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Just listened to some of his announcement speech.

sorry but I just can't think what to say..........
 
The Fool said:
Just listened to some of his announcement speech.

sorry but I just can't think what to say..........
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There's really nothing to say. His crazy is the kind you really can't outcrazy for the lols. Most you can do is just quote it straight - and then many will not believe he actually said what he actually said and assume you made it up!!!!!!!
 
I started to rage at the radio just hearing the fragments NPR put in the news. That guy is seriously disconnected from reality.
 
This is amazing entertainment... rage is the wrong emotion!!!

Trump said he also has a new competitor in the hotel biz: a group of entrepreneurial terrorists who call themselves the Islamic State.

"Islamic terrorism is eating up large portions of the Middle East," he said. "They've become rich. I'm in competition with them. They just built a hotel in Syria. Can you believe this? They built a hotel."
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This dude is super pissed. They are building hotels now? I'm gonna bomb them so bad!

They took over an old hotel...

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-m...ld-trump/donald-trump-isis-built-hotel-syria/

I'm looking forward to more...
 
If you haven't heard the speech you really don't understand how completely and utterly crazy this guy is.

"I am going to build a great, great wall on our southern border and have Mexico pay for it."
 
Hm.

So did the bigoted failed businessman say anything important during his publicity stunt?
 
Ladewig said:
If you haven't heard the speech you really don't understand how completely and utterly crazy this guy is.

"I am going to build a great, great wall on our southern border and have Mexico pay for it."
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His campaign promise basically amounts to a promise to unilaterally violate NAFTA (and probably some other agreements too). The tariff on Ford trucks from Mexico though is probably a clear violation. I'm not a lawyer or an expert on NAFTA of course, but I probably know more about it than Trump.
 
Joey McGee said:
This is amazing entertainment... rage is the wrong emotion!!!



This dude is super pissed. They are building hotels now? I'm gonna bomb them so bad!

They took over an old hotel...

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-m...ld-trump/donald-trump-isis-built-hotel-syria/

I'm looking forward to more...
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From.that article:
So the Islamic State didn’t build the Ninawa International Hotel; they just occupied it.

Also, it’s not really open for business. According to news reports, the Islamic State is using the hotel’s 262 rooms to house the group’s commanding officers, and they might use it as a wedding venue for the group’s members.
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Hmmm, so we know where a lot of senior ISIS officers are living? Maybe someone should direct a few hellfire missiles in that direction?
 
Will he be the first POTUS with a Tribble living on his head?
 
Robin said:
Will he be the first POTUS with a Tribble living on his head?
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See?! See what Obamacare gets you? All our quadrotriticale is gone!
 
Puppycow said:
Hmmm, so we know where a lot of senior ISIS officers are living? Maybe someone should direct a few hellfire missiles in that direction?
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Yeah, the civillians living there and in the immediate surrounding area be damned! I'm sure they can't hate us more than they already do, right?
 
"The greatest jobs president that God ever created" from the guy who trademarked the phrase "You're fired!"

And don't forget, you can't beat ISIS without air conditioning!

And remember, a few Mexicans are good people, they're not all rapists and murderers.
 
Robin said:
Will he be the first POTUS with a Tribble living on his head?
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Ok , first off, Tribbles are cute.

Second, how the hell is he going to walk across the White House lawn and board the Marine helicopter? I guess he could try to bring back Homburgs.
 
Noztradamus said:
America sucks, it needs a Fuhrer.
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Hah!

If Trump were on the ballot, I'd immediately vote for Hillary Clinton. Or Bernie sanders. Or whoever. This isn't a serious discussion.

I fully remember then President Obama had to produce his extra-special birth certificate, and then this idiot ran to the cameras to congratulate himself.

He's unacceptable.
 
Mumbles said:
I fully remember then President Obama had to produce his extra-special birth certificate, and then this idiot ran to the cameras to congratulate himself.
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And it got really ridiculous when Bill Maher challenged him to the same thing and Trump produced the not-special birth certificate.
 
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And it got really ridiculous when Bill Maher challenged him to the same thing and Trump produced the not-special birth certificate.
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Senator Travers: "Of course, I was born on Earth! What would it take to convince you people?!..."

Bender: "I demand you produce your long-form Earth certificate so I can then claim it's a fake!"
 
Ryokan said:
Yeah, the civillians living there and in the immediate surrounding area be damned! I'm sure they can't hate us more than they already do, right?
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This is why Trump can't give away all of the secrets of his ISIS strategy. If they knew that he was going to send in John McClane to take them out...
 
Psi Baba said:
"The greatest jobs president that God ever created" from the guy who trademarked the phrase "You're fired!"

And don't forget, you can't beat ISIS without air conditioning!

And remember, a few Mexicans are good people, they're not all rapists and murderers.
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Any random ******* that dog created could be the greatest jobs president that dog ever created - since dog does not exist and created nothing due to that minor technical difficulty.:jaw-dropp:jaw-dropp:covereyes:crowded::eye-poppi:boggled::jaw-dropp
 
Anyway, one of the planks of his announced campaign is "bring back jobs from China." I'd like to see how that works. Companies aren't saving a buck or two an hour by building DVD players in China instead of US - the wage difference is an order of magnitude. I don't think he actually believes that can happen, unless he somehow forgot that economics is in effect a heat engine driven by differential value of labor from one place to another. Chinese workmanship has brought us $35 DVD players at Walmart. We won't suddenly accept a $350 DVD player.
 
Jrrarglblarg said:
Anyway, one of the planks of his announced campaign is "bring back jobs from China." I'd like to see how that works. Companies aren't saving a buck or two an hour by building DVD players in China instead of US - the wage difference is an order of magnitude. I don't think he actually believes that can happen, unless he somehow forgot that economics is in effect a heat engine driven by differential value of labor from one place to another. Chinese workmanship has brought us $35 DVD players at Walmart. We won't suddenly accept a $350 DVD player.
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I do believe you may be thinking he's actually serious. :p
 
Jrrarglblarg said:
Anyway, one of the planks of his announced campaign is "bring back jobs from China." I'd like to see how that works. Companies aren't saving a buck or two an hour by building DVD players in China instead of US - the wage difference is an order of magnitude. I don't think he actually believes that can happen, unless he somehow forgot that economics is in effect a heat engine driven by differential value of labor from one place to another. Chinese workmanship has brought us $35 DVD players at Walmart. We won't suddenly accept a $350 DVD player.
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I'm sure his plan is to create lots of jobs, at $1.50 an hour, so we can get those Chinese jobs back.
 
Well, I think he thinks he's serious. Unless he knows his job is to climb out of the clown car and distract the audience while the other clowns set up a gag.

Or another analogy, he's the rodeo clown sent to distract the media bull so the real politicians won't get gored.

I waffle about believing in my own conspiracy theory regarding GOP presidential selection.
 
Jrrarglblarg said:
Well, I think he thinks he's serious. Unless he knows his job is to climb out of the clown car and distract the audience while the other clowns set up a gag.

Or another analogy, he's the rodeo clown sent to distract the media bull so the real politicians won't get gored.

I waffle about believing in my own conspiracy theory regarding GOP presidential selection.
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I'm pretty sure that the reasons Trump is a "candidate for president" are all self-serving, and not at all part of someone else's plans.

And until he actually files papers with the FEC, he's no candidate. Watch this site to see when his name appears. Only then will I believe he's running.

Any news interview of this faux-candidate that doesn't include the question, "on what date are you filing papers," is a useless interview.
 
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hgc said:
I'm pretty sure that the reasons Trump is a "candidate for president" are all self-serving, and not at all part of someone else's plans.

And until he actually files papers with the FEC, he's no candidate. Watch this site to see when his name appears. Only then will I believe he's running.

Any news interview of this faux-candidate that doesn't include the question, "on what date are you filing papers," is a useless interview.
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Ah, that makes sense. Can't wait for the litany of excuses as to why he hasn't filed yet.
 
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