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Stundie Finals for 2009

Vote for the best Stundie of 2009

  • December

    Votes: 14 12.0%
  • January

    Votes: 18 15.4%
  • February

    Votes: 10 8.5%
  • March

    Votes: 21 17.9%
  • April

    Votes: 22 18.8%
  • May 1

    Votes: 11 9.4%
  • May 2

    Votes: 29 24.8%
  • June 1

    Votes: 21 17.9%
  • June 2

    Votes: 16 13.7%
  • June 3

    Votes: 11 9.4%
  • July

    Votes: 28 23.9%
  • August

    Votes: 58 49.6%
  • September

    Votes: 9 7.7%
  • October

    Votes: 14 12.0%
  • November

    Votes: 19 16.2%

  • Total voters
    117
  • Poll closed .

Travis

Misanthrope of the Mountains
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Celebrate the end of the Aughts...or is it Aints? The Ohes?

Whatever. :rolleyes:

Here we have all the winners from December of last year through November of this year. This December's winner will be rolled over to next years finals by whatever time traveling robot assassin velociraptor ninja finally defeats me and takes my place. I will presumably retire to Tahiti with a harem of skepchicks who....will.....nitpick.......every........SCREW IT! I'll have Megan Fox with me!


December:
"There is even thermite cord: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Thermite-Carbon_Cord

With cord you can make any shape you want: linear shapes, circle shapes, even star of david shapes!"
*****
January:
"physically, the intercept still took 20 minutes, your time zone **** doesn't mean anything, than you AGAIN playing with words..."
*****
February:
"here's a link to start with, http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/canola.asp" (where the myth status is listed as: False) "The polymer chain in the oil is wrong for us and it blocks the osmosis process in our eyes and that causes pressure to build up mimicking glaucoma over a long period and kills nerves ending in blindness."
*****
March:
"Of course, the nuclear atom is a myth on top of a myth. Atoms themselves do not exist at all. It is a false theory of Pythagoras's students Leucippus which Pythagoras learned from secret sects in India when he visited there in the sixth century BC at the behest of the jews in Babylon to spread the worst heresies of the hindus in the West."
*****
April:
"Sure sign though is: 'give me facts', 'show me proof', 'that is YOUR opinion,'
'not refutable,' 'that's illogical'

You can differentiate between people who wish to remain locked in left brain mode.. 'I NEED LOGIC & REASON' and those who are also in left-mode but are requiring more time & information to digest the *awakening* process.

But gawd.. the shills with their demands for proof, is it just me or does anyone feel like slapping them."
*****
May 1):
"The FDR is added to track systems it is not a part of the plane.
Where might one find an FDR?
It is in the tail of the plane."
*****
May 2):
"If you go up in a helicopter in New York and hover for 4 hours and then come back down to earth you should be in Los Angeles, not New York ( if the Earth were really moving ).
Gravity does not account for the copter still being in New York, it would only account for the copter not falling out of the sky back to Earth.

If Copernicanism can be proven wrong, that the universe is geocentric or geostatic and not heliocentric then
Darwinism will fall, then Marxism will fall and then Freudism will fall. All Satans lies will fall like dominoes one afer the other."
*****
June 1):
"They went there to take pictures of the moon. The cameras weren't designed to take pictures of stars.

Cameras are designed to record light bouncing off objects. Thats what stars do, reflect light."
*****
June 2):
"Man never set foot on the moon. If a Cessna 172 were in space would a spinning propeller have any effect on forward movement, or would the plane not move because of no air molecules?

A rocket may propel on earth, because it pushes against the earth or the air, in outer space, there is no air to push against, rockets are not effective in deep space."
*****
June 3):
"If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun)."
*****
July:
"you guys are so caught up in the way the world is, you distant yourselves from truth and reality."
*****
August:
"I don't understand why the CIT guys have to insist on there being a plane of any kind when all the witnesses testimony support a missile. Apart from the fact that they say it was a plane."
*****
September:
"Sound is carried by convection currents
Heat causes rising convection currents called thermals.
Explosions cause heat, which causes thermals, which are rising convection currents.
Sound from explosions will be carried on rising convection currents.
Sound from explosions rise, not fall.
Got that mattfactsof911?
Dumbass!"
*****
October:
"Based on interactions with "debunkers" online, the most consistent characteristic I have encountered is also Narcissism, with the propensity to use a type of condescension that only comes with the warmth and security of being part of the herd. Of course, I am smarter than most everyone, at least based on intelligence quotient, and I take pride in my ability to brush off those who think I am crazy or stupid for what I know."
*****
November:
"Did you all know that African-Americans descend from African immigrants who arrived in North America during the 16th century after a famine in Africa forced them to find more fertile lands? It's true. Apparently, this nonsense about slavery and the so-called "Civil Rights" movement of the 1960s was a complete sham, orchestrated by a small minority of extremist Afro-Americans bent on world domination.
I'm telling you - I've met with a couple of African Americans who told me all about this. And what they told me just flew in the face of everything I've ever read in history books, etc. Really incredible that there actually never was a single slave in either North or South America."
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So that was the year that was. Have fun voting while I review my robot dinosaur defenses.
 
Had to vote for my own nominee (August), but I loved the May 1, July and September winners too.

Travis: it might be a good idea to add a "Vote for the best Stundie of 2009" link to your sig. ;)
 
I voted for July. Its extreme concentration of stupidity is also timeless.
 
I can't vote. How can any one of those things be stupider than the rest?
 
^I agree.

Personally I'm torn between July and August.

ETA: I voted August.
 
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was between August and November for me, November is straight out whacked, and a great example of willfully forgetting the past, But August, man he debunks himself in 2 lines.

Pure gold
 
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You can multiselect when you are first voting, not after. Not all polls allow for this but this one did.

I feature I include because it just seems wrong to force people to just choose one such nugget.
 
Good year for me with the Stundies. I nominated 3 of these.
 
August out to the lead! It was a gem with the self debunking happening exactly one sentence after the false claim.
 
But compare that to the compactness of July, in which the self debunking is in the same sentence.
 

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