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Old 10th February 2009, 03:27 PM   #1
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Talking Scientologists know who committed 9/11

Leave this odd idea that 19 fundamentalists hijacked 4 planes. Leave also this odd idea that the Bush administration were behind the attacks. No, it wasn't a Neanderthal job as Eric Hufschmid wrote.

Scientologists have the answer.

9/11 was... a PSYCHATRIST job! Because Scientologists say that! Tom Cruise, en route to the truth!!!!!111!!!!

http://vimeo.com/3095077

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Old 10th February 2009, 04:11 PM   #2
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That is about as woo as it gets.
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I see your facepalm, and I raise you an "Oh Brother!"

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Old 10th February 2009, 04:25 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by 240-185 View Post

Scientologists have the answer.
And,um...how much will that cost?
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Originally Posted by Dog Town View Post
And,um...how much will that cost?
$300.000 aparently
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Old 10th February 2009, 04:28 PM   #6
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And,um...how much will that cost?
Its an essay type answer. You start by buying "Dianetics".
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Okay, let's cut to the chase. What we need is one truly monolithic, megalomaniacal ueber-conspiracy group to blame it all on...

Yes, 9/11 wasn't the work of a handful of fanatics. It was the fault of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists in their quest to corner the oil-capital-bagel-knish markets, which would make it possible for them to take over the world, and force the rest of us to submit to anal probings by their alien allies, as they create crop circles in faraway corners of the US, which is further evidence that the Illuminati is upset that when Skylab fell to earth, that we missed hitting Cincinnati, which proves the Lunar Landings were a hoax, (because, hell, if we couldn't hit Cinci, how the **** were we supposed to hit the MOON!), which, of course, is the main reason we wound up having to suffer through New Coca Cola, the AMC Pacer, polyester double-knits, and Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, whom, we all know, would have been abducted by those alien allies of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists, except for their continued support of Big Pharma, which, as we all know, are out to control the world because they're a major supporter of the Illuminati, which holds its annual conventions and CosPlay cons at Hilton Hotels around the world, mainly because the Marriotts are all booked through next year by Satanists and other members of the New World Order for their continued discussions on how to take over the world and force us to forsake Paperskater's glasses, Hokulele's legs, and Tricky's... whatever, and mandate that we all wear GOGGLES, dress badly, eat McDonald's cheeseburgers and get fat, and submit to alien anal probing while listening to BARRY MANILOW!

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
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I hear the sound of smackettasmackettasmacketta happening across the world tonight! Good thing I caught Mrs. F. before she went to one o' them psychiatrist types!
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Damn. And I left out the part about Rush Limbaugh! How could I have been so foolish!
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How long until we see Tom Cruise shilling this idea?
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Old 10th February 2009, 05:32 PM   #12
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We'll have to break out the full sofa for this one; the ottoman just won't due, for this kind of Woo.

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And if they ever get a conviction, we can call it a shrink rap.

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Originally Posted by Roadtoad View Post
... It was the fault of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists ...
You could probably sell that in book form on the conspiracy sites!
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Originally Posted by Roadtoad View Post
Okay, let's cut to the chase. What we need is one truly monolithic, megalomaniacal ueber-conspiracy group to blame it all on...

Yes, 9/11 wasn't the work of a handful of fanatics. It was the fault of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists in their quest to corner the oil-capital-bagel-knish markets, which would make it possible for them to take over the world, and force the rest of us to submit to anal probings by their alien allies, as they create crop circles in faraway corners of the US, which is further evidence that the Illuminati is upset that when Skylab fell to earth, that we missed hitting Cincinnati, which proves the Lunar Landings were a hoax, (because, hell, if we couldn't hit Cinci, how the **** were we supposed to hit the MOON!), which, of course, is the main reason we wound up having to suffer through New Coca Cola, the AMC Pacer, polyester double-knits, and Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, whom, we all know, would have been abducted by those alien allies of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists, except for their continued support of Big Pharma, which, as we all know, are out to control the world because they're a major supporter of the Illuminati, which holds its annual conventions and CosPlay cons at Hilton Hotels around the world, mainly because the Marriotts are all booked through next year by Satanists and other members of the New World Order for their continued discussions on how to take over the world and force us to forsake Paperskater's glasses, Hokulele's legs, and Tricky's... whatever, and mandate that we all wear GOGGLES, dress badly, eat McDonald's cheeseburgers and get fat, and submit to alien anal probing while listening to BARRY MANILOW!

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
I actually rather liked polyester double-knits.
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Old 10th February 2009, 10:32 PM   #16
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Scientology and the 9/11 Truth Movement. Holy ****.
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So... are we invited to Al and Dave's wedding? Which side would the skeptics sit on? How do we keep Anonymous away from the punch bowl?
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And so, evil spacelord and illuminati lizards join ranks...
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And so, evil spacelord and illuminati lizards join ranks...

My rogue unicorns theory looks better and better by the day.
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Behold, truthers. Gaze upon this Scientology conspiracy theory, and understand--finally--what we feel like when listening to your crap.
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i actually rather liked polyester double-knits.

shill!
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I listened to that video, and now I want my brain cells back...

ZAWAHIRI IS NOT A PSYCHIATRIST, HE'S A SURGEON!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!




What the is the problem with those Godd idiots?? Can't they even get basic facts right????
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This is a scientologist. They make it part of their job to not get the basic facts right -- as long as it pushes the goals of Scientology.
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This isn't surprising, they took credit for the fall of Communism, too.
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This isn't surprising, they took credit for the fall of Communism, too.
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This is a scientologist. They make it part of their job to not get the basic facts right -- as long as it pushes the goals of Scientology.

Particularly when psychology is involved. The core belief of the CO$ is that psychology is EVIL, and psychologists are part of a vast evil conspiracy.
There attempts to blame Nazi Germany on psychology are particularly amusing.
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Originally Posted by Panoply_Prefect View Post
And so, evil spacelord and illuminati lizards join ranks...
Xenu is pathetic. He is just a Darkseid wannabe.
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Particularly when psychology is involved. The core belief of the CO$ is that psychology is EVIL, and psychologists are part of a vast evil conspiracy.
There attempts to blame Nazi Germany on psychology are particularly amusing.
Let's face it; their attacks on psychiatry is to further the goals of $cientology. They have to convince you that CO$ provides you the answers to your problems, for a nominal fee, of course.
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ZAWAHIRI IS NOT A PSYCHIATRIST, HE'S A SURGEON!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

What the is the problem with those Godd idiots?? Can't they even get basic facts right????
That was bothering me too.
Well...to be fair. I think it comes from this. For them studying psychology makes you a shrink.
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At Cairo University, Al-Zawahiri studied behavior, psychology and pharmacology graduating in 1974 with gayyid giddan. Following that he served three years as a surgeon in the Egyptian Army after which he established a clinic near his parents.[15] In 1978, he also earned a master's degree in surgery.[16]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayman_al-Zawahiri

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Time for another South Park featuring the Super Adventure Club.
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That was bothering me too.
Well...to be fair. I think it comes from this. For them studying psychology makes you a shrink.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayman_al-Zawahiri
Yeah, I saw that too. But, the 9/11 Commision Report identifies him as a surgeon, and if I remember correctly, Lawrence Wright's "The Looming Tower" does as well. Regardless, Zawahiri taking a required course or two in psychology no more makes him a psychiatrist than taking a pharmacology course makes him a pharmacist. TAM might be able to definitively clarify this for us, but to the best of my knowledge, medical students are requires to take a broad range of courses across different specialties in order to familiarize them with disciplines that are not necessarily the ones they'll choose to specialize in. As an example: The Loyola University of Chicago Medical School's site lists required courses for 3rd year med students. That list includes Surgery, Pediatrics, Psychiatry, OB-GYN, etc. Each of those topics are medical specialties in themselves, but the context here is that these are courses designed to give broad experience to the third year student. So taking any one of them doesn't mean that they're solidly set to become a Pediatrician, Psychiatrist, Obstetrician/Gynecologist, etc.

(As a fun aside, this site allows you to look up the curriculum for any year of given med schools in the US and Canada. I have no idea if it's comprehensive or not, but it certainly contains all the med schools I'm aware of. And it confirms that the link above lists required courses.)

So sure, to be fair, they're probably misinterpreting a single throwaway reference in a Wikipedia article. But that ends up reinforcing my point: Their research is shallow. If they had depended on the 9/11 Commision Report for their information, they wouldn't make the mistake they're making. And that's why I'm aggravated: They're committing an error that would be ridiculously easy to spot had they truly studied 9/11 in depth. It's obvious that they didn't, yet they pontificate in the pose of experts anyway. It's ridiculous, it's stupid, and it's hideously misinformed, but that doesn't seem to bother those fruitcakes any.

Blech . Rant over.
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Yeah, I saw that too.
I was being sarcastic as to being fair. Shoulda used a smilie.
This has made me curious, about his first degree,though.Since his masters was in surgery.I didn't know that was considered a Master degree. I thought it was MD land.
Any ways, could he have studied Behavioral psyc, as a major with a minor(?)
in pharmacology, for his first? Do they even do that?
No big deal, just got me think'en.
Anybody? Bueller...

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Leave this odd idea that 19 fundamentalists hijacked 4 planes. Leave also this odd idea that the Bush administration were behind the attacks. No, it wasn't a Neanderthal job as Eric Hufschmid wrote.

Scientologists have the answer.

9/11 was... a PSYCHATRIST job! Because Scientologists say that! Tom Cruise, en route to the truth!!!!!111!!!!

http://vimeo.com/3095077

Bring out the facepalms.
Thus proving just how out tehre those freaks. Slam me for that if you will but what a bunch of whack jobs!
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I was being sarcastic as to being fair. Shoulda used a smilie.
This has made me curious, about his first degree,though.Since his masters was in surgery.I didn't know that was considered a Master degree. I thought it was MD land.
Any ways, could he have studied Behavioral psyc, as a major with a minor(?)
in pharmacology, for his first? Do they even do that?
No big deal, just got me think'en.
Anybody? Bueller...

ETA: Cool Med school link!
Actually, I took you as being ironic. I understood what you were trying to get at, I just didn't make any mention of it. My fault . I didn't mean for my rant to come off as being aimed at you; rather, it was aimed at those folks terrible research skills. I just used your comment as a jumping-off point for my didactic soapboxing . I tend to do that alot. Sorry.

Anyway, I have no idea what Zawahiri concentrated on in or prior to med school; I found one reference claiming he concentrated on "paediatrics" (sic) while there, and I don't know how foreign curriculums are structured, so I don't know if that's possible or not. In truth, I think he radicalized early, in his teens (as opposed to others who didn't do so until they were well into college), and from what little I've read on him, I think he studied Qutb and the Koran as much as he's studied anything else. But I'd like to read further. It's a good question as to what he did in school, and that info's gotta be out there somewhere.
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"Mark Robert's [sic] is insane, he has been sent insane by unscrupulous psychiatrists who have got to work on him and exploiting him.

These psychiatrists more than likely work very closely with JREF.

I urge people on this board to ask Mark Robert's about his background and whether he has had a history, or is currently seeing such practitioners. Maybe if he is forced to consider his situation he may break out from the wicked spell he is under. A spell that has done untold damage to this movement." –"prole art threat," on the UK 9/11 forum
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Damn, Gravy... that is one seriously disturbed individual.
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Thus proving just how out tehre those freaks. Slam me for that if you will but what a bunch of whack jobs!
Hey, just relax, I'm not a scientologist, I'm just making fun of them with their stupid claims
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Originally Posted by Roadtoad View Post
Okay, let's cut to the chase. What we need is one truly monolithic, megalomaniacal ueber-conspiracy group to blame it all on...

Yes, 9/11 wasn't the work of a handful of fanatics. It was the fault of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists in their quest to corner the oil-capital-bagel-knish markets, which would make it possible for them to take over the world, and force the rest of us to submit to anal probings by their alien allies, as they create crop circles in faraway corners of the US, which is further evidence that the Illuminati is upset that when Skylab fell to earth, that we missed hitting Cincinnati, which proves the Lunar Landings were a hoax, (because, hell, if we couldn't hit Cinci, how the **** were we supposed to hit the MOON!), which, of course, is the main reason we wound up having to suffer through New Coca Cola, the AMC Pacer, polyester double-knits, and Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, whom, we all know, would have been abducted by those alien allies of the Jewish-banking-Masonic-Trilateralist psychiatrists, except for their continued support of Big Pharma, which, as we all know, are out to control the world because they're a major supporter of the Illuminati, which holds its annual conventions and CosPlay cons at Hilton Hotels around the world, mainly because the Marriotts are all booked through next year by Satanists and other members of the New World Order for their continued discussions on how to take over the world and force us to forsake Paperskater's glasses, Hokulele's legs, and Tricky's... whatever, and mandate that we all wear GOGGLES, dress badly, eat McDonald's cheeseburgers and get fat, and submit to alien anal probing while listening to BARRY MANILOW!

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
I just have one thing to say: mmmm...oil-capital-bagel-knish.
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Old 16th February 2009, 04:54 PM   #38
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But the question is... what is the purpose of the goggles?
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Originally Posted by Jontg View Post
But the question is... what is the purpose of the goggles?
Only the Skepchicks know for sure.
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Old 17th February 2009, 08:42 AM   #40
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Originally Posted by Gravy View Post
"Mark Robert's [sic] is insane, he has been sent insane by unscrupulous psychiatrists who have got to work on him and exploiting him.

These psychiatrists more than likely work very closely with JREF.

I urge people on this board to ask Mark Robert's about his background and whether he has had a history, or is currently seeing such practitioners. Maybe if he is forced to consider his situation he may break out from the wicked spell he is under. A spell that has done untold damage to this movement." –"prole art threat," on the UK 9/11 forum

You meet the nicest people.

There's a legal term you may need in the future: "restraining order." You may want to keep that in mind. Also, "taser."
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