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Old 24th December 2006, 06:12 AM   #1
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"Ho! Ho! WTF?"

Assuming that Sanity Claus doesn't bypass our troofer friends because they've been naughty, what would you like to see His Jolly Rotundity leave under the tree or in the stocking for them?

I wish them each a copy of Debunking 9/11 Myths.




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Old 24th December 2006, 06:17 AM   #2
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Old 24th December 2006, 06:24 AM   #3
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If I could - A copy of "Screw 9/11 Mysteries". A little beyond my reach now though lol.

So I'd say a copy of the "NIST Report For Dummies" if it exists
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Old 24th December 2006, 06:40 AM   #4
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Old 24th December 2006, 06:41 AM   #5
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Old 24th December 2006, 07:00 AM   #6
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berkey water laced with cyanide
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Old 24th December 2006, 07:15 AM   #7
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Old 24th December 2006, 08:37 AM   #9
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Old 24th December 2006, 08:46 AM   #10
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Old 24th December 2006, 08:48 AM   #11
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and an airfix model aeroplane kit.
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Old 24th December 2006, 08:51 AM   #12
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Old 24th December 2006, 08:56 AM   #13
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Jenga
With a copy of my Statics textbook.
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Old 24th December 2006, 09:18 AM   #14
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Old 24th December 2006, 09:20 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by Foolmewunz View Post
A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.)

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Old 24th December 2006, 10:32 AM   #16
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You know, exactly like that Name A Star After Someone Registry - only different.
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Old 24th December 2006, 10:33 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Mashuna View Post
and an airfix model aeroplane kit.
Hopefully of United 93.
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Old 24th December 2006, 12:59 PM   #18
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Math and physics text books
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:00 PM   #19
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How about a book on the scientific method.
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:03 PM   #20
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A copy of "Loose Change: Circumsized Beyond Belief"...
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:04 PM   #21
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A copy of Michael Shermer's Why People Believe Weird Things

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Old 24th December 2006, 01:08 PM   #22
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You guys are wishing them too many books. Book don't read themselves.

CTer's don't read. They just watch videos.
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:11 PM   #23
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Originally Posted by Arkan_Wolfshade View Post
A copy of Michael Shermer's [i]Why People Believe Weird Things[/b]
I actually just finished reading that a couple of days ago. It seemed appropriate.
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:25 PM   #24
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A real live girlfriend. (If these little boys had a life, they'd all disappear in a heartbeat.)
I need one of those. Both girlfriend and the life.
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:26 PM   #25
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I need one of those. Both girlfriend and the life.
Me too, although the wife might get a little mad.
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:30 PM   #26
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:31 PM   #27
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You know, I really hope they get a good smack of reality for Xmas......
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Old 24th December 2006, 01:39 PM   #28
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Jenga


That's about the funiest thing I've read since I've been on this forum
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Old 24th December 2006, 02:56 PM   #30
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How about a list of all the people that died on 9/11. This list is too include not only the people who died in the towers, but also everyone who was on flight 93 and the flight that hit the Pentagon. I think CTs forget that people died on 9/11. Oh and for good measure, how about phone numbers to the families of the people who were on the flights that hit the Pentagon and Flight 93. I am sure that the families would love to hear that their loved ones never existed.
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Old 24th December 2006, 03:08 PM   #31
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http://www.anotherurl.com/Events/chr...02/default.htm

The cat alone couldn't have caused the collapse. I suspect the explosives were planted during the power-down of the fairy lights.
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Old 24th December 2006, 03:33 PM   #32
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A miniature Gravy to debunk everything they say, he would have to have his normal Jedi powers of course to protect himself.

Or just a copy of Debunking 9/11 Myths.

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How about a list of all the people that died on 9/11. This list is too include not only the people who died in the towers, but also everyone who was on flight 93 and the flight that hit the Pentagon. I think CTs forget that people died on 9/11. Oh and for good measure, how about phone numbers to the families of the people who were on the flights that hit the Pentagon and Flight 93. I am sure that the families would love to hear that their loved ones never existed.
Collection of photographs of those killed (except for 92 victims) on September 11, 2001.
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Old 24th December 2006, 03:43 PM   #34
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Assuming that Sanity Claus doesn't bypass our troofer friends because they've been naughty, what would you like to see His Jolly Rotundity leave under the tree or in the stocking for them?
A life.
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Old 24th December 2006, 04:03 PM   #35
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You know, I really hope they get a good smack of reality for Xmas......
Or just a good smack.

And, for the worst an overdose of smack (take as needed).
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Yes, that would probably be the best thing you could possibly put under the Christmas tree of a CT.
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A Mythbusters DVD. That way they can learn the scientific method from videos while developing an unhealthy obsession with Kari.
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A big box of blurry video clips.
A chrome-plated bullhorn.
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