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MKB Therapy: an opportunity!

Mojo

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I have rediscovered a major complementary treatment modality which has yet to be developed for the modern health market: MKB Therapy. I believe it has all the hallmarks of a successful alternative therapy.

  • MKB Therapy has been used since ancient times
  • MKB Therapy’s use is widespread over many different cultures
  • Historically, the majority of its practitioners have been female
  • MKB Therapy uses no harsh and harmful drugs
  • MKB Therapy requires no complicated and expensive equipment
  • MKB Therapy is completely natural
  • MKB Therapy has no side-effects
  • Cures can be seen to be almost instantaneous, and the effect on the patient is often observable in the most dramatic and obvious manner
  • MKB Therapy can't be just placebo as it works on very small children and babies

In recent tests carried out by my next-door neighbour, it was found to be effective in 100% of subjects.

With a little work to give MKB Therapy a sound scientific-sounding foundation, we could be looking at a whole new alternative therapy modality. It just needs a modest amount of investment so that the necessary research and development work can be carried out.

Get in on the ground floor of a major new alternative health phenomenon.

Mummy'll Kiss it Better Therapy could be the next big thing!
 
You could be right!

I had a recent conversation with a lady who was convinced that homeopathy worked because she has seen homeopathic arnica quiet a crying child after a fall in just a few minutes.

But I'm not sure about the arnica as I have a sneaky suspicion that she was using MKB therapy as well. It works :D
 
It certainly does! Obviously at this early stage I can't go into too much detail, but the therapy involves the practitioner gently tapping certain carefully chosen acubouchure points on the patient's body with their lips, while reciting certain words.

Is it eligible for the challenge, do you think?
 
Great this MKB

I have rediscovered a major complementary treatment modality which has yet to be developed for the modern health market: MKB Therapy. I believe it has all the hallmarks of a successful alternative therapy.

  • MKB Therapy has been used since ancient times
  • MKB Therapy’s use is widespread over many different cultures
  • Historically, the majority of its practitioners have been female
  • MKB Therapy uses no harsh and harmful drugs
  • MKB Therapy requires no complicated and expensive equipment
  • MKB Therapy is completely natural
  • MKB Therapy has no side-effects
  • Cures can be seen to be almost instantaneous, and the effect on the patient is often observable in the most dramatic and obvious manner
  • MKB Therapy can't be just placebo as it works on very small children and babies

In recent tests carried out by my next-door neighbour, it was found to be effective in 100% of subjects.

With a little work to give MKB Therapy a sound scientific-sounding foundation, we could be looking at a whole new alternative therapy modality. It just needs a modest amount of investment so that the necessary research and development work can be carried out.

Get in on the ground floor of a major new alternative health phenomenon.

Mummy'll Kiss it Better Therapy could be the next big thing!

And with all these benefits you want to dismiss it? :) Be serious, if you havent tried EFT you can't knock it, you can only knock the presumably unscientific affermations made by flaky new-agey people with low IQ and no formal backround in scientific observation, IMHO
 

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