OK maybe I should try and be more serious. Because this origin of the Universe is serious business.
All real scientists agree that the universe began some 12 to 20 billion years ago, which means there is an 8 billion year difference, but since that is only about a half, or a third of the total age of the universe, depending on who you agree with, it isn't important. This theory is known as the Big Bang because Fred Hoyle, in 1950, used the term to mock those who wanted to use a Creation myth to explain how the Universe came to be. In a sweet move, his detractors embraced the term, which really annoyed Hoyle. You might think the Big Bang means there was a big explosion, but it wasn't really an "explosion" , what really happened is space itself exploded.
"Before" the Big Bang, the universe was really really small and very very hot. Hotter than hot, like, really really really hot. Smart scientist believe that all forms of matter and energy, as well as space and time itself, were formed at the moment this dense hot "something" exploded. So because there was no time before the Bang, within the context of known physics, we don't have to answer any questions about what happened "before" the explosion.
Most scientist say we don't really know anything about what happened between the Big Bang and 10^-43 seconds later. But we think Space was certainly expanding, really fast, and this expansion of space formed a highly energetic soup of particles and antiparticles. Not matter, but something that could turn into matter later. Like plasma.
From 10^-43 to 10^-35 seconds after the Big Bang, everything is a bit confusing. Gravity existed, but electromagnetism and the nuclear forces were all one. Moving on, we jump to the next event, which we know a lot more about.
Like anything that expands, the Universe got cooler. At 10^-35 seconds, the temperature was around 10^27 degrees K, give or take a few million degrees, so the universe underwent a phase transition, and the strong nuclear force split off from the other forces. As if things weren't bad enough, this released an enormous amount of energy.
Suddenly, the universe grew by a factor of 10^50 in 10^-33 seconds!
(Hey, I know that is hard to believe, but it is a fact baby. Get used to it)
Then things slowed down and got even cooler. Suddenly, matter appeared, stuff like photons, quarks, neutrinos, and electrons, and then, like magic, protons and neutrons! All this in less than one second!
A billion years later, this matter turned into the first stars and galaxies.
Now, which is either 11 or 19 billion years after that, the Universe is 5 times bigger, still expanding, and still ringing with the "sound" of the original explosion, which is called background radiation. At some point Dark Energy appeared, and is messing with the slowing of the expansion.