An ass-inine formula

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http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304^950,00.html

FEW women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.

The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.

It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.
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Cheeky little scientist, with his a posteriori knowledge!
 
Reminds me of the formulas we used to concoct to derive girls' attractiveness... in high school! :eek:

This guy needs to have a few grant proposals rejected :rolleyes:

(unless, of course, he's being cited completely out of context, then I take it back :boxedin: )
 
Reminds me of the mad genetic engineer from South Park who was obsessed with creating multiple-assed monkeys!
 
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