Niagara therapy

I received a flier tucked in with my Sunday newspaper asking "Are you in pain...".Free treatment,no drugs,pills or ointments.Covering such maladies as rheumatic or arthritic pain.Fatigue.Tension.Sciatica.Cramps.There were some great quotes like"Niagara will not cure anything,but it can help the body help itself".It mentioned terms like Cycloid Vibration Therapy,Polymodulation
and Tranquilssage.
For a start I know that there is no such thing as a free ride. I got on the Net and did some digging,reading up on all the information available from this Company,but couldn't find what the product was [initially].
What intrigued me were the claims...Proven to accelerate the healing time of open wounds[it is used directly after surgery in the Taiwan Veteran's Hospital ICU]
It reduces toxic waste build up.
Improves your circulation.
Improves your Lympathic drainage.
Relaxes your muscles.
Improves your nerve-muscle communication.
If you have muscles and blood,then you too can enjoy the proven benefits of Niagara Therapy....{that leaves Bender out of the equation].
After reading all information ,I finally found the product....an electric massage chair ,and a double bed.... costing both my arms and possibly half a leg as well...
Can anyone shed any more light on the claims ???

Sounds great! You should invest in them.

Cheers

AAA
Head of Niagara Therapy Corp

MrBooglemaumau said:

If you have muscles and blood,then you too can enjoy the proven benefits of Niagara Therapy....{that leaves Bender out of the equation].

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Video below. Doesn't look all that therapeutic to me.

There's a really old thread that lasted for 3 posts.

Thought I'd make your thread go to 4.

There are plenty of satisfied victims customers.

Anything that says outright " It doesn't cure anything. ", would get tossed into the circular file pretty quick.

I thought "Niagara" was the new pill they made that contained both Viagra and a diuretic.

lol

I thought it was a reference to the falls; would jumping help with anything? Other than death........

Hey Slimething ..how'd you know I like the 3 Stooges ???..damn, you must be..no..I don't dare say it....