Spam, spam, spam & spam.

I can finally beat the one I had from Gordo Brown.

UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
RESOLUTION PANEL ON PAYMENT
WASHINGTON DC

Dear : Beneficiary......

I wish to use this medium to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Payment of USD$98,000.00 (Ninty eight thousand United State Dollars) from CITI BANK OF NEW YORK has been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you.

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA government has mandated CITI BANK in London to Transfer with other relevant document from the British government and united nations. So you are therefore advice to contact the director and Head Department of CITI BANK London for further instructions on transfer.

Contact: Mr.Williams Johnson
Phone number: +447045700843
EMAIL: funds_telexdesk003@live.com

Explain you received a message from the OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATES for the transfer of your fund. The terms and coditions applied on every transfer should be noted and you are adviced to provide them your direct contact and Banking details to avoid misconceptions.

We are duly sorry for whatever you've gone through for your fund. Thanks for adhering to this instruction.

Best Regards.
MRS. HILLARY CLINTON
SECRETARY OF STATES

notice the errors.

Seriously, can they not get one native english speaker to fix the stupid errors that show it to be a scam?

Must be the same reason why the Japanese can't hire a bilingual speaker to translate instructions.

~~ Paul

Oh HOW on earth could I forget those 980 benjamins! Here I am year after year struggling to make ends meet.... And All I had to do was to ring up old Hilly dear asking for my cash.

Only I don't really remember how I got that , maybe it was that autistic great uncle I never met that gave it to me, or the winnings from the baby contest, maybe mummy forgot to tell me about..... Wait no! It must have been a gift from old Mr Smithers from next door, who always looked funny at me when I played in the sandpit. He called me his little princess and was always happy to buy my sand cakes. I bet this is the payment! That must be it.