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Old 11th May 2007, 10:15 AM   #1
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Vir-X. A Neo-Homeopathic™ synthesis of Magneto Geometry & Scalar Neo-Radionic cloning

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Vir-X™ is a new and novel formulation designed and created exclusively by Life Technology™. The proprietary Neo-Homeopathic™ synthesis utilises aspects of traditional homeopathy, Malcolm Rae's Magneto Geometric methods and Scalar Neo-Radionic™ Cloning. Vir-X™ is in effect is a super potentised Neo-Homeopathic™ preparation which contains a potent energetic signal which stimulates the human vital force. It is the strength of the vital force that ultimately determines a man's sexual potency. Vir-X™ stimulates the overall vital force of the organism.
To me, it sounds like some hucksters had a contest to see who could constuct the most over-the-top combination of scientific-sounding words. An elegant hodgepodge of 19th and 21st century bunkum.

I have to give them a tip of the hat for trademarking Neo-homeopathic: a very shrewd move.

My favorite part is
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Because Vir-X™ is a Neo-Homeopathic™ formulation and therefore contains no active drug material whatsoever, there is no danger whatsoever of interaction with perscription [sic] medicines
Neither the FDA or the FTC can touch these guys.

Oh, the money I could make if I could just give up my morals (and my desire to use (and spell) words correctly).
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Old 11th May 2007, 11:20 AM   #2
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bolding mine.
Originally Posted by Ladewig View Post
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Vir-X™ is a new and novel formulation designed and created exclusively by Life Technology™. The proprietary Neo-Homeopathic™ synthesis utilises aspects of traditional homeopathy, Malcolm Rae's Magneto Geometric methods and Scalar Neo-Radionic™ Cloning. Vir-X™ is in effect is a super potentised Neo-Homeopathic™ preparation which contains a potent energetic signal which stimulates the human vital force. It is the strength of the vital force that ultimately determines a man's sexual potency. Vir-X™ stimulates the overall vital force of the organism
Wow, that's good.
By giving you something that is not defined (a potent energetic signal) we can increase something in you that is not defined (Vital force)
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Old 11th May 2007, 11:28 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by joobz View Post
bolding mine.

Wow, that's good.
By giving you something that is not defined (a potent energetic signal) we can increase something in you that is not defined (Vital force)
Vital force NOT DFINED ??
My dayly morning prayer:
Dear God, you have taken away my vital force. Pleeeaase take away my desire as well.

Wait -- do we have the same definition of "vital force" ?
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Old 11th May 2007, 12:14 PM   #4
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Hang on! We'd better distinguish between "vital force" and "elan vital." Otherwise we're gonna say stuff we don't mean and mean stuff we don't say.

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Old 12th May 2007, 12:09 AM   #5
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Every day, I require a really good belly laugh to maintain my composure and poise. Thank you for contributing this article.

Neo-HomeopathicTM.

mmmmmmmmmmBWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
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Old 12th May 2007, 12:17 AM   #6
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I hate to quibble, but none of the words in the OP is the least bit scientific-sounding.
It is more akin to a bunch of hucksters getting a big bucket of scientific syllables and throwing them together.
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Old 12th May 2007, 12:25 AM   #7
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Ever seen a jargon generator?
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Old 12th May 2007, 12:52 AM   #8
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Wasn't that one up above?
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Old 12th May 2007, 06:00 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by autumn1971 View Post
I hate to quibble,
I'd like to see evidence that you hate it.

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but none of the words in the OP is the least bit scientific-sounding.
"Cloning" is not scientific?
"Geometric" is not scientific?
"Scalar" is not scientific?
I'll grant that "magneto" is more technological than purely scientific, but I consider technology to be a child of science.

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ETA: Their description may not be scientific sounding to one educated in science, but to hoi polloi those words (and the ones you made up) sound very scientific.
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Old 12th May 2007, 05:13 PM   #10
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If it doesn't reverse a polarity it's not even worth looking at.
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