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Old 5th July 2018, 11:06 AM   #41
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Liberals are too lazy and weak to start a war.
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Old 5th July 2018, 12:31 PM   #42
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Originally Posted by Cain View Post
Liberals are too lazy and weak to start a war.
not to mention pacifistic.

Oh, sure, Politicians like LBJ and Roosevelt sent us off to fight, but is the John Q.Public Democrat going to take up arms when they need hand sanitizer before drinking bottled water?

And how would that compare to Joe Sespaque Republican? You know, the gun owning public.
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Old 5th July 2018, 01:40 PM   #43
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So I tore out my rose garden and replaced it with entrenchments for nothing? Anyone think Bass Pro Shop will give me a refund for the landmines? I'm wary since I actually bought them from some guy that sells survival gear at the flea market.
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Old 5th July 2018, 01:50 PM   #44
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It definitely went down in the Bayview last night between 8:00 to 10:00 pm and on into the early morning hours, but no word on who won*

*Only a little joke here. Last night was the worst night for celebratory gunfire in S.F. since I've lived here.
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Old 5th July 2018, 02:32 PM   #45
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Originally Posted by BStrong View Post
It definitely went down in the Bayview last night between 8:00 to 10:00 pm and on into the early morning hours, but no word on who won*

*Only a little joke here. Last night was the worst night for celebratory gunfire in S.F. since I've lived here.
Must’ve spread south - I’m near Airport & Oyster Point blvd and much gunfire there too - worst I’ve seen anywhere in the Bay Area.

But on topic, there was a keffiyeh and a pair of boot-stomped Ray-Bans on the ground this morning at my bus stop, so maybe a casualty or prisoner taken?
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Old 5th July 2018, 02:44 PM   #46
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Dear family,
It is with a grave yet hopeful heart that I have girded myself for the upcoming battle. Wearing my vestment Disarm Hate I will join the Moms Demand Action Brigade prepared for the unknown outcome.
My kit bag overflows with sweet provisions for the gathering children. Led by our fearless leaders General ******, Major ****** and Captain ****** I am certain we shall make our objective of closing the Gun Show Loophole.
May the spirit of the Great Peace look upon us as we join the fray. I pray that we shall have Sensible Gun Laws as a result of this, the weight and cost of conflict fills me with dread, but common sense shall prevail.
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Old 5th July 2018, 04:04 PM   #47
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Found it!
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Old 5th July 2018, 04:43 PM   #48
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Originally Posted by Upchurch View Post
Jones has the ear of the President. He is mainstream legitimate press nowadays.
No, lower down. And more central. Between the butt-cheeks...
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Old 5th July 2018, 04:45 PM   #49
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Originally Posted by Cain View Post
Liberals are too lazy and weak intelligent to start a war.
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Old 5th July 2018, 05:18 PM   #50
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Originally Posted by Norman Alexander View Post
No, lower down. And more central. Between the butt-cheeks...
What? Did Trump dump Sean Hannity?
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Old 5th July 2018, 06:24 PM   #51
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What? Did Trump dump Sean Hannity?
There's room for more than one.


So... How goes the war? Is Space Force involved yet?
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Old 5th July 2018, 08:11 PM   #52
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Wars are fought by the extremists aren't they usually?

So that little skirmish between the man and MAGA hat wearing teenage guys at a restaurant might be the first blood.
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Wars are fought by the extremists aren't they usually?

So that little skirmish between the man and MAGA hat wearing teenage guys at a restaurant might be the first blood.
I think Heather Heyer may have a prior claim
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Old 7th July 2018, 10:14 AM   #54
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To be absolutely blunt about it, you can see that the OP was made in jest, right?
Yes, but why post in the first place?
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Old 9th July 2018, 07:33 AM   #55
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What happened to the great civil war that liberals were going to launch today?


Don't tell me all we got out of it is a woman climbing the Statue of Liberty!
The Abortion Wars don't start until 22 January 2061. Just after 10AM CST.
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Old 9th July 2018, 06:45 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by bknight View Post
Yes, but why post in the first place?

Because a lot of people are expecting the "Liberal uprising" any day and I find that totally amusing.
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Old 11th July 2018, 08:50 AM   #57
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Thanks to Jones warnings the Government could react in due time and prevent the war. All the people who were ready to start the war have been secretly arrested and are currently detained in FEMA camps… Oh wait...

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Old 16th July 2018, 03:08 AM   #58
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It was canceled due to lack of interest.
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Old 16th July 2018, 03:48 AM   #59
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It was canceled due to lack of interest.
Man... I printed pamphlets and everything.
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Old 16th July 2018, 05:29 AM   #61
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Man... I printed pamphlets and everything.


I keep telling people, never include the date on your printing! That way, you can re-use them for the next civil war!
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Old 19th July 2018, 07:10 PM   #62
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We missed it again! Apparently we were all supposed to coup Trump last night and Rachel Maddow was going to decapitate him on the White House front lawn.
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