tried to kill him with the same competence depicted in his tall tales, he'd be all but guaranteed to live 105. Statistically, having a hit put in you by Kyoon's Illuminati is probably a better indicator of a long life span than low cholesterol and a spotless family medical history. If they shot him it'd be a minor wound that would result in the doctors finding and removing an inflamed appendix before it became a threat to his health. If they tried to kill him with a poison dart they'd confuse the cyanide with antibiotics and end up curing bacterial pneumonia before he became symptomatic. If they tried to kill him with a car bomb it would go off while he was driving, sputter and produce nothing but a smoke cloud that caused an illuminati hit man in the car behind him to veer off a bridge. |
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http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com...uneral-as.html
You may imagine what images assault constantly the mind of this individual and which strong unbearable impulses is he barely concealing with such ideations. We'd have to thank him for these results and not the alternative. |
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