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Old 22nd September 2016, 03:48 PM   #241
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Kyoon, what happened to the OBOMBER who became the OBAMESSIAH?

Tell us that tale.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 03:48 PM   #242
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No, I am acknowledging you lied about me making a mistake.
So you are confirming and acknowledging that you lied about not making a mistake? Thanks but we already knew that could you just admit that then explain to us what you actually meant to say since what you previous wrote contradicted itself?

Here is your contradiction mistake again - in case you forgot

1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati.

2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 03:50 PM   #243
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Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
Seems like you just jynxed yourself. He seems like the type of lurker that would browse the forum 24/7...
Might be he does seem a tad obsessed.........on the subject.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 04:01 PM   #244
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Hey, Kyoon! Is Joe Bi(nla)den played by Jimmy Page?
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Old 22nd September 2016, 04:04 PM   #245
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
I've already posted that.
No you didn't, that's a lie.
Article was published only hours ago and echoed only by ONE person, as expected, and it's NOT aleCcowaN.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 04:05 PM   #246
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
Hey, Kyoon! Is Joe Bi(nla)den played by Jimmy Page?
The real question is who is the Sao Tome Angular transsexual albino who is playing Jimmy Page.

Do try and stay up on the subject please Mr aleCcowaN no soft brains allowed in this thread!
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Old 22nd September 2016, 04:05 PM   #247
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So you are confirming and acknowledging that you lied about not making a mistake?
No, I am confirming you do not know how to read and acknowledging that you lied about me making a mistake.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 04:07 PM   #248
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
No, I am confirming you do not know how to read and acknowledging that you lied about me making a mistake.
Look post #223. And stop using "lie". It'll never become you.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 04:08 PM   #249
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No, I am confirming you do not know how to read and acknowledging that you lied about me making a mistake.
So yes you are confirming both that you lied about not making a mistake and acknowledging at the same time you did make a mistake...okay a bit confusing but we will make allowance for your steady state of continual confusion. So how do you resolve your mistake?

1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati.

2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati.

Which one is wrong?
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Old 22nd September 2016, 05:33 PM   #250
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
Syria: UN aid convoy "bombed" psy-op - Agendas
1. Stage illuminati theater "US v Russia". The BIG LIE technique (the bigger the lie the more people will believe it) gives these headlines: "US, Russia take Syria battle to new heights".

2. Divert with staged fake blood from real blood, the criminal bombings of syrian civilians, ongoing since 2011.

3. Suggest that "the rebels did it", in this case to also discredit the "White Helmets" end times heroes, the first responders to the criminal air strikes against civilians.

4. Have a pretext to justify "halt to aid deliveries". Notes:
- the "HALT" word is itself a psy-op, since there were no deliveries at all.
- the main agendas of the "truce" psy-op include pushing "demoralize the civilians under siege" to the utter limits, passing the message "give up all hope of ever getting food and halt to the bombings".

5. Have human cattle see "uninterrupted bombings, no aid" as "continuation of aid deliveries after disruption".
This agenda resumes to "RESUME aid" headlines, with "RESUME" playing the same role that "HALT" previously did.
"Airstrike hits medics in Syria as UN moves to resume aid" headlines resume all this by simply mixing "truth in plain sight" and "black is white", two commandments of the illuminati religion.
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All in Blog
Syria truce UN aid convoy bombed hoax Dresden 1945
From the silly blog:

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Reminder: Dresden 19145: Adolf Hitler was not only the official leader of the bombed in Dresden but also, as Illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II, the real leader of the bombers...
Official leader of the bombed...?

Could you translate this nonsense in to English?
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Old 22nd September 2016, 05:41 PM   #251
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Originally Posted by Dash80 View Post

Could you translate this nonsense in to English?
I'll try to give Kyoon a hand. It happened that Hitler was Gran Master Illuminati and between filming The Great Dictator and faking his suicide and death to become the actor behind the fake Lyndon B. Johnson, he created a turmoil (the early 40s wasn't that quiet as they try to make you believe) and burned Dresden just to practice for when something like Aleppo was needed.

Capishe?
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Old 22nd September 2016, 06:08 PM   #252
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
No, I am confirming you do not know how to read and acknowledging that you lied about me making a mistake.
Yeah, uh... all the stuff you've said, none of that is real. It's all a mistake. You don't really know anything about what is about to happen.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 06:09 PM   #253
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
Syria: UN aid convoy "bombed" psy-op - Agendas
1. Stage illuminati theater "US v Russia". The BIG LIE technique (the bigger the lie the more people will believe it) gives these headlines: "US, Russia take Syria battle to new heights".

2. Divert with staged fake blood from real blood, the criminal bombings of syrian civilians, ongoing since 2011.

3. Suggest that "the rebels did it", in this case to also discredit the "White Helmets" end times heroes, the first responders to the criminal air strikes against civilians.

4. Have a pretext to justify "halt to aid deliveries". Notes:
- the "HALT" word is itself a psy-op, since there were no deliveries at all.
- the main agendas of the "truce" psy-op include pushing "demoralize the civilians under siege" to the utter limits, passing the message "give up all hope of ever getting food and halt to the bombings".

5. Have human cattle see "uninterrupted bombings, no aid" as "continuation of aid deliveries after disruption".
This agenda resumes to "RESUME aid" headlines, with "RESUME" playing the same role that "HALT" previously did.
"Airstrike hits medics in Syria as UN moves to resume aid" headlines resume all this by simply mixing "truth in plain sight" and "black is white", two commandments of the illuminati religion.
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All in Blog
Syria truce UN aid convoy bombed hoax Dresden 1945
Ah yes, another prediction after the fact. Very impressive. Yawn.
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Originally Posted by Dash80 View Post
From the silly blog:



Official leader of the bombed...?

Could you translate this nonsense in to English?
After reading that blogpost, I find it very amusing that he was Grammar Nazi-ing (not sure about the spelling) against AlecCowan, yet our "prophet" comes up with sentences like "leader of the bombed".

Also, kyoon's Illuminati group sound like a bunch of inept buffons.
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No you didn't, that's a lie.
Article was published only hours ago and echoed only by ONE person, as expected, and it's NOT aleCcowaN.
Open the link in post # 223. Pay attention.
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Old 22nd September 2016, 06:36 PM   #256
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Nazis confiscated all the wine in France and vodka in Russia and they hadn't enough space to keep it, hence "the leader of the bombed".
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Old 22nd September 2016, 06:38 PM   #257
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
No, I am confirming you do not know how to read and acknowledging that you lied about me making a mistake.


Ah ha!

A double negative has become proof positive!
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Old 22nd September 2016, 06:45 PM   #258
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Originally Posted by aleCcowaN View Post
I'll try to give Kyoon a hand. It happened that Hitler was Gran Master Illuminati and between filming The Great Dictator and faking his suicide and death to become the actor behind the fake Lyndon B. Johnson, he created a turmoil (the early 40s wasn't that quiet as they try to make you believe) and burned Dresden just to practice for when something like Aleppo was needed.

Capishe?
Sounds legit.

Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
After reading that blogpost, I find it very amusing that he was Grammar Nazi-ing (not sure about the spelling) against AlecCowan, yet our "prophet" comes up with sentences like "leader of the bombed".

Also, kyoon's Illuminati group sound like a bunch of inept buffons.
Not sure I desiphered it properly but... is he saying HITLER bombed Dresden? A city which, last time I checked, is in Germany. The country he was leader of.

I don't speak the language of the crazies... maybe there's comfort in that somewhere, I seem perfectly sane in comparison.
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The truth is out there...



It's bigger and hairier than he knows...
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Old 22nd September 2016, 10:37 PM   #260
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Ah yes, another prediction after the fact.
Then what was the prediction?
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Originally Posted by halleyscomet View Post
Ah ha!

A double negative has become proof positive!
Yeah he good at that!

Kyoon (the minion of the 'sad profit (sic)' said:

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No, I am confirming you do not know how to read and acknowledging that you lied about me making a mistake.
Really did you say this:

Quote:
"Illuminati control ALL refineries" does NOT contradict "Libya's export terminals becoming the first ones worldwide not controlled by the illuminati and additionally Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor's oil wells, rigs, platforms."
http://www.internationalskeptics.com...&postcount=130

But I do know how to read that is how I saw you write that the bad profit (chuckle) prophet didn't make a mistake when he did. Therefore saying someone who makes a mistake didn't is in itself a mistake - don't you agree darling? Yes you do agree good then you made a mistake.

1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2014

2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. 2016

a big ooops from Kyoon.

LOL
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Then what was the prediction?
I'll guess that the prediction - whatever it was - was wrong? Do I win a prize?
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Old 22nd September 2016, 11:13 PM   #263
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Official leader of the bombed...?
Adolf Hitler, official leader of nazi germany, bombed in Dresden 1945.
He was also the official illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II: the real leader of the Dresden bombers.
So, illuminati apparently bombing themselves.
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1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2014

2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. 2016
"wells, rigs, platforms" are NOT synonymous with "export terminals".
Anyone can see that's not a contradiction and the fact you reversed the facts as they were presented in the article[1] is evidence of your deception because you have no argument.

[1] Oil v Fast Food: why barrel below US production costs now

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Yeah he good at that!

Kyoon (the minion of the 'sad profit (sic)' said:



Really did you say this:



http://www.internationalskeptics.com...&postcount=130

But I do know how to read that is how I saw you write that the bad profit (chuckle) prophet didn't make a mistake when he did. Therefore saying someone who makes a mistake didn't is in itself a mistake - don't you agree darling? Yes you do agree good then you made a mistake.

1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2014

2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. 2016

a big ooops from Kyoon.

LOL
Ah, but I bet you have not reckoned with the escape hatch built in to every prophesy. It takes special Buck Rogers goggles to see it, and a triple reverse back flip to get through it, but it's there. You probably think it's obvious what is meant by the statements referred to above, but when you point them out, the clever interlocutor can point out that he referred to oil wells, rigs, platforms and export terminals, but not in exact words to refineries. If, by chance, he did slip up and refer to refineries, it will be disqualified by having been in a different sentence, or with an unspoken reference to something else. All the best ideas are true and false at the same time, a prophesy's non-occurrence proof of the degree of its nefarious complexity.

Watch out how you dive down that rabbit hole.

edit to add: right on schedule I see I've been ninjaed by the consummate tripper on the nightingale stair of reality.
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Adolf Hitler, official leader of nazi germany, bombed in Dresden 1945.
He was also the official illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II: the real leader of the Dresden bombers.
So, illuminati apparently bombing themselves.
What makes Dresen so special?
Weren't there a whole lot more bombed cities?

The amount of times Dresden gets mentioned, you would think it was the only city that had bombs dropped on it.
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I'll guess that the prediction - whatever it was - was wrong?
There's nothing to guess. That makes no sense like the rest of your posts.
Craig4 said that article[1] is "another prediction after the fact".
I'm asking him to support his position by quoting where in the article is the "prediction after the fact".

[1] Syria truce UN aid convoy bombed hoax Dresden 1945
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
Adolf Hitler, official leader of nazi germany, bombed in Dresden 1945.
He was also the official illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II: the real leader of the Dresden bombers.
So, illuminati apparently bombing themselves.
Your illuminati are absolute morons. I don't think us cattle have much to worry about, to be honest.

I suppose Hitler also bombed himself in Hamburg, Berlin and other cities too?

No wonder he lost the war...

Worst. Grand. Master. EVER.
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[quote=Kyoon;11504485]"wells, rigs, platforms" are NOT synonymous with "export terminals".
Anyone can see that's not a contradiction and the fact you reversed the facts as they were presented in the article[1] is evidence of your deception because you have no argument.

I reverse it to make it easier to understand. So what is this 'export terminal' doing? Anything? What is it 'exporting'? Oh what is it exporting? Oil, from where? Well, rigs and platforms......are you saying that not controlled by Illumies terminal is exporting Ilumie oil for them?

Please explain

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1. OIL wells, rigs, platforms: worldwide only Idlib, Syria, Mosul, Iraq and East Timor not controlled by the illuminati. 2014

2. Libya's biggest export terminals simultaneously became the first ones worldwide NOT controlled by the illuminati. 2016
Care to try again Kyoon perhaps you could explain why and what the oil wells, rigs and platforms did with their oil? Watch it spew out - didn't they send it to export terminals perhaps.......

and of course you also said

"""Illuminati control ALL refineries"""

Of course you've never actually provided any proof that the illumies even exist which is an even BIGGER mistake.

lol
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Originally Posted by Kyoon View Post
Adolf Hitler, official leader of nazi germany, bombed in Dresden 1945.
He was also the official illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II: the real leader of the Dresden bombers.
So, illuminati apparently bombing themselves.
Got any proof he was illumie grand master or that he directed the Allies to bomb Dresden? Your opinion doesn't count.

You see Kyoon you continue to make up stuff and then pretend it is real while you also seem to to think we have a duty to believe you, we don't.

So since we both know you have no such evidence that means you are not only making stuff up you are deliberately lying too.

Isn't that wonderful!
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There's nothing to guess. That makes no sense like the rest of your posts.
What? You are upset by my posts not making sense? Well you started it! I thought we were having a contest to see who could make up the most ridiculous things and pretend they are real - at least that what 99.99% of your posts are. You don't mean you are serious about any of this bollocks are you?

LOL

Quote:
Craig4 said that article[1] is "another prediction after the fact".
I'm asking him to support his position by quoting where in the article is the "prediction after the fact".
A careful study of your many posts show that they consist of statements supported by no evidence other than your bonker opinions.

I make the prediction that you will in the future make more predictions after the fact and support them with your bonker opinions.

Hows that?
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Your illuminati are absolute morons. I don't think us cattle have much to worry about, to be honest.

I suppose Hitler also bombed himself in Hamburg, Berlin and other cities too?

No wonder he lost the war...

Worst. Grand. Master. EVER.
Well yeah he was the GRAND MASTER of a bunch of idiots but the present one is an even bigger moron he is using MatMarriot to try and convince people they exist so they can humiliate us...or something..... and guess who they picked to give all their secrets to....yeah THIS guy....

pathetic!
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Old 23rd September 2016, 02:10 AM   #273
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Your illuminati are absolute morons. I don't think us cattle have much to worry about, to be honest.

I suppose Hitler also bombed himself in Hamburg, Berlin and other cities too?

No wonder he lost the war...

Worst. Grand. Master. EVER.
LOL! The Illuminati's 'script' for global slaughter had to be postponed (again) because their Grand Master was such a knucklehead he bombed his own forces out of the war. The cattle can sleep safely. These guys couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

"Sorry minions, no living like princes for you. Back to your lives of drudgery. We'll maybe try again in a few more generations and next time I suppose we could try not shooting ourselves in the foot quite so much."

I do have to hand it to Kyoon, this is a genuinely novel approach to grand conspiracism. Most conspiracy theories about sinister forces at work in the shadows imagine a hyper-competent enemy, which has the near mystical ability to predict and defeat any attempt to reveal them or to thwart their dastardly plot. The notion of a shadow organisation of bungling incompetents who have tried and failed to achieve their goals literally for centuries like some weird mashup of Hydra and Wile E Coyote is absolutely hilarious.

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Old 23rd September 2016, 02:52 AM   #274
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Unhappy This gibberish hurts my brain and eyes...

Originally Posted by Dash80 View Post
Sounds legit.



Not sure I desiphered it properly but... is he saying HITLER bombed Dresden? A city which, last time I checked, is in Germany. The country he was leader of.

I don't speak the language of the crazies... maybe there's comfort in that somewhere, I seem perfectly sane in comparison.
I'll give it a try:

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1. Stage illuminati theater "US v Russia". The BIG LIE technique (the bigger the lie the more people will believe it) gives these headlines: "US, Russia take Syria battle to new heights"
Translated: The Illuminati staged the whole "Amerika hates Russia" and vice versa to further their goals towards the New Age. Which would also mean that us "cattle" have to think that we entered a new cold war, but this is supossed to be "staged".

In other words, it's fake. Including the whole USA vs Russia bitchfight that has been happening during the first cold war.

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2. Divert with staged fake blood from real blood, the criminal bombings of syrian civilians, ongoing since 2011.
He literally thinks that every single terrorist attack is faked and all the blood we see on the lamestream media, is either red paint or ketchup. And this has happened since 2011 (Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon Bombing, Paris, Brussels, Nice, Wurzburg, Charlie Hebdo...), because moslim extremists don't exist. Only Illuminati agents & Psy-Ops...

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3. Suggest that "the rebels did it", in this case to also discredit the "White Helmets" end times heroes, the first responders to the criminal air strikes against civilians.
In other words, The Imaginatti wants us to believe that "Evil Muslims" exist, which ain't true, because all the terrorist attacks were done by the Imaginatti, including the suicide bombers that are probably payed shills. But "They" want us to believe that it was all the work of Muslims via the Lamestream media...

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4. Have a pretext to justify "halt to aid deliveries". Notes:
- the "HALT" word is itself a psy-op, since there were no deliveries at all.
- the main agendas of the "truce" psy-op include pushing "demoralize the civilians under siege" to the utter limits, passing the message "give up all hope of ever getting food and halt to the bombings".
This is definitely about the last attack in Syria were several food supply trucks were hit by Assad's men. And I presume the Imafginatti is behind it aswell, but this **** is hard to decipher.

And the word "Halt" is a sign for Psy-ops or something...

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5. Have human cattle see "uninterrupted bombings, no aid" as "continuation of aid deliveries after disruption".
This agenda resumes to "RESUME aid" headlines, with "RESUME" playing the same role that "HALT" previously did.
"Airstrike hits medics in Syria as UN moves to resume aid" headlines resume all this by simply mixing "truth in plain sight" and "black is white", two commandments of the illuminati religion.
Yep, definitely about the last attack on Syria. TL;DR the Imaginatti wants us to believe that Assad is evil and the attacks were real, but in truth Assad is innocent and the attacks are fake, but us "cattle" are to stupid to see it.

In other words: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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The truth is out there...

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...psietigra2.jpg

It's bigger and hairier than he knows...
Say, can you make some more pics based on kyoon's theories? Now that Slippers has been banned, someone has to take his place.

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Your illuminati are absolute morons. I don't think us cattle have much to worry about, to be honest.

I suppose Hitler also bombed himself in Hamburg, Berlin and other cities too?

No wonder he lost the war...

Worst. Grand. Master. EVER.
Which would change his name to "Hitbomber".
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Old 23rd September 2016, 03:22 AM   #275
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Originally Posted by Jack by the hedge View Post
LOL! The Illuminati's 'script' for global slaughter had to be postponed (again) because their Grand Master was such a knucklehead he bombed his own forces out of the war. The cattle can sleep safely. These guys couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

"Sorry minions, no living like princes for you. Back to your lives of drudgery. We'll maybe try again in a few more generations and next time I suppose we could try not shooting ourselves in the foot quite so much."

I do have to hand it to Kyoon, this is a genuinely novel approach to grand conspiracism. Most conspiracy theories about sinister forces at work in the shadows imagine a hyper-competent enemy, which has the near mystical ability to predict and defeat any attempt to reveal them or to thwart their dastardly plot. The notion of a shadow organisation of bungling incompetents who have tried and failed to achieve their goals literally for centuries like some weird mashup of Hydra and Wile E Coyote is absolutely hilarious.
As we heard earlier from Kyoon they have no administrative center and no one can do anything without permission from the Grand Pillow or whatever his title is so Patrick Stewart has to run the world from his phone.......
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So basically... Hitler ordered the Luftwaffe to bomb Britain while simultaneously ordering Churchill to order the RAF and FDR (later on) to order the USAAF to bomb Germany. Wonderful idea, that. Maybe the pilots switched sides, you know, for a bit of a change. Nazis in Lancaster bombers and Brits having a go in the Stukas.

Oh how the illuminati laughed.

MOOOO
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Originally Posted by Jack by the hedge View Post
LOL! The Illuminati's 'script' for global slaughter had to be postponed (again) because their Grand Master was such a knucklehead he bombed his own forces out of the war. The cattle can sleep safely. These guys couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

"Sorry minions, no living like princes for you. Back to your lives of drudgery. We'll maybe try again in a few more generations and next time I suppose we could try not shooting ourselves in the foot quite so much."

I do have to hand it to Kyoon, this is a genuinely novel approach to grand conspiracism. Most conspiracy theories about sinister forces at work in the shadows imagine a hyper-competent enemy, which has the near mystical ability to predict and defeat any attempt to reveal them or to thwart their dastardly plot. The notion of a shadow organisation of bungling incompetents who have tried and failed to achieve their goals literally for centuries like some weird mashup of Hydra and Wile E Coyote is absolutely hilarious.
I think that this comparison is grossly unfair to both Hydra and Mr. Coyote.
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Adolf Hitler, official leader of nazi germany, bombed in Dresden 1945.
He was also the official illuminati Grand Master before, during and after World War II: the real leader of the Dresden bombers.
So, illuminati apparently bombing themselves.
All your theories bombed . Those you thought to be a bomb
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Originally Posted by tinribmancer View Post
Because "they" know where he lives.


If they tried to kill him with the same competence depicted in his tall tales, he'd be all but guaranteed to live 105. Statistically, having a hit put in you by Kyoon's Illuminati is probably a better indicator of a long life span than low cholesterol and a spotless family medical history. If they shot him it'd be a minor wound that would result in the doctors finding and removing an inflamed appendix before it became a threat to his health. If they tried to kill him with a poison dart they'd confuse the cyanide with antibiotics and end up curing bacterial pneumonia before he became symptomatic. If they tried to kill him with a car bomb it would go off while he was driving, sputter and produce nothing but a smoke cloud that caused an illuminati hit man in the car behind him to veer off a bridge.
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He literally thinks that every single terrorist attack is faked and all the blood we see on the lamestream media, is either red paint or ketchup.
http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com...uneral-as.html

You may imagine what images assault constantly the mind of this individual and which strong unbearable impulses is he barely concealing with such ideations. We'd have to thank him for these results and not the alternative.
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