"Ho! Ho! WTF?"

Gravy · 24th December 2006, 06:12 AM

Assuming that Sanity Claus doesn't bypass our troofer friends because they've been naughty, what would you like to see His Jolly Rotundity leave under the tree or in the stocking for them?

I wish them each a copy of Debunking 9/11 Myths.

I'll be at the Silverstein's eating Chinese.

uk_dave · 24th December 2006, 06:17 AM

A dickshunary so they can write proper like what I do.

The Doc · 24th December 2006, 06:24 AM

If I could - A copy of "Screw 9/11 Mysteries". A little beyond my reach now though lol.

So I'd say a copy of the "NIST Report For Dummies" if it exists

tmskeptic · 24th December 2006, 06:40 AM

A visit by a Truant Officer.

Architect · 24th December 2006, 06:41 AM

Jenga

troy in wv · 24th December 2006, 07:00 AM

berkey water laced with cyanide

Foolmewunz · 24th December 2006, 07:15 AM

A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.)

kookbreaker · 24th December 2006, 07:22 AM

A sense of humor, a sense of tact, and a sense of humanity.

StoneWT · 24th December 2006, 08:37 AM

A Christmas dinner with Debra Burlingame.

Crazy Chainsaw · 24th December 2006, 08:46 AM

A brain that actually works, they can have any of the gifts above but without critical thinking skills the rest are useless. Except possibly, the

Quote:

berkey water laced with cyanide

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Mashuna · 24th December 2006, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Architect

Jenga

and an airfix model aeroplane kit.

T.A.M. · 24th December 2006, 08:51 AM

The Ingredients for "Rationality":

A cup of Logic
2 Tablespoons of Common Sense
A Teaspoon of Civility
A Pinch of Maturity
3 cups of JREF "Paranoia Detoxifier"

Mix in a bowl and eat in one serving.

Happy Holidays

TAM

The Almond · 24th December 2006, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Architect

Jenga

With a copy of my Statics textbook.

Kiwiwriter · 24th December 2006, 09:18 AM

A visit to their homes by New York firefighters, to grill them on their allegations.

Crungy · 24th December 2006, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Foolmewunz

A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.)

ConspiRaider · 24th December 2006, 10:32 AM

An authentic certificate showing there is a Space Beam Weapon named after them.

You know, exactly like that Name A Star After Someone Registry - only different.

Polaris · 24th December 2006, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Mashuna

and an airfix model aeroplane kit.

Hopefully of United 93.

A W Smith · 24th December 2006, 12:59 PM

Math and physics text books

JamesB · 24th December 2006, 01:00 PM

How about a book on the scientific method.

Mobyseven · 24th December 2006, 01:03 PM

A copy of "Loose Change: Circumsized Beyond Belief"...

Arkan_Wolfshade · 24th December 2006, 01:04 PM

A copy of Michael Shermer's Why People Believe Weird Things

60hzxtl · 24th December 2006, 01:08 PM

You guys are wishing them too many books. Book don't read themselves.

CTer's don't read. They just watch videos.

JamesB · 24th December 2006, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Arkan_Wolfshade

A copy of Michael Shermer's [i]Why People Believe Weird Things[/b]

I actually just finished reading that a couple of days ago. It seemed appropriate.

firecoins · 24th December 2006, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Foolmewunz

A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.)

I need one of those. Both girlfriend and the life.

JamesB · 24th December 2006, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by firecoins

I need one of those. Both girlfriend and the life.

Me too, although the wife might get a little mad.

Loss Leader · 24th December 2006, 01:30 PM

Chicken wire, cinderblocks, newspaper, kerosene, video camera.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Architect · 24th December 2006, 01:31 PM

You know, I really hope they get a good smack of reality for Xmas......

SimonD · 24th December 2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Architect

Jenga

That's about the funiest thing I've read since I've been on this forum

Brainster · 24th December 2006, 02:49 PM

A high school diploma.

Quad4_72 · 24th December 2006, 02:56 PM

How about a list of all the people that died on 9/11. This list is too include not only the people who died in the towers, but also everyone who was on flight 93 and the flight that hit the Pentagon. I think CTs forget that people died on 9/11. Oh and for good measure, how about phone numbers to the families of the people who were on the flights that hit the Pentagon and Flight 93. I am sure that the families would love to hear that their loved ones never existed.

The Pig · 24th December 2006, 03:08 PM

http://www.anotherurl.com/Events/chr...02/default.htm

The cat alone couldn't have caused the collapse. I suspect the explosives were planted during the power-down of the fairy lights.

Unfit4Command · 24th December 2006, 03:33 PM

A miniature Gravy to debunk everything they say, he would have to have his normal Jedi powers of course to protect himself.

Or just a copy of Debunking 9/11 Myths.

Bell · 24th December 2006, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by Quad4_72

How about a list of all the people that died on 9/11. This list is too include not only the people who died in the towers, but also everyone who was on flight 93 and the flight that hit the Pentagon. I think CTs forget that people died on 9/11. Oh and for good measure, how about phone numbers to the families of the people who were on the flights that hit the Pentagon and Flight 93. I am sure that the families would love to hear that their loved ones never existed.

Collection of photographs of those killed (except for 92 victims) on September 11, 2001.

apathoid · 24th December 2006, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by Gravy

Assuming that Sanity Claus doesn't bypass our troofer friends because they've been naughty, what would you like to see His Jolly Rotundity leave under the tree or in the stocking for them?

A life.

fuelair · 24th December 2006, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Architect

You know, I really hope they get a good smack of reality for Xmas......

Or just a good smack.

And, for the worst an overdose of smack (take as needed).

Quad4_72 · 24th December 2006, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Bell

Collection of photographs of those killed (except for 92 victims) on September 11, 2001.

Yes, that would probably be the best thing you could possibly put under the Christmas tree of a CT.

LashL · 24th December 2006, 07:19 PM

Lithium, thorazine, dopamine, clozapine, risperidone, well, you get the idea.

Zygar · 24th December 2006, 08:01 PM

A Mythbusters DVD. That way they can learn the scientific method from videos while developing an unhealthy obsession with Kari.

PerryLogan · 24th December 2006, 08:22 PM

A government job.
A big box of blurry video clips.
A chrome-plated bullhorn.

Crungy · 24th December 2006, 08:41 PM

A big ole ripe banana for the one they call "Bermas".

24th December 2006, 06:12 AM	#1
Gravy Downsitting Citizen Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,078	"Ho! Ho! WTF?" Assuming that Sanity Claus doesn't bypass our troofer friends because they've been naughty, what would you like to see His Jolly Rotundity leave under the tree or in the stocking for them? I wish them each a copy of Debunking 9/11 Myths. I'll be at the Silverstein's eating Chinese.
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24th December 2006, 06:17 AM	#2
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24th December 2006, 06:40 AM	#4
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24th December 2006, 06:24 AM	#3
The Doc Curing Stupidity Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,158	If I could - A copy of "Screw 9/11 Mysteries". A little beyond my reach now though lol. So I'd say a copy of the "NIST Report For Dummies" if it exists

24th December 2006, 07:15 AM	#7
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24th December 2006, 08:37 AM	#9
StoneWT Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 401	A Christmas dinner with Debra Burlingame.
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24th December 2006, 08:46 AM	#10
Crazy Chainsaw Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 7,337	A brain that actually works, they can have any of the gifts above but without critical thinking skills the rest are useless. Except possibly, the Quote: berkey water laced with cyanide .

24th December 2006, 08:48 AM	#11
Mashuna Ovis ex Machina Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sir Ddinbych Posts: 6,984	Originally Posted by Architect Jenga and an airfix model aeroplane kit.

24th December 2006, 08:51 AM	#12
T.A.M. Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 20,795	The Ingredients for "Rationality": A cup of Logic 2 Tablespoons of Common Sense A Teaspoon of Civility A Pinch of Maturity 3 cups of JREF "Paranoia Detoxifier" Mix in a bowl and eat in one serving. Happy Holidays TAM

24th December 2006, 08:56 AM	#13
The Almond Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,015	Originally Posted by Architect Jenga With a copy of my Statics textbook.
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Kiwiwriter Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,108	My gift... A visit to their homes by New York firefighters, to grill them on their allegations.

24th December 2006, 09:20 AM	#15
Crungy Critical Thinker Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 449	Originally Posted by Foolmewunz A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.)
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24th December 2006, 10:32 AM	#16
ConspiRaider Writer of Nothingnesses Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 11,156	An authentic certificate showing there is a Space Beam Weapon named after them. You know, exactly like that Name A Star After Someone Registry - only different.

24th December 2006, 10:33 AM	#17
Polaris Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11,396	Originally Posted by Mashuna and an airfix model aeroplane kit. Hopefully of United 93.
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24th December 2006, 12:59 PM	#18
A W Smith Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Central New Jersey Posts: 7,032	Math and physics text books

24th December 2006, 01:00 PM	#19
JamesB Master Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,152	How about a book on the scientific method.
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Mobyseven Philosopher Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,671	A copy of "Loose Change: Circumsized Beyond Belief"...
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Arkan_Wolfshade Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,154	A copy of Michael Shermer's Why People Believe Weird Things
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24th December 2006, 01:08 PM	#22
60hzxtl Muse Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 697	You guys are wishing them too many books. Book don't read themselves. CTer's don't read. They just watch videos.
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24th December 2006, 01:11 PM	#23
JamesB Master Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,152	Originally Posted by Arkan_Wolfshade A copy of Michael Shermer's [i]Why People Believe Weird Things[/b] I actually just finished reading that a couple of days ago. It seemed appropriate.
JamesB Master Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,152	__________________ I said lots of things in NPH that I would not say today and that I did not repeat in NPHR, where I specifically corrected at least some of the errors I had made in that earlier book, written 5 years ago. -David Ray Griffin-

24th December 2006, 01:25 PM	#24
firecoins Illuminator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York Posts: 3,206	Originally Posted by Foolmewunz A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.) I need one of those. Both girlfriend and the life.

24th December 2006, 01:26 PM	#25
JamesB Master Poster Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,152	Originally Posted by firecoins I need one of those. Both girlfriend and the life. Me too, although the wife might get a little mad.
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24th December 2006, 01:39 PM	#28
SimonD Rouge Element Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,092	Originally Posted by Architect Jenga That's about the funiest thing I've read since I've been on this forum
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24th December 2006, 02:56 PM	#30
Quad4_72 AI-EE-YAH! Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,354	How about a list of all the people that died on 9/11. This list is too include not only the people who died in the towers, but also everyone who was on flight 93 and the flight that hit the Pentagon. I think CTs forget that people died on 9/11. Oh and for good measure, how about phone numbers to the families of the people who were on the flights that hit the Pentagon and Flight 93. I am sure that the families would love to hear that their loved ones never existed.
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24th December 2006, 03:08 PM	#31
The Pig Thinker Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 171	http://www.anotherurl.com/Events/chr...02/default.htm The cat alone couldn't have caused the collapse. I suspect the explosives were planted during the power-down of the fairy lights.
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24th December 2006, 03:33 PM	#32
Unfit4Command Muse Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 730	A miniature Gravy to debunk everything they say, he would have to have his normal Jedi powers of course to protect himself. Or just a copy of Debunking 9/11 Myths.
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24th December 2006, 03:41 PM	#33
Bell Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 21,050	Originally Posted by Quad4_72 How about a list of all the people that died on 9/11. This list is too include not only the people who died in the towers, but also everyone who was on flight 93 and the flight that hit the Pentagon. I think CTs forget that people died on 9/11. Oh and for good measure, how about phone numbers to the families of the people who were on the flights that hit the Pentagon and Flight 93. I am sure that the families would love to hear that their loved ones never existed. Collection of photographs of those killed (except for 92 victims) on September 11, 2001.

24th December 2006, 03:43 PM	#34
apathoid Guest Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,918	Originally Posted by Gravy Assuming that Sanity Claus doesn't bypass our troofer friends because they've been naughty, what would you like to see His Jolly Rotundity leave under the tree or in the stocking for them? A life.
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24th December 2006, 04:03 PM	#35
fuelair Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58,581	Originally Posted by Architect You know, I really hope they get a good smack of reality for Xmas...... Or just a good smack. And, for the worst an overdose of smack (take as needed).
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