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World to end next week (Sept 23, 2017)

Spindrift

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Spindrift said:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/a/37118746/the-world-may-an-end-sooner-than-you-expect-predictions-say/

Numerologists have re-calculated, yet again using the usual sources, Bible, Bible code, date markers in the Pyramids so we can be sure this time they are correct.

Oh did I forget to mention that it's Planet X that is going to collide with Earth.

It's a Saturday, so I will sleep in. I figure dying in my sleep is the way to go.
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What again? Is this the 1,142,567 declaration of the end of the world?
 
Spindrift said:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/a/37118746/the-world-may-an-end-sooner-than-you-expect-predictions-say/

Numerologists have re-calculated, yet again using the usual sources, Bible, Bible code, date markers in the Pyramids so we can be sure this time they are correct.

Oh did I forget to mention that it's Planet X that is going to collide with Earth.

It's a Saturday, so I will sleep in. I figure dying in my sleep is the way to go.
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Impossible! The world ended in 2012, but for some reason nobody noticed.
 
Hans said:
What again? Is this the 1,142,567 declaration of the end of the world?
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I'm not sure why anybody bothers predicting the end of the world. If you're wrong, you just look stupid; if you're right, nobody will be around to notice.

The only thing dumber than predicting the end of the world is betting on it. If you win the bet, how do you collect?
 
Spindrift said:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/a/37118746/the-world-may-an-end-sooner-than-you-expect-predictions-say/

Numerologists have re-calculated, yet again using the usual sources, Bible, Bible code, date markers in the Pyramids so we can be sure this time they are correct.

Oh did I forget to mention that it's Planet X that is going to collide with Earth.

It's a Saturday, so I will sleep in. I figure dying in my sleep is the way to go.
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No, no. It has to last until Jan. 2020, otherwise I won't see the end of Game of Thrones, the new Star Wars trilogy and Infinity War.
 
Spindrift said:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/a/37118746/the-world-may-an-end-sooner-than-you-expect-predictions-say/

Numerologists have re-calculated, yet again using the usual sources, Bible, Bible code, date markers in the Pyramids so we can be sure this time they are correct.

Oh did I forget to mention that it's Planet X that is going to collide with Earth.

It's a Saturday, so I will sleep in. I figure dying in my sleep is the way to go.
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Isn't that when Fascist Speech Week starts at Berkeley? When Nazis like Ben Shapiro are going to be assaulting us with ideas and words? Anne Coulter, Adolf Hitler, and even Steve Bannon will be allowed to spread their vile political philosophy to impressionable young minds? Laugh now, but this IS the end of the world!!!
 
That's a bit annoying, my cleaner comes on Mondays. I didn't want to face the apocalypse with an unmopped kitchen floor, so I might have to ask her to pop in on Friday.
 
CORed said:
I'm not sure why anybody bothers predicting the end of the world. If you're wrong, you just look stupid; if you're right, nobody will be around to notice.

The only thing dumber than predicting the end of the world is betting on it. If you win the bet, how do you collect?
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Usually if you bet on it, it's because you bet it _won't_ end.
 
Argumemnon said:
Usually if you bet on it, it's because you bet it _won't_ end.
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Yeah but bets aren't bets if there's nobody taking the other position. So if you're betting it won't end, someone else - at least one person - has to be betting that it will.
 
CORed said:
I'm not sure why anybody bothers predicting the end of the world. If you're wrong, you just look stupid; if you're right, nobody will be around to notice.

The only thing dumber than predicting the end of the world is betting on it. If you win the bet, how do you collect?
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I suggested to a fellow who use to do this all the time to just claim that the world would end tomorrow, always, someday he would be right.
 
Just like the Tribulationists and others of their ilk, ask these people to sign over all their worldly possessions to you, effective on the day after they say the world ends. If they won't do it, then it's obvious it's a scam. If they will, you get their stuff!
 
CORed said:
I'm not sure why anybody bothers predicting the end of the world. If you're wrong, you just look stupid; if you're right, nobody will be around to notice.
The only thing dumber than predicting the end of the world is betting on it. If you win the bet, how do you collect?
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The bookies become part of The Rapture?
 
Spindrift said:
It's a Saturday, so I will sleep in. I figure dying in my sleep is the way to go.
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Okay, but do we know what time it is supposed to end? Because I've got a ticket for an online poker tournament that day, but it starts at 9AM, so if the apocalypse holds off long enough for me to win that, I can go out on a high note. Otherwise, yes, maybe I'll just stay in bed.




CORed said:
I'm not sure why anybody bothers predicting the end of the world. If you're wrong, you just look stupid; if you're right, nobody will be around to notice.
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Two Words: Getting Laid.
 
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