What chiropractors don't tell you is that chiropractic involves...
- Manipulation with hands. Human hands are responsible for building nuclear weapons.
- Application of force. Force is responsible for millions of deaths every year in all sorts of major accidents.
- Moving the spine - spinal movement has been strongly implicated in paralysis and even death in some people.
- Lying face down. This position has been central to thousands of deaths every year by drowning.
- Gentle pressure. Application of pressure is a recognised method of torture.
- Sudden blows to the body. Martial arts uses sudden blows to kill and maim people.
- Appointments - like tax cheats have to make with the tax office.
- Repeat visits - similar to what you might expect with a prostitute or drug dealer.
- Twisting limbs. The world's jails are overflowing with people who twisted other people's limbs. Officially it's called assault.
- Someone using the title "Doctor" just like those people who create biological weapons in secret laboratories.
Wow! It's worse than I ever thought. I might have to
find similar lists for other alt-med.