Jesus created Sex

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Seeing this board has sexual topics on it, allow me to suggest to true seekers and true skeptics that Jesus created sex.

I should be able to post this on the Science Board as creation is easy to show by creation itself, but let me post it HERE...as evolutionists control that board and it would be just moved here anyway.

Once you realize that Jesus himself created sex, then your whole attitude
about the most pleasurable experience in life should change. For it is not evil
but good. Sex didn’t come about by accident or evolutionary mutationsbut by
design. Evolution didn’t create sex, nor did the Devil who tries to take the credit
for it, but theKing of Kings, Jesus created Sex.

He is the Creator, who did you think was ? SEE
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[SIZE=-1]Jesus is the Creator[/SIZE][SIZE=-1].[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] He and the Father and the Eternal Spirit are One and the same. And He as, He said has been around from the beginning when He created all things.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.
John 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
John 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us
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Who dwelt among us and was the Living WORD that created the Universe and everything within it including us / Jesus !! Now you are catching it, as we are
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[SIZE=-1]Made in His Image[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]. And just as He is sexy, so are we !!

Sex was and is part of the Great Design by the Great Designer. (SEE
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[SIZE=-1]Creation not Evolution Board[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]) Matter of fact, His first commandment to his first couple was ‘Be fruitful and multiply’ in Genesis 1:28. What does that mean, ? ‘Have sex, make love and make children’ and they obeyed his natural normal commandment via His God-given hormones and we are the result of their obedience.

The sin of
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[SIZE=-1]Adam and Eve[/SIZE][SIZE=-1][/SIZE][SIZE=-1]had absolutely nothing to do with sex. They disobeyed andate of the tree of good and evil when they were told not to. The dam devil convinced Eve that the Lord had lied to her and enticed her to eat evil when she and Adam had all the good fruit in the world to eat, including a healthy happy sex life. The fruit wasn’t sex, it was evil knowledge like the fallen angels brought to earth a little while later. So who told Adam and Eve that they were naked and should be embarassed. it wasn't the Lord

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Genesis 3:7-11 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked?[/SIZE]
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So who told them, they were naked, the dam Devil and not the Lord, for after that they tried to cover up themselves with fig leaves, but it didn't work. Therefore don't let the dam devil deceive you as well, or tell you that he created sex, when he didn;t. Nor let him tell you that you have to join his side to enjoy sex, because that also is a lie. The dam devil didn’t create sex and nor entice Adam and Eve with sex in the garden. They already had it and were experiencing it. Sex is not the original sin, where in hell did that perverted idea come from. Sex is from heaven and is holy and sacred when done with a pure heart. But when the devil tries to steal it, he convinces people that it is dirty and vile, and so to partake of it, people have to side with him.

The devil has not created anything. He doesn’t have that kind of power. He can’t create anything. He is a liar and a deceiver and nothing more. He didn’t create himself nor his demons. All things were made by the Lord of Lords and there is nothing that is, that wasn’t made by Him. Even the dark side isjust being used by the Lord in their fallen state to provide a darkened backdrop and alternative choice for people. They have nothing and will be removed when their usefulness is no more. They can;t come up with anything new or exciting, as they are mere copycats and theivess.

The serpent would love to take credit for sex, but can’t. It’s too amazing, too beautiful, too miraculous and empowering and too pleasurable. It is too unifying !!! And the evil One is against people getting together as One. He hates union and only likes separation and division, for in this way, does he hope to conquer.

But we should know better and study better, so we can live better. We don't have to believe that the devil is the creator of sex, we can know the truth and enjoy the truth. For when Jesus said "Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free' that meant in all areas of your life and not just one or two. So can we know sexual freedom if our hearts are right ? Yes, despite the fact that the devils people try to do the same.

For there is nothing wrong with healthy clean sex and creating children (as long as we take care of them). And there is nothing wrong with pleasure. For does not his Word say ‘Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore.' Ppsalms 16: 11). And so with sexual pleasure, as
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Don't you agree?

David

(From http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/JesusCreatedSex.html )
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What. The. Frak?

Is this site a joke? It has to be. "Just as He is sexy, so are we." LOL!
 
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I didn't read much of it. But tell me, does he mention how all those other people came into existence before sex was created? As I recall, there was lots and lots of begatting in the OT.
 
I still like this "God is sexy" comment. What's sex with God feel like?

Or is that breaking rules? :D
 
I don't recall Mary complaining about god's technique in the Bible, but back then, she was probably supposed to close her eyes and think of Jerusalem.
 
Oooh, that's right. Though it doesn't go into much detail. For all I know, she didn't feel a thing. Wouldn't that suck? Sex with God but not feeling a darn thing?

Also, did God pay child support? Or did he leave Joseph to pay for his own kid, the cad?
 
Oh, I seriously doubt god paid child support. This is a dad who let his own kid be crucified. Why bother with child support?
 
I can imagine God telling Jesus that. "Listen, son... you're descended from a race that is guilty of great sin, thanks to your great great great great great....

(...)

...great grand-father, Adam.

As a result, all of humanity is guilty. But, to step in for their sins, I've selected you, son! All you have to do is endure a ton of torture before you die, and then I'll change my mind and not be so judgemental. Isn't that great, son?"
 
I don't recall Mary complaining about god's technique in the Bible, but back then, she was probably supposed to close her eyes and think of Jerusalem.

I thought this was a misunderstanding of Mormon beliefs, not a standard protestant doctrine.
 
I don't recall Mary complaining about god's technique in the Bible, but back then, she was probably supposed to close her eyes and think of Jerusalem.

Good INsight Lisa, as Mary was overshadowed and experienced women know what being overshadowed means.

The Bible uses delicate language, but you can discern these things if in the Spirit or you research it. Good point..
 
So Jesus is his own dad?

Three are ONE, hows that for unity and harmony.

Its called the Trinity, but it almost beyond our comprehension, even though we can understand how water can be in different forms, solid, gas, and water. So maybe that is as close we can come to understanding this basic principle.


Jhn 10:30 I and [my] Father are one.

Jhn 17:11 And now I am no more in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to thee. Holy Father, keep through thine own name those whom thou hast given me, that they may be one, as we [are].
 
If Jesus = God and God overshadowed Mary, therefore Jesus overshadowed Mary, therefore Jesus is a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊*. Christianity is fun. And dirty. But fun!
 
Three are ONE, hows that for unity and harmony.

Aryan Heresy. :D

Its called the Trinity, but it almost beyond our comprehension, even though we can understand how water can be in different forms, solid, gas, and water. So maybe that is as close we can come to understanding this basic principle.

It's not beyond our comprehension. It's a silly bedtime story. I can comprehend most silly bedtime stories.

The part I can't comprehend are those that believe them.
 
If Jesus = God and God overshadowed Mary, therefore Jesus overshadowed Mary, therefore Jesus is a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊*. Christianity is fun. And dirty. But fun!

At least it keeps it in the family.
 
If Jesus = God and God overshadowed Mary, therefore Jesus overshadowed Mary, therefore Jesus is a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊*. Christianity is fun. And dirty. But fun!

So...

God killed his own kid. He had sex with his own mother. Hmm...

And Jesus spent inordinate amounts of time with nubile young males the same age as him in the middle of nowhere.

Let me think about this a bit.
 
I thought this was a misunderstanding of Mormon beliefs, not a standard protestant doctrine.

Zygar, labeling doctrines won;t help you dioscern doctrines or truths, each principle has to be discerned individually. as believe it or not different groups can get some things right... but it is very very unlikely that any one group would get it all right,. especially when they have become ONE with the world and formed into a worldly system..... but the choices are yours, and it hardly helps to think in terms of even Mormons and Protestants, etc.

Go to the source and figure things out for yourself.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/WehavetoChoose.html
 
I don't recall Mary complaining about god's technique in the Bible, but back then, she was probably supposed to close her eyes and think of Jerusalem.

Good INsight Lisa, as Mary was overshadowed and experienced women know what being overshadowed means.

The Bible uses delicate language, but you can discern these things if in the Spirit or you research it. Good point..
Never, ever have I seen somebody miss the sarcasm in a post as badly as DJJ did with this one.
 
So...

God killed his own kid. He had sex with his own mother. Hmm...

And Jesus spent inordinate amounts of time with nubile young males the same age as him in the middle of nowhere.

Let me think about this a bit.

Apparently God is Jesus. Therefore, God didn't kill his son, Jesus killed himself. Some 33 years after he had sex with his own mother. The guy had issues.
 
Zygar, labeling doctrines won;t help you dioscern doctrines or truths, each principle has to be discerned individually. as believe it or not different groups can get some things right... but it is very very unlikely that any one group would get it all right,. especially when they have become ONE with the world and formed into a worldly system..... but the choices are yours, and it hardly helps to think in terms of even Mormons and Protestants, etc.

Go to the source and figure things out for yourself.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/WehavetoChoose.html

Okay, so if all sources should be considered, what do you think of the native Australian tribes' beliefs? Or the Native American tribes' beliefs? Native Canadians? The Aztecs! The Mayans!

Where does Zeus play? Or Odin?
 
Apparently God is Jesus. Therefore, God didn't kill his son, Jesus killed himself. Some 33 years after he had sex with his own mother. The guy had issues.

Ah, suicide makes it a bit more acceptable though. I'm more okay with suicide.

But... he should be, by most religous accounts, sent to hell for suicide! Hmm.
 
So that would mean that evil is God's doing. I suspected as much.


Isa 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].

Yes, evil has its place as it gives people an alternative in their choices...

But YES, the dam devil was created by the Lord. he didn't creat himself but was a mere creation. Just as you are created, and Jesus created sex, he created evil, so you could have CHOICE Tricky.

But He is not tricky

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Godisnottricky.html
 
Ah, suicide makes it a bit more acceptable though. I'm more okay with suicide.

But... he should be, by most religous accounts, sent to hell for suicide! Hmm.

I thought Jesus went to hell during the three days post-Cruifiction?
 
Ah, suicide makes it a bit more acceptable though. I'm more okay with suicide.

But... he should be, by most religous accounts, sent to hell for suicide! Hmm.

I opposed suicide and so does the Lord, because while there is life there is hope. But because the world is so hard and cruel and lonely many do commit suicide unfortunately. Are you helping them Lone wolf, for on the Conspiracy Board, I don;t recall you saying my efforts to stop suicide were honourable.

So would you now accuse the Lord for giving up his life for others.... as suicide.


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Mat 12:36But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
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Mat 12:37For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

So do watch out for your accussations, you can definitely accuse the false church for not helping MORE those that are alone, and accuse the false church for other atrocious crimes, just watch that you don;t blame the Lord. Thanks
 
I thought Jesus went to hell during the three days post-Cruifiction?

Again rather INsightful Lisa...


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1Pe 3:18¶For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:
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1Pe 3:19By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;
 
Nope. You have failed to convince me. Of course, you wouldn't be convinced either if you had any understand of biology.

I don't have to convince you of anything, creation and sex itself is its own proof.



Rom 1:20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
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Rom 1:21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
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Rom 1:22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
Prove things to yourself and quite trying to blame others for yuor lack of discernment. As creation and sex is a wtiness against you if you think they don;t prove design and pleasure and reproduction and creation.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Proveit.html
 
Zygar, labeling doctrines won;t help you dioscern doctrines or truths, each principle has to be discerned individually. as believe it or not different groups can get some things right... but it is very very unlikely that any one group would get it all right,. especially when they have become ONE with the world and formed into a worldly system..... but the choices are yours, and it hardly helps to think in terms of even Mormons and Protestants, etc.

Go to the source and figure things out for yourself.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/WehavetoChoose.html

I only asked because the Mormons get a lot of flack for this belief from fellow protestants. Basically, I was just trying to clarify the point. I now understand that it is not a uniquely Mormon belief.

Not that it makes any difference. Your statements seem to be mostly based around quote mining from the bible. Taken as a whole, you can clearly see the conflicts with what you are trying to say.

For example, for Jesus to be the One God, that would mean that there would a clear delineation between the moment he was God giving his seed to Mary, and the moment he became Jesus. At what moment was he no longer having sex with Mary, but instead just a baby inside of Mary? Also, he would no longer be able to act as the overseeing God while being Jesus, since he was clearly confined to the physical body of Jesus.

I see no way that the belief that he was the One God jives with your beliefs. It requires the trinity to be distinct beings.
 
I don't have to convince you of anything, creation and sex itself is its own proof.

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Rom 1:22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
Prove things to yourself and quite trying to blame others for yuor lack of discernment. As creation and sex is a wtiness against you if you think they don;t prove design and pleasure and reproduction and creation.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Proveit.html

I'm sorry, DJJ, but you obviously are trying to convince us. You are just doing a very poor job. We would like some evidence other then scripture. Or perhaps you would like to provide us with evidence that we should trust what the bible says?
 
I opposed suicide and so does the Lord, because while there is life there is hope. But because the world is so hard and cruel and lonely many do commit suicide unfortunately. Are you helping them Lone wolf, for on the Conspiracy Board, I don;t recall you saying my efforts to stop suicide were honourable.

On the contrary, convincing others to not commit suicide is perfectly honorable. But personally, I believe that every person has a right to life, and to not live. I do not believe in ridding someone of the choice of killing themselves -- they didn't choose to be brought into this world, but they can have a choice to take themselves out of it.

So would you now accuse the Lord for giving up his life for others.... as suicide.

The Trinity thing is bullspit anyways, so I don't care really. I'm dealing with fiction.

But yes, fictionally, I'd accuse him. But it's not the first hypocrisy your fictitious God has done.


OMG! Your invisible friend will hurt me! That's okay. I have FSM, and he's 100 times stronger than your invisible friend.

So do watch out for your accussations, you can definitely accuse the false church for not helping MORE those that are alone, and accuse the false church for other atrocious crimes, just watch that you don;t blame the Lord. Thanks

Don't give me advice. Thanks.

BTW: God is not tricky? Bullspit! God is PLENTY tricky.

All we have to even show that He exists is an ancient retranslated, picky piece of literature. Do you think the Bible was made by God? It was made by Man. it was made by Church. And that very false church is the same thing that was responsible for translating the very source you quote from!

I'd also add that even before all the translations, it was originally a series of stories that was voted on by a council and put into the Bible. That's right -- they picked and choosed which passages to put in. The False Church has made your False Literature, and now you're a True Believer of a False Hope. It's sad.
 

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