Church of Free Fall credo leaked

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Good news for duhbunkies and other true believers: The Church of Free Fall is in the process of getting registered as a legal religious order, having come to the conclusion that this would be the next logical step demanded by realpolitik at a point where rational critique has become obsolete. The credo was leaked on the 15th anniversary by an expert the group consulted and is now available in English ending with the timeless words:

Church of Free Fall said:
Let us therefore pray:

Our 9/11

Thou camest from out of the blue sky

Hallowed be thy name

Thy GWOT* has come

Whose will be done

With drones in the heavens

As it is with wars on Earth.

Give us this day our daily budgets

(the fall of the Soviet Union had put those very much in question, after all)

And never forgive a terrorist

As thy GWOT* just keeps on

Creating new ones daily

And lead us not into temptation

To deliver ourselves from the evils of a war

Without end and without an end,

For thine is the imperial kingdom

And the military power

And “Full Spectrum Dominance”

For ever

Amen.

*Great War On Terror
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Childlike Empress said:
Good news for duhbunkies and other true believers: The Church of Free Fall is in the process of getting registered as a legal religious order, having come to the conclusion that this would be the next logical step demanded by realpolitik at a point where rational critique has become obsolete. The credo was leaked on the 15th anniversary by an expert the group consulted and is now available in English ending with the timeless words:
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Funny, because Freefall is a Truther religious creed.

ETA: Als0 Als0 funny, because in this forum I had a thread showing how freefall is not evidence for controlled demolition, and no Truther could come up with a valid counter to that claim. Would you be the first, CE, or just keep posting jokes to yourself?
 
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911 truth failure continues after 15 years

Overwhelming ignorance inspires insane claims, or is it insanity inspires idiotic claims.
We believe
That two airplanes are able to
Bring down three skyscrapers
The first time ever in the history of construction
That steel framed skyscrapers became
Pulverized by burgeoning fires alone,
While a plastic-and-paper passport
Is able to survive the inferno unscathed. http://www.broeckers.com/2016/09/14/our-911/
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Idiots unable to figure out 9/11 after 15 years of BS like this.

CIT has competition for dumbest truthers.
 
theprestige said:
West Asia. And we kind of always have, if you think about it.
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For sure. A newspaper headline from Byzantium would probably seem very similar to todays western headlines detailing some atrocity committed by a middle east nation or group. I know they had paper because of TTTWNE....newspapers though, not so much.
 
Church of Free Fall


The free falls occurred after Mr. Reality and Mr. Evidence entered the church and kicked the chairs-of-denial from beneath the congregation of-9/11 conspiracy theories.
 
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HotRodDeluxe said:
9/11 truth finally comes 'out' as a religious cult. Big deal.
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It is certainly not news. It has always been a "Faith Based" creed. The acceptance of "Faith Based" anti-reasoning should not be unexpected in the USA where many (over 40%) accept the concept of "Young Earth Creationism".

Without even considering the merits of Young Earth Creationism the killer for 9/11 truth must be that the suporters of 9/11 truth are an order of magnitude LESS than YEC supporters. In what should be the most fertile "Western" country for the adoption of faith based creeds about conspiracies.
 
LSSBB said:
Funny, because Freefall is a Truther religious creed.

ETA: Als0 Als0 funny, because in this forum I had a thread showing how freefall is not evidence for controlled demolition, and no Truther could come up with a valid counter to that claim. Would you be the first, CE, or just keep posting jokes to yourself?
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I pointed out years ago that the Southwark Towers, which Steven Jones highlighted as a classic case of controlled demolition in his Why Indeed Did the WTC Buildings Collapse paper, did not come down in the time that free fall acceleration would indicate.
 
Copying over from this thread as I'm really sick of reading this "good old" cultish nonsense:

Brainster said:
Yes, but did it come down at freefall speed?
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DGM said:
I'm almost afraid to ask. How fast is that, anyways? :D
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Childlike Empress said:
You shouldn't need to ask if you're older than like twälf, but hey, they say there aren't stupid questions.

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LSSBB said:
Wrong. Freefall is an acceleration, not a velocity.
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Childlike Empress said:
Freefall is a phenomenon caused by gravity. Your acceleration here is g. Do the math. v is the speed with which the mess hits the ground. If you want the time it takes, go look up how to solve for t. h is the height of your horse.

One of the stoopitest pantomime debunking distractions ever.
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Childlike Empress said:
To drive this home to even the twälf years old among the readers: h is the height of the towers in the argument about how they came down. As h is known, there never has been anything wrong with talking about "free fall speed". You just expect people to be able to solve an equation taught to twälf years old, or better you don't insult people's intelligence by pretending that they don't know that g is a constant (depending on where you are) if you are intending to engage in civilized debate.

That is the quality of 9/11 "debunking", good for a free fall joke in the clubhouse 15 years later. Congratulations.
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Childlike Empress said:
Thought I'd start a twitter poll about the nature of free fall. Feel free to chime in.
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Poll doesn't matter. It's basic physics. Are you polling physicists? I have a dual Bachelors of Science in Physics and Astrophysics, by the way.

ETA: Your poll is invalid. It's a matter of acceleration AND gravity. You list them as separate choices.
 
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LSSBB said:
Poll doesn't matter. It's basic physics. Are you polling physicists? I have a dual Bachelors of Science in Physics and Astrophysics, by the way.

ETA: Your poll is invalid. It's a matter of acceleration AND gravity. You list them as separate choices.
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You aren't even fooling twälf years olds. If I were you I would think hard about what it means that you parroted that "known" debunkism standard for all these years, just to be ... well, feel free to follow me on twitter, more learning exercises await.
 
Childlike Empress said:
Thought I'd start a twitter poll about the nature of free fall. Feel free to chime in.
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Why not? Gavin Newsom solicits survey answers from his email supporter list and only requires a minimum $5.00 donation to complete the survey - you're slacking off, you need to find a way to monetize your advocacy issue.

It's worked for Gage and others, why are you so far behind the curve?
 
Childlike Empress said:
You aren't even fooling twälf years olds. If I were you I would think hard about what it means that you parroted that "known" debunkism standard for all these years, just to be ... well, feel free to follow me on twitter, more learning exercises await.
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You go ahead and learn from Twitter with a malformed poll. I learned from teachers and professors, who tested my understanding. Guess I'm just old fashioned that way.
 
LSSBB said:
You go ahead and learn from Twitter with a malformed poll. I learned from teachers and professors, who tested my understanding. Guess I'm just old fashioned that way.
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What possible value is a text book and formal education when you can simply ask random folks what the believe and proceed according to their opinions?
 
BStrong said:
What possible value is a text book and formal education when you can simply ask random folks what the believe and proceed according to their opinions?
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What possible value is maintaining an echo chamber view of "gotcha" as an epic win misrepresenting basic arguments if your group is so much winning? :D
 
Axxman300 said:
#7 took almost 20 minutes to come down. That's why no rescue personnel were killed, it gave enough warning to allow everyone to get clear.

The video just shows the final plunge. How people continue to think there's a mystery here baffles me.
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Twenty "minutes"? Are you sure about that? I think it took almost twenty years to fall.
 
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