Kyoon's Theories Regarding the Illuminati and Other Subjects: Part III

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This is a continuation thread from here. As is usual, the split point is arbitrary and posters are free to quote from the previous thread into this one.
Posted By: kmortis


Kyoon said:
"Vaccination" stands for fake vaccine, real poison.
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Please, tell us all about the evidence you have to support that claim.

Other than your own opinion of course.

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Hans said:
Yeah I forget but how many of hundreds or thousands of years have they been trying this? I mean they had a perfectly workable evil empire in Communism yet they got rid of that? Why?

If only all super master evil conspirators were so stupid.
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Budget costs.

...hey, ruling the world with an invisible hand costs alot of money (especially keeping that hand invisible...).

Russia still has communism, perhaps...
 
In a cute coincidence, the root word for vaccine derives from the latin for cow.

OOooh I bet kyoon is gonna be all over that...
 
Do not personalize the arguments. Seriously, just don't. when you do, I have to write out reports to my masters in Monsanto, and they get stuck in review...it's all just a big hassle. so, please, just stick to the topic and not each other, ok?
Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: kmortis
 
If Hitler had run NAZI Germany the way Kyoon's Illuminati run ANYTHING an elderly Adolph Hitler would have proudly ushered in the dawn of the 21st century by announcing the top German engineers had FINALLY figured out how to tie shoes with laces and their top biologists had successfully taught Hitler how to wipe his own ass.

Please note, this is not an attack on Kyoon. I'm not calling his intelligence into question, just pointing out the mind-boggling neurological regression of the evil masterminds he's chronicling. I applaud his dedication to motoring the planet's special needs overlords.
 
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aleCcowaN said:
Did you mean āctor ex machina which seems to be the main literary resource in all of Kyoon's pulp fiction plots? (along with tranus ex snipetus snipus)
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Nope, this:



And for some reason, CTers believe:

1. that it has predicted the future
2. gives hints about future events
3. it says "the truth"

I personally have no idea what it has "predicted" since:

1. the Statue Of Liberty is still intact
2. There are no rebelic groups like the NSF, Silouette or Schüss
3. No Dysthopia in the US
4. UNATCO doesn't exist
5. neither are companies like Versalife or Page Industries
6. Same can be said about Human beings having Nano-technology inside their bodies.
7. and so on...

Oh, and the Illuminati was stripped of it's power in 2035 by one of their own Council members to from Majestic-12.
 
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halleyscomet said:
If Hitler had run NAZI Germany the way Kyoon's Illuminati run ANYTHING an elderly Adolph Hitler would have proudly ushered in the dawn of the 21st century by announcing the top German engineers had FINALLY figured out how to tie shoes with laces and their top biologists had successfully taught Hitler how to wipe his own ass.

Please note, this is not an attack on Kyoon. I'm not calling his intelligence into question, just pointing out the mind-boggling neurological regression of the evil masterminds he's chronicling. I applaud his dedication to motoring the planet's special needs overlords.
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No no to far advanced. In 1942 a Kyoon style Illuminati Germany would have been invaded, conquered and reduced to a tributary satrap by the fierce farmer folk of Liechtenstein. Hitler would have ended up in the Bat' d'Af' as a mascot.
 
From the closed thread...
Bruto said:
If one actually wanted evidence that there is an Illuminati, and that the purpose of those Illuminati (or is it that Illuminati - is there "an" Illuminati at all, or are there just Illuminati in quantity...oh dear....well anyway,)
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"Illuminati" is the plural form. "Illuminatus" is the singular.
It's of paramount importance that we all get this correct, you know. ;)
 
threadworm said:
In a cute coincidence, the root word for vaccine derives from the latin for cow.

OOooh I bet kyoon is gonna be all over that...
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Because of smallpox ;)

Actually it's because the vaccine for smallpox was created from the milkmaids who got cowpox and survived. There's probably a much more technical etymology out there, but that's the gist.

ETA: You probably already knew that. This is my first real foray into this thread. Not sure I've got what it takes to stick it out.
 
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http://illuminati-overtime.blogspot.com/2015/01/oil-price-below-production-costs-for.html said:
Oil Price below production costs for dummies​

From Jan 2015, updates signaled in brackets

Introduction - [Jan 2016: Ebola's 5 chars reduced to 4: ZIKA]
Why Illuminati MUST NOW administrate the KILL SHOT: ZIKA reduced to 3 chars: [ _ I _ ]
1993: WHY did the Illuminati launch the BIG BANG script, the show to terminate all shows?
[ _ I _ ] is the unchanged keyword.
Try to solve the riddle before reading the article.
Hint: same keyword as what "Illuminati losing money at the end of the show" refers to.
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Oil Price below production costs for dummies
 
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I could have sworn I posted this already.

The quote function. Please familiarize yourself with it Kyoon.

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Hans said:
No no to far advanced. In 1942 a Kyoon style Illuminati Germany would have been invaded, conquered and reduced to a tributary satrap by the fierce farmer folk of Liechtenstein. Hitler would have ended up in the Bat' d'Af' as a mascot.
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Pretty sure that WO II would've never happened, since they would've been to inept to come up with a plan on how to attack Poland & making sure that they would be able to giggle behind the Polish people's back.
 
Kyoon said:
The Truman world where the beasts live is the reversed 1998 Hollywood film "Truman show", with the audience, not aware of it, now as "Truman Burbank".
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It's called "Reality TV." It's been on the air for ages.

And while I understand it was a hit, "Big Bang Theory" was crap. You have a very high opinion of a show based upon mocking people for being intelligent and on the autism spectrum.
 
Kyoon said:
The Truman world where the beasts live is the reversed 1998 Hollywood film "Truman show", with the audience, not aware of it, now as "Truman Burbank".
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What is a Truman Burbank? a hamburger?

Again, the illuminati are clowns who slap each other with big plastic hands and copy the script of a movie. They claim to have done it in advance so they barely hide their idiocy.
 
halleyscomet said:
You have a very high opinion of a show
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As usual you're unable to read what was written.
I've never once mentioned "The Big Bang Theory" television show.

The illuminati BIG BANG has nothing to do with "reality TV" and everything to do with simulated reality, the world as we know it, being terminated.
 
Kyoon said:
http://illuminati-overtime.blogspot.com/2015/01/oil-price-below-production-costs-for.html said:
Oil Price below production costs for dummies​

From Jan 2015, updates signaled in brackets

Introduction - [Jan 2016: Ebola's 5 chars reduced to 4: ZIKA]
Why Illuminati MUST NOW administrate the KILL SHOT: ZIKA reduced to 3 chars: [ _ I _ ]
1993: WHY did the Illuminati launch the BIG BANG script, the show to terminate all shows?
[ _ I _ ] is the unchanged keyword.
Try to solve the riddle before reading the article.
Hint: same keyword as what "Illuminati losing money at the end of the show" refers to.
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All in Blog
Oil Price below production costs for dummies
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Why did you write this? These are just assertions; there's no evidence.
 
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Kyoon said:
As usual you're unable to read what was written.
I've never once mentioned "The Big Bang Theory" television show.

The illuminati BIG BANG has nothing to do with "reality TV" and everything to do with simulated reality, the world as we know it, being terminated.
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The world where planes never really crash, people don't get sick from real diseases, where Hitler managed to produce children, despite being dead. That world?
 
Kyoon said:
As usual you're unable to read what was written.
I've never once mentioned "The Big Bang Theory" television show.

The illuminati BIG BANG has nothing to do with "reality TV" and everything to do with simulated reality, the world as we know it, being terminated.
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Kyoon said:
The Truman world where the beasts live is the reversed 1998 Hollywood film "Truman show", with the audience, not aware of it, now as "Truman Burbank".
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I think your imaginary world has more to do with Chuckles the Clown.

As you may have noted all the bad things you are freaking out about aren't happening and worse yet you have no evidence that anything you are bleating about is/are real.

In other words you have nothing. You've had nothing for months but you keep trying to sell the same unbelievable stuff to a crowd that doesn't believe a single thing you say.

You might want to consider changing your venue - don't you agree that would be the sane thing to do?
 
aleCcowaN said:
The iluminatti are clearly the monsters of the id (someone's).

They are primitive, idiotic, destructive, uncontrollable, egoist, deceiving, infantile, capricious, impulsive. They refuse to adapt to reality or even acknowledge its existence.
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That and at some point they'd have to order me to do something related to all this. I just completed the FY 17 training and travel plan and no mention was made of being ready to conduct genocide.
 
Kyoon said:
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Ah yes more un-evidenced made up delusion - sorry Kyoon not buying it.

Why don't you go away and come up with something simple that you can PROVE?

lol
 
Craig4 said:
That and at some point they'd have to order me to do something related to all this. I just completed the FY 17 training and travel plan and no mention was made of being ready to conduct genocide.
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It was written in white ink and on the back of the last financial report go read it again - its there.
 
LSSBB said:
It's a standard line item, no need to highlight it.
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Well, the Illuminati better not complain when the people who were supposed to work the genocide are all over the place because we didn't know to keep them back. I asked for input on this two months ago so there's no point complaining that I didn't get their request into next year's plan.
 
Craig4 said:
Well, the Illuminati better not complain when the people who were supposed to work the genocide are all over the place because we didn't know to keep them back. I asked for input on this two months ago so there's no point complaining that I didn't get their request into next year's plan.
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Well, there was a plan to automate it, and the programmers got repurposed. Things are tough all around..Agenda 21 isn't paying off.
 
The Illuminati does not control oil production or the petroleum industry, here are some facts:

Fact: The Illuminati controls urinal cakes, chopsticks, pizza boxes, the plastic piece they place in pizza boxes to keep the lid from crushing the pie, cheese(all the cheese), shoelaces, velcro, and the production of CO2.

Fact: The Illuminati makes millions from Facebook by creating cat videos, photos, memes, and gifs which they produce themselves. In short, every cat video on the internet was made by the Illuminati.

Fact: The Illuminati controls the Porta-John market in manufacture, rental, and cleaning. The waste material removed from Porta-Johns is the key element used in Chemtrails to make Americans gay sheep.

Fact: Vladimir Putin and Kurtwood Smith have never been seen in the same room together.

Oil, schmoil.

*All facts subject to change pending lack of verification.
*Some facts may have been pull out of someone's butt. Maybe mine.
 
Kyoon said:
The Truman world where the beasts live is the reversed 1998 Hollywood film "Truman show", with the audience, not aware of it, now as "Truman Burbank".
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Really? We are aware of that Hollywood movie but unfortunately your made up thing called 'Truman Burbank' doesn't exist, now does it?

If it did you might show us some evidence to support it - don't yah think?

lol
 
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