Who would win a fist fight between Donald Trump and Joe Biden?

Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
 
The Big Dog said:
Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
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Phew, glad you caught your embarrassing mistake before anyone needed to correct you.
 
You know how Trump thinks a person has so much energy that you die after you use it all up? This is what he has been saving it for.
 
Dr. Keith said:
But only one is acting like a child as President. Respect the office.
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I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
 
theprestige said:
I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
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People in Germany talked that way in 1932 about you know who.
On second thought, a great many republicans would vote for Hitler if he had an R after his name on the ballot.
 
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theprestige said:
I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
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From that, we get this:

dudalb said:
People in Germany talked that way in 1932 about you know who.
On second thought, a great many republicans would vote for Hitler if he had an R after his name on the ballot.
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Sure they did.

What Germans really think about those Hitler-Trump comparisons
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Long article, but in conclusion:
According to Schubert, comparing the economic and political realities in the United States with those in Germany's Weimar Republic that enabled Hitler to take over power leads nowhere.
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Because there is little comparison to 1932 Germany, and because it is insulting. If someone called me a Nazi or Hitler lover I'd equate that with the N-word. I can't think of a greater insult than being compared to those who murdered millions of people.

Although his colleague Weber would not necessarily agree with Schubert's assertion that there are no similarities at all, Weber thinks that such broader comparisons can have a dangerous effect.

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“The danger also is that people will rally to defend the people who unfairly have been compared to Hitler and feel sorry for them, rather than to figure out what’s wrong with them.”
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Accusing people of wanting to vote for Hitler is an insult you can casually toss around, but it hurts any argument and will pretty much halt discussion.
 
The Big Dog said:
Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
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Yea, Considering his son just died, I get it.
 
Donald Trump: 71, 6'3", 239 lbs
From New York, light hands
Armspan = ?, Forearm diameter = ?; Little exercise and sleep; fast food

Joe Biden: 75, 6'0", 180 lbs
From Delaware, medium hands,
Armspan = ?, Forearm diameter = ?
Diet = ?,

I'd say Trump has the advantage mostly due to size. Will that be enough and will the chronic bad diet and lack of sleep affect his performance?
Obesity also has the effect of taking the wind out of you though.

ETA: is this thread serious enough
 
The Big Dog said:
Wow, I had no idea Uncle Joe was such a bad ass, particularly when he put up a valiant fight for the nomination and ran against Trump in 2016.

Oh wait, that didn't happen.
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Why would he have put up any fight for a nomination he never sought in the first place? So, tell me...is there anything Trump could do that you wouldn't defend? Anything?

acbytesla said:
Yea, Considering his son just died, I get it.
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Not only losing a son, but losing yet another child after having lost his wife and daughter in a car accident.
 
Trump would claim to be the winner, even as he was regaining consciousness lying on the canvas nursing a black eye, fat lip, thick ears and a bloody nose. Then he would try to fire the referee for not giving him the win. And the GOP would give it to him.

All very edifying. I think Joe was just joshing around.
 
Norman Alexander said:
Trump would claim to be the winner, even as he was regaining consciousness lying on the canvas nursing a black eye, fat lip, thick ears and a bloody nose. Then he would try to fire the referee for not giving him the win. And the GOP would give it to him.

All very edifying. I think Joe was just joshing around.
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No, it would be the deep state, they turned Joe Biden into robocop for the fight.
 
theprestige said:
I didn't vote for Trump because I wanted him to respect the office. It'd be nice if he did, but nobody's perfect. I'm confident the institution of the American Presidency will survive a few years of disrespectful behavior from Donald Trump. It's certainly survived disrespectful presidents before.
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I'm reminded of Osgood at the end of Some Like It Hot. Grasping at straws like that is not a good look unless you're in a Billy Wilder comedy.

Oh, and Joe Biden would win because Trump would pee his pants and run away.
 
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